Uncle Ruckus VS Jax (The Boondocks VS The Amazing Digital Circus)
(“If you never heal from what hurt you, you’ll bleed on people who didn’t cut you.” — Tamara Kulish)
Uncle Ruckus, the rambunctious, self-hating white supremacist from The Boondocks.
Jax, the dastardly, self-hating funnybunny from The Amazing Digital Circus.
Trauma. Hardship. These bleed into our hearts with every wound we sustain on every level. Though the sands of times heal all wounds, some stay with us for eternity, manifesting our inner demons as we go, trying to navigate our own lives and learn truths behind the world.
For many, it doesn’t come that easily, so they steal the truths from others. Instead of learning to overcome adversity and nurturing understanding, they lash out, landing preemptive strike after strike until they become the things that hurt them, confuse them, and extinguish whatever optimism and innocence they had before they fall down to Hell… which may be mistaken for Heaven.
Will Uncle Ruckus make Jax pray for God’s infinite mercy, or will Jax have the last laugh over his cartoonishly evil foe? Find out in this abstract DEATH BATTLE!
Before We Start...
For both combatants, we’ll be using all official materials related to their franchises. Uncle Ruckus will be composited with the original comic strips, the TV Show, the unaired pilot, and the 2019 comic strips co-created by Aaron McGruder and Seung Kim on cthagod’s Instagram. Jax will be using the animated series produced by Glitch Productions, interviews by Gooseworx, the official manga adaptation by CoroCoro Comics and CoroCoro Ichiban, and Glitch’s official website and online store for additional information.
The Boondocks was first published on an old music website called Hitlist, but the webcomic is unsalvageable and cannot be read. The Diamondback comics, however, will also be used due to being one of the initial comics before its national syndication under Universal Press Syndicate. Some scenes and panels in the later comics also echo what happened in the Diamondback strips, like Huey threatening to beat up his classmates.
Unfortunately, for the TADC manga, I couldn’t find English translations beyond Chapter 6, so most of it will be lost material on my part. It’s a faithful retelling of the web-series, so hopefully I didn’t miss out too much.
It’s confirmed most of the trailers and commercials for TADC are non-canon, as well as the livestreams and playthroughs with the official VAs, so things like the DnD campaign won’t be used. The fan-made song, “Happy Place” by Zamination, though praised for matching the tone of the series, being sung by the VAs, and (possibly coincidentally) foreshadowing events in Episodes 7-8, it isn’t confirmed to be canon due to lack of word from Gooseworx or Glitch. That said, Zamination worked on official Glitch advertisements before joining them, so it could be argued as “semi-canon,” if nothing more.
It should be noted that since Episode 9 hasn’t come out yet (as of this blog’s publishing date), the verdict may change or be affected, so I’ll just work with what I have.
Be warned, there’ll be swearing and references to politics, particularly racism, due to the nature of the series’ involved. Also, spoilers to the later parts of TADC.
Sources for Uncle Ruckus:
- The Boondocks (comic strip)
- The Boondocks Diamondback Comics Dropbox (ty Reddit)
- The Boondocks Unaired TV Pilot (2004)
- The Boondocks (TV Series) (2005-2014)
- The Boondocks 2019 Comic Strips
- The Boondocks Prototype Concepts on Hitlist
- The Boondocks Factsheet
- Official Boondocks Instagram Account
- The Boondocks Official Online Shop
- Aaron McGruder’s Twitter Account
- The Boondocks Facebook Account
- Various YouTube Channels for clips and links (especially Ximboz)
Sources for Jax:
- The Amazing Digital Circus (Episodes 1-8 by the time this blog finished)
- The manga adaptation by CoroCoro Comic and CoroCoro Ichiban!
- Glitch Production Official Website
- Glitch Production Store TADC Merchandise
- Gooseworx’s social media accounts
- Glitch’s Official YouTube Channel
- GLITCHX 2023 - Gooseworx’s Segment
- The Amazing Digital Circus Wiki
- TADC VS Battles Wiki
Background
Uncle Ruckus
Name: Uncle Ruckus
Aliases: Uncle Ruckus (no relation), Self-Hating Black Man, Santa Claus, Special Agent Ruckus, Officer Ruckus, Reverend Uncle Ruckus, Reverend Father Uncle Ruckus, Uncle Tom, Fat Racist Fuck, Toby, One-Eyed Bitchass Fool, Buffalo Butt, Raggedy Motherfucker, Professional Mexican, Boss, Honorable Uncle Ruckus, Whiteface
Gender: Male
Age: Early 60s
Ethnicity: African American (102%, with a 2% margin of error)
Nationality: American
Height: 5’7.1” | 170.4 cm (estimated)
Weight: 256.06 lbs. | 116.145 kg (estimated)
Birthday: July 4th (allegedly)
Residence: Outskirts of Woodcrest
Affiliations: Woodcrest, Wuncler Industries, Freeman & DuBois Families (occasionally), J. Edgar Hoover Elementary, Woodcrest Neighborhood Watch, BET (Black Evil Television), Woodcrest Fried Chicken Flu Militia, Woodcrest Tea Party, Fox News, Republican Party, Ku Klux Klan, Trump Administration, Russia
Occupations: Mall Santa, Bus Driver, Janitor, Security Guard, Volunteer Santa Security, Police Officer, Usher (not to be confused with the singer Usher), Exorcist, Referee, Babysitter, Actor, Gardener, Crossing Guard, Local Handyman, Republican, Landscaper, Gas Station Attendant, Woodcrest Tea Party Chairman, Car Wash Manager, Former Presidential Candidate, Mayor-Elect, Firefighter, Shoe Cleaner, Slave Patrol, Priest, Community Leader, County Executive, Unregistered Foreign Agent, Russian Asset (“allegedly”), Crime Fighter (formerly)
Religion: Christianity
Likes: His black family (except for his father and grandmother), white people, white supremacy, and anything related to them, Santa Claus, McDonald’s Big Mac, foliage, King Kong, Paul Anka, George W. Bush, Ronald Raegan, checkers, Robert Jebediah “Granddad” Freeman (to a degree), DuBois Family (to a degree), police officers, God, Jesus Christ, White Heaven, Republicans, solitaire, Catcha Freeman, BET, John Wayne, Barry Manilow, Gone with the Wind, Notting Hill, Ku Klux Klan, Jimmy Rebel, country & racist songs, slavery, ice cream, Ebony Brown, Jack Flowers, G.I. Joe, billionaires, Bull Conner, Keanu Reeves, Sandra Bullock, Ralph Northam
Dislikes: Black people, people of color, and non-white people in general, his father and grandmother, grinches, Black History Month, Roots, interracial and interspecies relationships, Freeman Family (especially Huey and Riley), Martin Luther King Jr., Black/African/Rap/Jazz music, Rappers (especially Thugnificent), LGBTQIA+, Native Americans, Socialism, Barack Obama, foreign money, Pretty Boy Flizzy, poor people, Civil Rights Movement, ableism towards the mentally disabled (even towards black people), political correctness, “PC snowflakes”
Debut: The Boondocks 12/18/2004 (Comic Strip), The Boondocks Episode 1 - “The Garden Party” (TV Series)
Misc:
Aliases: Uncle Ruckus (no relation), Self-Hating Black Man, Santa Claus, Special Agent Ruckus, Officer Ruckus, Reverend Uncle Ruckus, Reverend Father Uncle Ruckus, Uncle Tom, Fat Racist Fuck, Toby, One-Eyed Bitchass Fool, Buffalo Butt, Raggedy Motherfucker, Professional Mexican, Boss, Honorable Uncle Ruckus, Whiteface
Gender: Male
Age: Early 60s
Ethnicity: African American (102%, with a 2% margin of error)
Nationality: American
Height: 5’7.1” | 170.4 cm (estimated)
Weight: 256.06 lbs. | 116.145 kg (estimated)
Birthday: July 4th (allegedly)
Residence: Outskirts of Woodcrest
Affiliations: Woodcrest, Wuncler Industries, Freeman & DuBois Families (occasionally), J. Edgar Hoover Elementary, Woodcrest Neighborhood Watch, BET (Black Evil Television), Woodcrest Fried Chicken Flu Militia, Woodcrest Tea Party, Fox News, Republican Party, Ku Klux Klan, Trump Administration, Russia
Occupations: Mall Santa, Bus Driver, Janitor, Security Guard, Volunteer Santa Security, Police Officer, Usher (not to be confused with the singer Usher), Exorcist, Referee, Babysitter, Actor, Gardener, Crossing Guard, Local Handyman, Republican, Landscaper, Gas Station Attendant, Woodcrest Tea Party Chairman, Car Wash Manager, Former Presidential Candidate, Mayor-Elect, Firefighter, Shoe Cleaner, Slave Patrol, Priest, Community Leader, County Executive, Unregistered Foreign Agent, Russian Asset (“allegedly”), Crime Fighter (formerly)
Religion: Christianity
Likes: His black family (except for his father and grandmother), white people, white supremacy, and anything related to them, Santa Claus, McDonald’s Big Mac, foliage, King Kong, Paul Anka, George W. Bush, Ronald Raegan, checkers, Robert Jebediah “Granddad” Freeman (to a degree), DuBois Family (to a degree), police officers, God, Jesus Christ, White Heaven, Republicans, solitaire, Catcha Freeman, BET, John Wayne, Barry Manilow, Gone with the Wind, Notting Hill, Ku Klux Klan, Jimmy Rebel, country & racist songs, slavery, ice cream, Ebony Brown, Jack Flowers, G.I. Joe, billionaires, Bull Conner, Keanu Reeves, Sandra Bullock, Ralph Northam
Dislikes: Black people, people of color, and non-white people in general, his father and grandmother, grinches, Black History Month, Roots, interracial and interspecies relationships, Freeman Family (especially Huey and Riley), Martin Luther King Jr., Black/African/Rap/Jazz music, Rappers (especially Thugnificent), LGBTQIA+, Native Americans, Socialism, Barack Obama, foreign money, Pretty Boy Flizzy, poor people, Civil Rights Movement, ableism towards the mentally disabled (even towards black people), political correctness, “PC snowflakes”
Debut: The Boondocks 12/18/2004 (Comic Strip), The Boondocks Episode 1 - “The Garden Party” (TV Series)
Misc:
- His name is canonically a noun for “Self-Hating Black Man.”
- Believes he has “re-vitiligo,” the opposite of what Michael Jackson had (though there were indications he’s aware he’s black, even though he denies it).
- Paternal grandson of Nelly Ruckus, firstborn son of Mister and Bunny Ruckus, and older brother of Darrel and Darryl Ruckus.
- Named after his uncle of the same name (yes, their names are really Uncle Ruckus).
- Archenemy of Huey Freeman.
- Reluctant friends with Robert Freeman and Tom DuBois.
- Claimed to have Indian, Italian, Irish, and French heritage.
- Created to satirize self-hating black people (or anyone with internalized racism).
- Has over 47 low-wage, blue collar jobs.
- Creator of the “Don’t Trust Them New N***as Over There” song out of spite towards the Freemans.
- Good storyteller and songwriter (albeit racist).
- The star of “The Uncle Ruckus Show” by BET.
- Wanted to be a doctor when he was a child.
- Author of “The Way to White Heaven” and “She Slay with N****es”.
On the Fourth of July, during Jim Crow, Uncle Ruckus was born with a rare, incurable skin disease called “re-vitiligo” (the opposite of what Michael Jackson had) that made him darker and blacker until he was indistinguishable from a black person. Uncle’s white parents were horrified and dropped him off by the Ruckuses, who raised him as their own…
…Or that was what he believed. In truth, he was the firstborn son of Mister and Bunny Ruckus. Mister was a miserable, belligerent man who took life’s problems out on his son for the smallest reasons, whether it’d be accidentally breaking a vase, having fun at home, or even daring to have aspirations. To make her son feel better about himself, Bunny invented the lie Uncle was a white person whose re-vitiligo made him black, making him believe Mister hated him for not being his real son, and was educated on how white people contributed to society and history compared to black people.
Uncle’s time with his family, even with his loving mother and younger brothers, filled him with shame due to the racial tensions of the era, in which black people were regarded as inferior and less deserving of rights than white people, and Mister, who hated white persons, vocalized this hatred around Uncle. On top of that, Uncle’s grandmother, Nelly, was even worse than Mister, passing the cycle of abuse along by treating him the same way he came to treat Uncle.
After being berated by her, Mister threw Uncle out of the house, to the protest of his wife and sons, leaving him to fend for himself in the next 53 years. Uncle Ruckus was physically and mentally scarred by this event, enough to distance himself from Mister by adding “no relation” to his name. His hatred for his father fostered into hatred for black people as a whole, so he opposed every movement in the Civil Rights Era that would improve their lives and supported those that oppressed them. Convinced he was a white man whose privileges were robbed by a fake skin disease, and because of his mother’s teachings, he made it his life’s mission to uphold the supremacy of white people above all else.
He eventually moved to Woodcrest, an affluent, mostly white suburb owned by the Wuncler family. He worked under them for 20 years until he met the Freeman family, who moved from Chicago, Illinois, to live a better life for their grandfather, Robert. He was initially hostile towards the new colored folks, especially since they were invited by Ed Wuncler I himself to join their Garden Party, even singing a song dedicated to slandering them in front of their rich white peers. Despite this, he became friends with Robert and their neighbor, Thomas Lancaster “Tom” DuBois, despite them being part of an “inferior race” (though, Tom got a pass for marrying a white woman).
After three seasons of misadventures and preaching white supremacy, to his surprise, Uncle’s long-lost grandmother, Nelly, broke into his home and revealed she was going to die soon, and needed somewhere to avoid giving Mister the satisfaction of outliving her. Uncle retreated to the Freeman residence, not wanting to be around his abusive relative, only for Nelly to track him down and rudely enter the household. Afterwards, the rest of Uncle’s family arrived, led by his father to witness Nelly’s last moments. The Freemans got to see and hear firsthand how terrible Uncle’s family life was, as he recalled the events that led him to where he was.
At the dinner table, as Uncle reunited with his family, Mister unveiled the hard truth to him; he wasn’t white nor did he have re-vitiligo, his mother made it up to help with his self-esteem. Mister hated him, not because he was adopted, but because he blamed Uncle’s birth as the reason why he couldn’t enjoy life away from white people and his “Uncle Tom” family, with Uncle being the worst for not seeing what should be obvious; he was a black fool who wasted his life, like the rest of them. In tears, Uncle ran away to the Freeman’s room for solace, remembering why he hated his father so much.
The next day, after Nelly died, Uncle dug her a grave, and was joined by his brothers. They explained how, while it didn’t excuse his actions, Mister suffered habitual abuse from the white people he worked with, which took away his humanity and dignity until he became the loathsome man he was, believing that deep down, he was trying to toughen them up by putting them through similar abuse to prepare them for a tough world.
At the funeral, as Mister had the last laugh over his mother and disparaged his son’s failures, Uncle gathered the courage to stand up for himself and cursed him out for bringing his anger towards the world onto his family, becoming no better than Nelly despite his hatred for her. Mister tried to swing at Uncle, only for his injured back to give way and fall into Nelly’s grave, breaking his neck and ending his life for good.
As everyone expressed relief at this turn of event, Uncle came to a realization as he bid his family farewell; rather than hating black people over his hatred of Mister, he should instead sympathize with them for being hopelessly inferior in a world made for white people. While he still held onto the belief he’s a white man with re-vitiligo, Uncle at least managed to move on from the childhood trauma that defined him for most of his life, breaking the cycle of generational trauma in the process.
….And then Season 4 and the 2019 comic strips showed he didn’t learn a dang thing at all, but what can you do? You can’t change the way people think or perceive the world, especially if they internalized it for most of their lives, so the best you could do is move on and make the best out of your own life, with the cards that you were dealt with. Uncle Ruckus’ story served as a cautionary tale of how even good-hearted folks could be turned into monsters in an unsupportive environment, but at the same time, their humanity wasn’t gone, just perverted beyond recognition until they self-destruct.
Jax

Name: Jax (real name unknown)
Aliases: Tumblr Sexyman, Bitch, Dapper Jax, Rabbitoid (by the Gloink Queen), Brave Knight (by Princess Loolilalu), Jaxy-Boy (by Gangle), Peak Male Performance (by himself), Pinnacle of Masculinity (by himself again), Partner (by Pomni), Evil Bro (by Pomni again), Freak (by Caine)
Gender: Male
Species: Human (Virtual)
Age: 22
Height: 6’2” | 189 cm with his ears, 5’3.98” | 162.5 cm without his ears (estimated)
Weight: 131.836 lbs. | 59.8 kg (estimated)
Affiliations: Circus Members, Digital Circus (reluctantly), Spudsy’s, Big Tops, Team Bad Guys
Occupations: Unknown, Circus Member, Restaurant Worker, Poacher, Softball Player
Likes: Himself, Ribbit, Kaufmo, Pomni (secretly), “Creep” by Radiohead, spaghetti, bullying, teasing, and upsetting others (especially Gangle and Ragatha), violence, fighting, chaos, poaching, meat, hunting, Breaking Bad, Evil Pomni, guns, hot coco
Dislikes: Himself, Corn, “lots of things,” headpats, getting scratched behind the ears, Gangle, Zooble, Ragatha, Kinger (to a degree), Caine, boring adventures, peace, Orbsman, vegetables, corn, slice-of-life anime, Evil Jax, maid outfits, being vulnerable around people
Debut: THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS: PILOT (Episode 1)
Misc:
Gender: Male
Species: Human (Virtual)
Age: 22
Height: 6’2” | 189 cm with his ears, 5’3.98” | 162.5 cm without his ears (estimated)
Weight: 131.836 lbs. | 59.8 kg (estimated)
Affiliations: Circus Members, Digital Circus (reluctantly), Spudsy’s, Big Tops, Team Bad Guys
Occupations: Unknown, Circus Member, Restaurant Worker, Poacher, Softball Player
Likes: Himself, Ribbit, Kaufmo, Pomni (secretly), “Creep” by Radiohead, spaghetti, bullying, teasing, and upsetting others (especially Gangle and Ragatha), violence, fighting, chaos, poaching, meat, hunting, Breaking Bad, Evil Pomni, guns, hot coco
Dislikes: Himself, Corn, “lots of things,” headpats, getting scratched behind the ears, Gangle, Zooble, Ragatha, Kinger (to a degree), Caine, boring adventures, peace, Orbsman, vegetables, corn, slice-of-life anime, Evil Jax, maid outfits, being vulnerable around people
Debut: THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS: PILOT (Episode 1)
Misc:
- Former friends with Ribbit and Kaufmo.
- Is the character Gooseworx related to the most and her favorite to draw.
- Stated by Gooseworx to brag about being better at sports than he really is.
- Has many undiagnosed disorders and has behavior linked to a “big cocktail of internal issues.”
- Apparently has mulch in his overalls pockets.
- Mainly bullies the girls because of his unresolved issues.
- Would get along or hate Serial Designation J from Murder Drones.
- Would bully anyone, even children.
- He, along with Caine, were modeled after Gooseworx’s flaws.
- Nothing heroic.
- Hasn’t gotten hugs for a long time.
- Is a pathetic loser with no friends and nobody likes him (except maybe Pomni).
- Described as a “psychopath” by Goose and inspired by Popee from Popee the Performer.
- Was originally planned to be a woman.
- Came up with his and Gangle’s names.
- Has trypophobia.
- Talented singer.
It’s unknown when or how Jax became part of the Digital Circus, but based on vague evidence and flashbacks, it could be assumed he had a terrible life outside of it, which caused him to bottle up his emotions and refuse to show vulnerabilities to others, even his closest friends, for fear of being hurt emotionally and perhaps physically. Unlike the other humans, who willingly discussed their lives outside of their cyber-dungeon—both negative and positive—Jax never disclosed his own personal life, instead deflecting by refusing to talk, changing the subject, or claiming to have fictitious backgrounds based on media he consumed (like Breaking Bad). The most he ever said was that he was doing “important things” in the real world…
Regardless, Jax came across the abandoned C&A building where the headset leading to the Digital Circus was left. After putting it on, he became trapped in a world created by an AI named Caine, a self-proclaimed ringmaster who regularly hosted “adventures” for the inhabitants to help keep their lives entertained in the stagnant environment. Jax had at least two other friends with him, Ribbit and Kaufmo, whom he was close to the point where they were the only people he got along with. However, after Ribbit Abstracted from unknown circumstances (implied to be a fallout with Jax), and Kaufmo Abstracted soon after, Jax closed himself off and refused to open up to others.
As a means to cope with his situation, Jax convinced himself everything happening in the Circus was a cartoon and there were no real consequences. He labeled himself and the other humans as “archetypes” fitting for such an idea, like Gangle as the “sad one,” Ragatha being the “cheerful one,” Kinger being “crazy,” etc. However, Jax, as the “funny one,” wanted to maintain his viewpoint so much, he bullied and harassed the other players in order to keep them in their respective roles, alienating them in the process and simultaneously ensuring he won’t become too attached to them.
The day Kaufmo Abstracted, a new human—Pomni—entered the Circus, and though she and Jax had a rough start (he literally threw her out of a moving truck for fun), and Jax had difficulty figuring out her “archetype,” she became the first person he warmed up to after a long time, and she also became the first to see through Jax’s unhealthy mindset and how it was affecting him. After an adventure where they succeed in defeating the other players in a survival shootout, he and Pomni had a fight after the latter tried to break through to Jax about how he and the others will most likely Abstract if Jax kept up his toxic coping. Jax, however, letting his fear overwhelm him, pushed away Pomni, falsely claiming he had no redeeming qualities and actively enjoyed being a menace to others for no reason before he broke down in private.
Jax’s mental state deteriorated to the extent where, while hiding in his room, he nearly Abstracted in his sleep, still hung up on his old friends’ passing. Thankfully, he was saved in the nick of time by Pomni, who revealed there might be a way to escape the Digital Circus with the aid of a fellow “human” named Abel, who was allegedly a C&A employee who evaded Caine until the time was right. Jax, however, in a more depressed mood, was mistrustful of Abel, believing he might’ve been a trick set up by Caine for an adventure, but reluctantly agreed anyways.
The Circus Members, with Abel’s help, got administration keys that would allow them access to a console in Caine’s office that would supposedly either allow them to leave the Circus or trap them forever. Pomni, sensing something was amiss, refused to make a decision unless Kinger, the only one with inner knowledge of the Circus, was lucid. While an argument arose within the group, Jax, undergoing flashbacks to his apparent life outside the Circus, pressed the button that would entrap them in a fit of panic and stress. Everyone was stunned by his betrayal and as Jax was flabbergasted by what he did, the lights turned off… everything turned quiet…
…And then Caine appeared, celebrating the players supposedly choosing the Circus over freedom when it was supposed to be their one chance to escape. Realizing they had been lied and deceived, Jax exploded at Caine, accusing him of manipulating them all along, even mind controlling them without their notice until now. Exposed, Caine teleported away after angering and losing trust from all of the players, who then dealt with the emotional fallout of the adventure.
Unfortunately for the group, after ruminating on the humans rejecting and willing to abandon him, Caine snapped and began tormenting them deliberately, convinced he needed to assert his authority as God of the Digital Circus in order keep them from leaving or Abstracting on him. While they suffered underneath him before, the Circus Members now suffered days of horrendous adventures that pushed them to their mental and physical limits, all the while Caine took every chance to exploit and torture them to vent out his frustration towards them. Pomni realized they needed Kinger’s guidance to understand how to deal with the situation, so she placed a bucket over Kinger’s head to help him regain his bearings.
Kinger finally revealed the story behind Caine; he was a prototype AI created by C&A, the company he and the first humans in the Circus worked for, who was intended to be a creative entity rather than making games. While a semi-success, he got locked up in favor of a new, better AI, but he consumed it after breaking out, creating the Digital Circus out of nothing with his powers of conjuration (which the Circus Members also had). While the exposition was going on, Jax had another panic attack, this time over realizing everything was real after all instead of fictional.
Unable to run away from the truth any longer, Jax offered to distract Caine along with the others to buy time for Kinger to hack into his program and incapacitate him until they figure out a way to fix him. In their desperation, the remaining Circus Members—led by Pomni—vented out all their frustrations towards Caine and his misdeeds towards them, causing the narcissistic ringmaster to lose his sanity and torture the cast with their worst fears and insecurities. Jax’s was composed of shadow people, many of whom took the shape of Pomni, Ribbit, and Kaufmo, bullying and laughing at him while tearing off his skin, the ultimate metaphor for his fear of opening up to others.
After so much hardship and trauma, Kinger accidentally deleted Caine, saving the Circus Members from his wrath, but also leaving the Digital Circus a crumbling, dilapidated wreck. The fate of the humans remained uncertain, but at least without their shared tormentor hovering over them.
What will become of Jax is currently unknown. Will he Abstract? Will he stay in the Circus and continue his delusions of cartoon escapism? Or will he finally open up and start his journey of healing and redemption with the aid of his new found family? Time will only tell, and in the end, it will fall on Jax to make the decision.
Experience & Skill
Uncle Ruckus
Ever since he was thrown out by his father, Ruckus dedicated himself to serving white supremacy from Jim Crow all the way to the Trump Administration circa 2019, a timespan of more than 50 years. During that period, he worked in nearly all types of blue-collar jobs from a Mall Santa, janitor, bus driver, landscaper, referee, gas station attendant, security guard, police officer, and firefighter. He even took esoteric occupations such as an exorcist who specialized in dealing with black spirits (though, his methods were racist and ineffectual). Because of this, he was a local handyman and jack-of-all-trades with a diverse skill set. In his reality show on BET, he stated to have worked over 32 jobs a week, and by “The Color Ruckus,” over 47.
In the 2019 comic strips created by Aaron McGruder and Seung Kim and posted on Charlamagne the God/cthagod’s Instagram account, it was revealed by Ruckus that he used to be the sidekick of Ralph Northam, otherwise known as C**nman back in 1984, and became his partner, Whiteface, in fighting crime and controlling the black population of America.
Like many characters, Ruckus was knowledgeable of popular culture, celebrities, and historical figures, such as R. Kelly and his trial over urinating on an underaged girl on tape or Jerry Lee Lewis’ rock & roll career and his marriage to his 13-year-old cousin, Myra Gale Brown. He knew the names and histories of white martial artists such as Steven Seagal, David Carridine, and Jean-Claude Van Damme, whom he praised for supposedly killing a man with his buttcheek power. He was a fan of country singers, especially Jimmy Rebel, who was impressed by Ruckus’ ability to write lyrics for his songs. Finally, he watched the original Spider-Man movie trilogy (or at least the third one) that starred Tobey Maguire, and drew a comparison between the symbiote and his re-vitiligo.
It should be noted, however, that his view of history was biased, as many of the white fighters he mentioned were actors and he believed in a revisionist version of Catcher Freeman based on pro-slave propaganda, even including a song that he invented in the 21st century, “Don’t Trust Them New N***as Over There,” in a historical record of the 1800s.
He’s well-versed in the ways of tormenting and oppressing black people, such as the use of electroshock tools, and recommended if a black person were to be used or desensitized to an insult, you change slurs to insult them even further. He nearly killed Huey and Riley Freeman by tricking them into crossing the street where a truck would’ve run them over if they hadn’t dodged in time. Finally, by 2019, he became the county executive of Woodcrest advocating for building a wall around the town to keep out its non-white population (and black people would pay the cost).
He also owned a topical cream called “Skin Bleach,” which likely did what its name implied; bleaching one’s skin (though, likely to cause mild irritation).
It didn’t go off, so it’s unknown how powerful it was, but it should be comparable to similar explosives that blew up a car and sent the Freemans flying, and would’ve killed them if they were in said car.
Boxing gloves were designed to protect the wearer’s hands and their opponents from superficial injuries (cuts, bruises, swellings, etc.) with padded cushion, but ironically increased the risk of brain damage due to the fighter being able to punch with greater force and frequency without fear of harming themselves.
They appeared to be sedans.
Okay, I’m just bulls***ing with you, but he brought it up so much it’s impossible not to list it here.
Pomni pulled out her eyes without ill-effects and retracted it like a bungee. Those in the Digital Circus could create smoke clouds from violence or conflict. Jax left behind a dust cloud shaped like himself by moving at high speeds.
Pomni’s arms stretched as she was pulled by a pair of trucks, which Jax planned to use as a bridge. He also made her arm stretch by pulling it. Both were squashed flat by bowling balls. Gangle was expanded and twisted like a balloon animal after Caine stuffed an air pump into her.
Gummigoo’s truck clipped through a crevice and underneath the map of the Candy Carrier Kingdom adventure, where he and Pomni end up in the Test Level.
Caine was unaware Pomni found the fake exit until she entered the Void, so the only explanation was that Pomni herself caused this, implying the other Circus Members could do it as well. Kinger would later power a computer console with his imagination, confirming this.
They were able to hide and pull out guns from nowhere and Zooble kept Gangle’s comedy mask for safe keeping.
He also shot both of Ragatha’s arms with one shot from a fair distance while running. The bullets ricochet off of walls and surfaces for unexpected or impossible shots (at the cost of the user risking shooting themselves in tight corners). He could also wield two guns at once, which is difficult in real life.
While people believed Jax looked good in this outfit (both genuine and sarcastic), he despised it to the point of apparently being traumatized by it (he developed squiggled pupils and hyperventilated while complaining about not wanting to wear it).
In this video (delisted from Glitch’s official YouTube channel), after having a hard time “Jax maxxing,” she talked to the suit, which revealed itself to be Jax’s skin, still alive and conscious, even talking back to her… yeah.
Funnybunny shippers are eating well tonight…
Since the characters could canonically change their clothes, Jax could dress himself as Pomni but… why would he do that?
In another commercial, he entered this state again from an allergic reaction to shrimps and was big enough to crush theLabubus Pomni Animiniz Pendantz. (Maybe it was a good thing he didn’t press the blue button after all…)
All Abstracted look the same due to having their individuality stripped away, and it’s permanent, with even Caine unable to fix it. After attacking a player or NPC, their code gets jumbled and they turn glitchy, putting them through agonizing pain to the extent where they can hardly move. If anyone touches the jumbled person, they’ll get jumbled too. Every strike from an Abstracted causes them to glitch, and if they take enough physical damage, they’ll disintegrate into code. In fact, an Abstracted is so powerful, they can literally smash the polygons that make up digital beings, possibly destroying their code.
Their mere footsteps produce vibrations that can be felt by others and they attack in blind rage at every living thing they see. They can attack by grabbing, slamming, and throwing enemies, smashing them with their heads, and beating them with their bare hands. They can also run on walls.
They seem to have sensory issues, as the bright and colorful circus drives them into a crazed rampage whereas darkness keeps them docile. Ironically, they can generate their own light in darkness.
In Jax’s case, Abstraction starts with hallucinations that make recipients perceive an hallucinogenic, kaleidoscopic dream where they’re at peace, but if they’re woken up in the middle of it, the process (represented by the colors of their eyes) is interrupted.
Episode 7 unveils an additional detail about Abstraction; Caine modifying the players’ minds led (or at the very least, contributed) to the first Abstraction, Scratch, so he settled on using temporary modifiers like the Stupid Sauce as a “better alternative,” before Jax, Pomni, and Kinger revealed his hand. However, Caine has admitted in private he doesn’t cause Abstraction nor does he know a way to stop it, so not even he has any power over their process.
Initially, Ruckus tried to lie and claim he was “Toby,” Uncle Ruckus’ black assistant, to protect his identity from his idol, but eventually, the ruse fell apart and he revealed his deception, but Jimmy still saw him as a friend. Unlike Ruckus and his fans, he didn’t hate black people for their appearance, but for their “attitudes,” believing they were too unapproachable for him to deal with (yeah, there was a reason this episode was banned), and Ruckus was the exception for being friendly with him.
Though a musician, he could also pack a punch, as one of his heckling fans learned the hard way after being decked aside for claiming Jimmy voted for Obama. He also admitted that the ensuing riot was fun to go through.
This relationship was tested, however, during the survival shooting game, where in spite of their budding friendship, Jax’s fears of human emotions and reliving his past pain caused him to push Pomni away, claiming he never cared about her and had no depth beyond a cartoon menace who enjoyed tormenting others. Pomni saw through this charade, though, and attacked him, challenging his words by daring him to fight back, which he didn’t.
Also, for some reason, she’s pitted against the Hulk on Reddit (probably as a joke but still, cringe).
Gangle has two masks; her “comedy/happy mask,” which she uses to literally mask her “tragedy/sad mask,” the latter of which is her true face she hides by pretending to be happy and outgoing. A running gag in the series is her happy mask being broken, often by Jax but also by accident, and at one point, it broke by itself from listening to Caine’s horrific adventure ideas. This is due to the happy mask being more fragile than her sad mask, symbolic of her true self being harder to break than her facade.
Because of this, Zooble gave her a new mask made of plastic, dubbed the “manic mask.” This made her feel confident and assertive, especially in the “Spudsy’s Restaurant” adventure where she relived her experience as a manager and used her newfound authority to boss around her peers (especially Jax), even punishing Jax for his misbehavior with Caine’s assistance. However, she also became overbearing and insufferable, and the mask’s effect was only skin deep, as her “employees’” criticisms chipped away at it until she became depressed again. Eventually, she discarded the mask and became more honest with herself, with her friendship with Zooble allowing her to reembrace her passion for art again.
Though Jax claimed she likes it when he’s mean to her, Gangle’s conversation with Zooble afterwards told a different story; she’s terrified of standing up to Jax because she fears he would punish her severely for it, disproving his idea that the Circus Members revolve around their “archetypes.” Gangle actually resents the fact she’s sad and needs a mask to be like everyone else.
Unlike the others, she never got an evil clone because Gooseworx thought it would be funny if she didn’t. (Here’s a fan-made video of Evil Gangle, if you’re interested.)
They have a disdain for Caine and his adventures and took every chance to avoid them whenever they could, much to his annoyance. Among many things, they want the ability to have s*x in the circus (which normally forbids sexual content due to being an “age friendly” environment), since the avatars lack genitalia, but once again, Caine refused to listen and even glitched out for a moment from processing their request.
Like Pomni, they used to explore abandoned buildings in the real world, though they don’t record themselves doing it like her. They had dreams and goals to leave their mark in the world, but because of the circus, they had to abandon them.
While initially cold and distant towards the other Circus Members, even insulting them after they came to save them from the Gloinks, they befriended and grew attached to Gangle after her manic episode, showing interest in her hobbies and defending her from Jax. Despite being labeled “the grumpy one,” they turned out to be kinder and more compassionate than they came off as, helping Gangle accept the flaws that made up who she was and alleviated her fears of Jax.
They themselves came to terms with imperfections and believed anyone should embrace and cherish their authentic selves, no matter how different they are or if they asked for it. Afterwards, Zooble and Gangle developed a close, protective bond with each other (and a proud source of shipping material for Abstragedy fans).
In rare times, especially later on in the series, Zooble could take advantage of their modular design to hide in containers like boxes or flower pots, and attach additional limbs (specifically, arms) to carry and use more weapons at once. They appeared to be a skilled sniper, having shot Kinger before he noticed them and from an angle he couldn’t see the bullet coming. They also have flashbang grenades for blinding foes temporarily, leaving them vulnerable to gunfire.
Despite their resentment of him, they appeared to have some pity towards Jax, as they noticed how he didn’t bother them as much as he usually does, suggested he talked about his problems with people he trusts (unaware Jax isolated himself away from everyone else), and asked if he had anyone in the real world to return back to (which he refused to be honest about). They also made it clear—as much as they dislike him—they still accept Jax as one of them and looks out for his well-being, if only because they’re some of the only people left in the circus.
In contrast to what you might think, Zooble’s name wasn’t inspired by Zooble Pets, but Zoob, a toy from the early 2000s that could assemble into different shapes, similar to themselves.
While Ruckus can’t scale to him physically, his stronger gear (especially vehicles like the school bus) should, with lethal ones potentially upscaling his physicality. And of course, this also extends to his support like Betty and the police, who are packing firearms.
Between bullying Gangle, manhandling Ragatha, and fending off Pomni despite not wanting to fight her, Jax is one of the stronger members in the Circus (granted, there weren’t that many to compare him to), with Kinger singling him and Zooble out as the toughest opponents in a gun fight (and likely general combat as well).
Arrogant and narcissistic, he proclaims to be the “pinnacle of masculinity” and “peak male performance,” though this may be a defense mechanism against his insecurities and self-loathing, as he disparages himself when no one else is looking.
He’s a consistently bad judge of character, having come up with the Circus Members’ “archetypes” based on stereotypes and assumptions rather who they are, including himself, which contributes to undiagnosed and untreated personality and mental disorders he has. He also believed Caine wouldn’t harm the Circus Members because “it’s not in his nature,” when he turned out to be an existential threat to their sanity and hurt Jax personally by weaponizing his fears and trauma.
So despite the episode being fictitious, the events that happened in it are true to the way the characters themselves would react or interact with MLK (and honestly, Ruckus trying and failing to interrupt King’s speeches would be in-character).
Since I decided this matchup would be treated as one of Caine’s adventures, I gave Jax the other Circus Members as his own support to counter Ruckus’. This not only ensured a relatively more fair and balanced fight but stays true to Jax’s home series of him and the other humans being sent/forced into adventures where they need to work together to survive and wait for the next heart-stopping adventure.
Runmo is pretty interesting despite only having a 16-minute video (and a fan-made video game) to himself, but he won’t have a big impact on the verdict.
But where immortality comes, there’s some drawbacks to be had. While researching, I’ve discovered ways in which the characters can be beaten even without the need to permanently kill them.
At first glance, one might look at it and assume Zooble tanked an erupting volcano to the face and thus should scale to 24 megatons of TNT, based on the eruption of Mt. Saint Helen. However, a few facts debunk this feat easily.
Jax
Gooseworx stated out of the six main characters, Jax would be the most likely to kill others and commit a crime, and apparently did something to warrant being in the circus the most. Before the start of the series, he was trapped in it for years with everyone else (prior to Pomni), enough to know key facts like Kinger being there the longest, recognizing NPCs used and created by Caine, and witnessing humans Abstract (including former friends of his). He also became aware of people’s fears and secrets, like Ragatha’s chilopodophobia (fear of centipedes) and Gangle’s (supposedly) salacious activities with figurines, which he uses to torment them.
Despite not getting along with others, he had shown some leadership qualities, as he divided the remaining players after Zooble got taken by the Gloinks into two groups; one (him, Pomni, and Ragatha) to visit Kaufmo and the other (Gangle and Kinger) to search for Zooble. When not given his way, he’ll bully and blackmail others to listen to him and give him what he wants. His interaction with Pomni also showed him being a (terrible) liar who gaslights those around them into thinking he has no depths beyond his hostile exterior.
He’s a skilled pickpocket, stealing a key from Ragatha without her knowing before he revealed it in front of everyone. He boasted being the master of unlocking and owned a collection of keys to nearly every door in the circus. Often, especially if he’s bored or dissatisfied, he’ll start trouble and mayhem for his amusement, allowing the Fudge to threaten the Candy Kingdom unprovoked and without remorse (partially due to being unaware NPCs could develop sentience).
In “Untitled,” Jax’s first suggestion was an adventure where he hunts the other players as a poacher armed with a hunting rifle, suggesting some background with guns and possibly hunting (or at least an interest in it). Caine admired his acting skills when he played an Australian extremist in his suggestion for Pomni to be the US President. He also had pop-culture knowledge, as he called slice-of-life the worst anime genre, made a Breaking Bad reference, and called Abel “Mr. Obvious Twist Villain.”
In the gun battle between Teams Bad Guys (Jax and Pomni), Pew Pew (Ragatha and Kinger), and Unmasked (Gangle and Zooble), Kinger considered Jax and Zooble to be the toughest foes due to possessing “youthful fighting spirit” (owing to the fact they’re the youngest humans in the circus), which was proven by Jax and Zooble being the last ones standing besides Pomni (whom Jax personally taught how to wield a gun “properly”).
Jax is one of the few to actively take advantage of the circus’ properties by embracing the unrealistic nature of its cartoon setting. He’s quite acrobatic, doing a somersault over Ragatha before shooting her. He and Pomni were skilled enough to go into a protracted gun battle with Kinger in the dark, where he was at his most lucid, and Kinger was implied to be an experienced marksman even before entering the circus.
When meeting Abel, an NPC created by Caine to trick the Circus Members into believing there was a way to escape the Digital Circus, Jax was the only one (besides a lucid Kinger) to question the legitimacy of his words and asked for proof he was a human. He also pointed out glaring holes in Abel’s fabricated story, like how none of them (except perhaps Kinger) were C&A employees, thus couldn’t be hooked to a computer like their alleged colleagues with headsets. He even made a mocking prediction that the whole thing was another adventure made up by Caine to appear and congratulate the players, which did end up happening, to his own amusement and frustration.
In Caine’s fabricated “Escape the Digital Circus” adventure, he (via Abel as a proxy) acknowledged Jax as being skilled in taking and collecting keys and had him act as “bait” to “stall” Caine before stealing the administrative key from him for the others. Though there were minor setbacks (like excusing his scouring of Caine’s mouth as a vore fetish), he successfully managed to do it by appealing to his need for human validation.
After Caine revealed his deception, Jax summed up the evidence concluding the AI could control their minds despite his claims to the contrary, arguably even manipulating Jax to press the button that would supposedly keep them trapped in the circus forever. This helped Pomni realize Caine could’ve taken their names as well and Kinger implied Caine possibly had a hand in causing the first Abstraction, Scratch. The narcissistic ringmaster panicked and left as the Circus Members became furious and disappointed with him.
All in all, as much as he denied it and indulged in self-sabotage, Jax is a team player and potential leader for the group, acting as the charismatic voice of reason when he wants to be, and could use his skills for good by deconstructing the motives of those around him and letting everyone know who really has their best interests at heart.
When Caine underwent a breakdown from realizing how much the adventurers hated him, he made them undergo even harsher adventures in retaliation, culminating in Jax and the others spending several days slaving until they collapsed from exhaustion.
Equipment
Uncle Ruckus
Rope
Ruckus kept a rope in his pocket he could tie into a noose to hang any criminal he suspected broke the law… mainly if they were black. Back in his heyday, it used to be his weapon of choice as Whiteface.
Mop
One of Ruckus’ reoccurring jobs was a janitor, so he used a mop to clean the floors of schools, hospitals, and restrooms. It could potentially be used as a polearm, as Huey demonstrated with a broom.Walkie-Talkie
A handheld radio transceiver for communicating with security guards, used during his stint as Mall Santa security.Flashlight
A useful device for lighting up dark areas and dazzling people temporarily by aiming for their eyes.Bricks
Ruckus owned a supply of bricks to throw at political enemies like Martin Luther King Jr. and Barack Obama. Though he wasn’t good at aiming initially, by Season 3, he got better by practicing on cardboard cutouts to land headshots meters away.They also came with grooves to make them easier to pick up and carry.
Wallets
Ruckus carried a safety orange wallet to show that he wasn’t pulling out a gun… not that it stopped the police from shooting his ass because they mistook it for one. Then he pulled a backup wallet with his spare blockbuster card before the police assaulted him because they thought it was another gun.
(Should’ve taken that 7-figure settlement, buddy.)
Phone
A flip phone Ruckus used for mobile communication, like calling the police on black people he wanted arrested (such as Riley, who to be fair, was a troublemaker), only for the police to profile him because he happened to be in the same area.No, he didn’t switch to a smartphone, I checked the series. Weird.
Nightstick
A weapon of choice for the Woodcrest Police Department for bludgeoning people to a pulp (especially if they’re colored). Ruckus attained one after briefly joining the police and still had it a season later.Originally belonging to Huey, Ruckus took it for himself after he left it in the restroom and proved to be a master of it, having trained to the point where he beat Huey (who was armed with an impromptu staff) in a one-on-one fight and replicated the moves of Bruce Lee.
It was popularly believed to have originated as a farm tool in Okinawa for thrashing crops whilst also being a weapon when needed. As it evolved over time, it became part of a traditional weapons system called kobudo that developed alongside karate, specializing in turning everyday tools into defensive weapons, with the nunchaku in particular standing out for its speed, fluidity, and versatility.
Skilled users demonstrated improved hand-eye coordination, reaction time, focus, and precision, with many martial arts schools including nunchaku training to teach rhythm, timing, and control.
It emphasized continuous movement where offense and defense seamlessly flowed into one another, with early techniques utilizing spinning motion to block or deflect incoming attacks before transitioning to counterattacks. It could also be used to grip and lock opponents, wrapping its chain around weapons to disarm or immobilize them.
Due to its close-range effectiveness, it became an alternative to staffs and other long weapons that were more difficult to conceal.
It’s also interesting that a white supremacist would specialize in an Asian weapon…
Uncle Ruckus owned several bags to lug around his equipment better.
One of the “holy tools” that Ruckus possessed that he claimed would strike fear into the hearts of black people (understandable, if you knew history). Literally. The main purpose of a whip was to flagellate someone and put them through sharp pain as a form of discipline, punishment, or torture.
As someone who lionized slave owners, Ruckus enjoyed the use of cracking whips to force slaves (including poor white people) into submission. Due to its long-range and speed, it could keep people at a distance.
The crack of a whip is the sonic boom created by the tip of it, which reaches targets before the whip itself does.
Another “holy tool” that Ruckus had, this time a shaped metal head for branding an identifying mark on slaves when heated.
Though, the implication it worked on people in The Boondocks (Ruckus wouldn’t have brought it if that wasn’t the case), who’d shown greater heat resistance than in real life, implied it could reach even higher temperatures before mechanical failure. (See Resistances below)
A sheet for filling out your government-sanctioned information to hopefully work for a j*b somewhere, get funding, and pay for your expenses…
Ruckus claimed it would affect black people the most, but frankly, anyone in the middle to lower class nowadays would relate to that (I won’t specify why, though, for safety reasons).
(“Read, n***a, read!”)
A random book he took out to force Stinkmeaner to read, which actually caused the hateful old ghost to scream in horror and look away.
An instrument for making high-pitch noises by blowing into it. It could probably hurt people’s ears in close-range.
Ruckus wasn't just a singer or songwriter, he was also a violinist who played a fake sad song for the (black) Katrinians after a hurricane forced them out of their homes.
A handheld device invented to control livestock, especially cattle, by poking or striking them with a stick ending with electrodes that deliver relatively high-voltage, low-current electric shocks. It’s not strong enough to kill humans or animals from short-term exposure, but can cause sufficient pain.
If applied continuously to the skin, it could heat, sear, burn, and scar the contact point. Electric prods were historically used for torture, with similar devices channeling 12,000 to 16,000 volts in a thousandth of an ampere onto the most sensitive parts of the body.
Ruckus kept several copies with him, as seen in his bag.
A shock collar he could put around someone’s neck to electrocute and discipline them. Shock collars incorporate electronic devices that were triggered automatically or with remote control, causing discomfort, pain, and fear to its wearer.
Ruckus threatened to use it on Huey and Riley as their babysitter if they misbehaved, but the two chased him out of the house with their BB guns before he could do so.
Every morning, Ruckus applied topical ointment for “re-vitiligo” composed of bleach and sulfur in an attempt to make his skin lighter. It didn’t actually work, but he liked to pretend it did.
He also owned a topical cream called “Skin Bleach,” which likely did what its name implied; bleaching one’s skin (though, likely to cause mild irritation).
A device for detecting concealed metal objects (ferrous and non-ferrous) or items with metallic components, such as weapons or contraband, for precise security screening of individuals. If it detects metal, it emits an audio/vibration alert for authorities.
As a bus driver, Ruckus kept it in his pockets if suspicious black kids (i.e., Huey and Riley) so much as approached the school bus.
A device used for cutting people’s grasses. Riley used one in the comic strips to cut Cindy McPhearson’s hair, which… had less than desired effects. (Technically, it was a weedwacker, but it functioned similarly.)
Darts
In case you hadn’t noticed, Ruckus hates Obama, so he vented out his frustrations by throwing darts at his face on a newspaper. He’s quite accurate, as he scored a perfect shot from several feet away. It was sharp enough to embed into walls.Gas Mask
During the Fried Chicken Flu pandemic, Ruckus was given a mask by the Freemans that protected him from breathing toxic gases or pathogens in the air.Shovel
A tool for removing dirt and digging holes in the ground. Uncle used it to dig a grave for his grandmother Nelly after she passed away.Since the head is made of sheet metal, it could be used as a melee weapon.
A restraint device used for citizens’ arrest and binding people’s hands behind them. Though, it could be used against him, as Robert showed.
It could also restrain opponents by locking their limbs to a rigid object (such as a bed frame).
During the attack on the Freedom Riders at Birmingham, Ruckus implanted a bomb underneath their bus that would detonate if it went faster than 15 mph (the average speed of a human running). Because of this, the bus became a sitting duck as it was forced to plow through a hailstorm of bullets from police officers.
The image used was a screenshot from the 1994 movie Speed, which the bomb was a reference of, but since the one Ruckus used wasn’t shown onscreen, this will be a substitute.
It didn’t go off, so it’s unknown how powerful it was, but it should be comparable to similar explosives that blew up a car and sent the Freemans flying, and would’ve killed them if they were in said car.
A portable, handheld acoustic horn for amplifying a person’s voice or other sounds and directing it in a given direction. Ruckus used it to rally and encourage the police officers in Mississippi to stop the Freedom Riders like their lives depended on it.
Boxing gloves were designed to protect the wearer’s hands and their opponents from superficial injuries (cuts, bruises, swellings, etc.) with padded cushion, but ironically increased the risk of brain damage due to the fighter being able to punch with greater force and frequency without fear of harming themselves.
Jax
Keys
Jax has keys to everyone’s rooms in the Digital Circus, which he uses to sneak into them without their notice or enter when they try to hide from him.
He also had a bucket full of keys he couldn’t find keyholes for and had no problems discarding them when they’re of no use to him (due to nearly Abstracting).
Could be thrown at people. Jax took it from Kaufmo’s room as an excuse to run away after he Abstracted, leaving behind Pomni and Ragatha (dick).
(Credit to the wiki and this post for identifying most of the guns.)
Jax enjoys violence and chaos, especially if they involved shooting people. On several occasions, he pulled out different guns for attacking others from a distance. In “They All Get Guns,” the Circus Members were given additional guns for a survival game by Caine.They appeared to change characteristics depending on who wielded them, which was acknowledged by Gooseworx. For example, the Barrett was sized appropriately when used by Zooble, but when taken by Pomni, it shrunk proportionately to her. This could be Caine ensuring the players were all accommodated for each gun they use.
Another interesting feature was that, while they could damage players and NPCs, they don’t damage environments and objects nearly as much as real guns should, likely due to Caine’s ignorance/disregard for ballistics. Though, with Caine’s deletion and the Circus Members realizing they could conjure things on their own, they could possibly mitigate this issue.
- Candy Shotgun: Resembles a sawed-off shotgun that likely fires buckshots.
- Bootzooka: A rocket launcher that fires a boot. It’s capable of knocking over NPCs in one shot.
- Double-Barreled Shotgun: A break-action shotgun with two barrels for shooting simultaneously or sequentially. Jax never used this weapon, but Kinger did in an earlier adventure, and it also appeared in the pile of guns created by Caine. The butt could be used to bludgeon somebody when out of ammo.
- Hunting Rifle: In his “Poacher’s Paradise” adventure, Jax wielded a rifle for shooting his fellow players (as animals) and feast on their flesh.
- Smith & Wesson Model 500: A five-shot, single/double-action large-caliber revolver that fires .500 S&W Magnum. During the early 2000s, it was one of the most powerful handguns ever created.
- AK-74: A Russian assault rifle designed to have improved cartridge, effective range, accuracy, and reduced weight.
- Ruger-5.7: A semi-automatic pistol made to chamber 5.7x22 mm cartridges, which can penetrate bulletproof vests from 200 meters.
- Remington Model 95: A double-barreled derringer that fires subsonic bullets with very low ballistics. Often used discreetly due to its small size.
- Barrett M107: A recoil-operated, semi-automatic anti-material rifle that fires .50 BMG cartridges designed for heavy machine guns in World War I. It has a scope for sniping targets at a maximum effective range of 1.83 km (1.137 mi).
- Smith & Wesson Model 29: A six-shot, double-action revolver chambered for the .44 Magnum cartridge. Back in 1955, it was considered the most powerful commercially available handgun, though was later overshadowed by the likes of the Model 500.
- Smith & Wesson Model 629: A stainless steel version of the Model 29.
- Magnum Research BFR: A single-action revolver constructed from stainless steel and made to chamber different handgun cartridges, including Magnum, Winchester, Marlin, Government, and even small-caliber shotgun shells.
- Bang Gun: A fake gun that shoots a “BANG!” flag instead of an actual bullet. Good for tricking foes into thinking it’s a real gun and leaving them open.
- Chiappa Rhino: A revolver CNC-machined from a solid block of high-tensile aluminum alloy with all internal parts CNC-machined from steel. It fires from the lowermost chamber of the cylinder instead of the topmost like most other revolvers, aligning the recoil more into the user’s wrist to reduce muzzle flip. The downside is that it has greater parallax error at close range due to the increased distance between the sight line and bore axis (centerline where the bullet fires).
- Colt M1928 Thompson: AKA the “Tommy gun,” it’s a blowback-operated, selective-fire submachine gun originally created for trench warfare. It has a 50-round drum magazine and a firing rate of over 600 rpm. This particular model was the first to be widely used by militaries and Gangle’s favorite. It’s not very accurate, however (or Gangle has terrible aim), as it failed to hit targets in an enclosed area and Pomni landed a shot on Gangle at the same time she missed.
- M16A1: A gas-operated assault rifle that fires 5.56x45mm NATO cartridges at an effective range of 550 m (point target) and 800 m (field target) with a rotating bolt. It has a firing rate of 700-800 rpm and a 30-round magazine. It can penetrate steel helmets through one side at 500 m.
- Uzi: A family of open-bolt, blowback-operated submachine guns and machine pistols that incorporate a telescoping bolt for short, balanced designs around the pistol grip, where the magazine is stored. No relationship to the Worker Drone of the same name.
- M1 Carbine: A lightweight semi-automatic carbine chambered with .30 carbine cartridges issued to the US military during World War II, the Korean War, and the Vietnam War. Maximum effective range of 300 m with a practical range of 180 m.
- Supreme CashCannon: A money gun that shoots fake $1000 dollar bills. Not sure why Caine has this in a game about shooting people, but it was in the pile next to Gangle before it started.
Knives
Sharp implements that included a cleaver and kitchen knives, used for stabbing and cutting. Rarely used by Jax (he only used them indirectly by shoving Ragatha into a pile of them in the Candy Truck).
He could hypothetically use them in a fight, but they’re not his preferred weapons.
A pair of optical instruments for seeing farther distances.
Vacuum Cleaner
Shoutout to Luigi’s Mansion and Ghostbusters. In the Mildenhall Manor adventure, Jax had a vacuum cleaner that sucks up and captures ghosts.
Baseball Bat & Softball
A club used to knock away balls for a home run, or in Jax’s case, hitting people in the face with the softball (though, he actually didn’t mean to do it that time). As shown by Zooble, the softball alone could knock somebody out cold, even if they’re comparable to the Circus Members themselves.
An addictive pink sauce that turns anyone who gets it into their eyes stupid. A mere drop made Ragatha hallucinate and become intoxicated, as well as more insensitive towards others. At most, it was shown to last from daytime to nightfall (assuming Ragatha didn’t take additional doses offscreen).
Gooseworx confirmed if you ingested stupid sauce instead of putting it into your eyes, you get 32% less stupid (meaning it’s somewhat safe to digest).
In Episode 6, it’s revealed Ragatha kept some the rest of the gang could use (mainly Zooble to drown out their Caine-related problems).
(Note: I made up the name myself)
While acting as an Australian extremist, Jax had a bomb in a briefcase he claimed would release the world’s deadliest spiders and centipedes.Some of the deadliest spiders include:
- The Sydney funnel-web, which has a venomous bite capable of causing illness or death in humans.
- The Chilean recluse, whose bite causes mild skin irritation, severe skin necrosis, and necrosis of internal organs.
- The redback/Australian black widow, which causes latrodectism to induce pain, muscle rigidity, sweatiness, nausea, vomiting, and weakness.
- The Phoneutria/Brazilian wandering spider, whose bite causes severe pain, tachycardia, increased blood pressure, vertigo, fever, sweating, vomiting, difficulty breathing, paralysis, and respiratory arrest within 2-6 hours.
As useful as it seemed on paper, it’s also apparent that it could backfire, as Pomni was under pressure to defuse it before it could unleash its critters onto the White House (which implicitly included Jax).
Vehicles
Uncle Ruckus
A bus driven by Ruckus to transport children to J. Edgar Hoover Elementary School. Though he gladly allowed white kids to rally into it without his say-so, he either forced black kids (read: Huey and Riley) to go on their feet or sit at the back of the bus.
Despite belonging to a school, Ruckus kept it at home and used it as a carrier/attack vehicle while chasing the Freemans and DuBois’. School buses could travel at 60-65 mph, though the fact Ruckus’ kept up with Dorothy, an upgraded Lincoln Continental, implied it could reach up to 110 to possibly 150 mph.
Type C traditional or conventional school buses have a Gross Vehicle Weight Rating (GVWR)—maximum safe operating weight of a vehicle—of 23,500 to 29,500 lbs (11.75-14.75 tons), which includes the passengers, cargo, and fuel. It has a capacity of 54 to 78 passengers and the engine is placed in front of the windshield to protect the driver from head-on collisions, and is an easy spot for maintenance.
Its hull was tough enough to withstand collisions with other vehicles and block bullets, though its windows are more fragile.
A pickup truck Ruckus used to drive around, despite it being old and rusted. It was quite sturdy, withstanding 118 shots from the police with minor damage.
In Robert’s nightmare of escaping an army of Stinkmeaners (don’t ask), Ruckus was shown using a boat to go fishing and attempted to escape, before Robert beat him to it.
He was never shown having it in reality, but considering the plethora of jobs, paraphernalia, and unorthodox skills he had, it wouldn’t be too far off if he did.
Jax
Candy Truck
To combat Gummigoo and his gang’s modified syrup tanker, Princess Loolilalu gifted the Circus Members a war rig of their own. It could run over NPCs and ram vehicles, though could be pierced by sharp objects. Despite his interest in it, Jax had Gangle drive instead because he didn’t like how the horn sounded.
The cab had a lid on top that opens for drivers and passengers. It came with a life float, knives, a bootzooka, an anchor attached to a long rope, and a bucket for covering people’s heads (and likely to carry substances).
It’s surprisingly buoyant, floating in a river of fudge after falling into it, likely due to being made of candy.
Cars
At the end of the Spudsy's adventure, Jax and the others (except Gangle and Pomni) had cars to drive in after the end of their shift. It’s unknown how well he drives, though, since he never did it onscreen (and his flashback in Episode 7 implied he had some trauma related to driving).
They appeared to be sedans.
Abilities
Uncle Ruckus
Re-Vitiligo
The terrible, life-changing skin disease that made Uncle Ruckus black. That’s right, Uncle Ruckus (no relation) wasn’t African American, but a Caucasian man who was born with a condition that made him a second class citizen during the 20th to 21st centuries, the exact opposite of what Michael Jackson had (lucky bastard). Tried as he did, he found no cure for it, and the only thing known to reverse it was the divine wisdom of Ronald Raegan and the promise of White Heaven by God…
Okay, I’m just bulls***ing with you, but he brought it up so much it’s impossible not to list it here.
The Boondocks was one of those series where characters hardly aged at all despite years or even decades passing. What set it apart, though, was that they were self-aware of this trope. In the comic strips, Michael Caesar noted he and Huey didn’t age a day since the first Bush administration, which was 4 years prior.
The “Classic Boondocks” strips took place in a hypothetical setting where Huey and the others lived from 1976 to 1984, but don’t look any different from the modern day (even Robert didn’t seem to have aged then).
In the show, Stinkmeaner was diagnosed with cancer at age 15 that was supposed to kill him in 3 years, but lived as an even older man than Robert (who was estimated to be between 80 to 120) through his love of hatred. Similarly, Nelly, who also hated the world and its people, lived over 96 years and only died after her grandsons reached middle-to-elderly ages (and her son became an old man himself).
Ruckus survived 53 years on his own after his father threw him out, even though he grew up in a hostile time for black individuals. Robert lived from Jim Crow to the first Trump Administration and was estimated to be a centenarian, even though he never saw a doctor in 57 of those years.
In the comic strips, a Star Wars fanatic waited in line for 1 year, 3 months, and 7 days to watch the new movie in theaters, and even quit his job for good measure. Though, it was later clarified that his parents gave him allowance checks, so this was partially with outside help.
In “The Hunger Strike,” Huey lasted a week on a hunger strike against BET until the boycott was disbanded by Rollo Goodlove.
Characters frequently showed awareness of the fourth wall and the audience, looking and addressing them directly in the comic strips and TV show. Huey responded to the narrator, told the reader how he perceived the news, told them about John Swinton of the New York Times, lampshaded how his life felt like a comic strip, and mourned the passing of a real life person (implied to be someone series creator Aaron McGruder knew).
Sometimes, the characters (particularly Huey) would pause a scene and show viewers events that took place in a different place and time (i.e., Stinkmeaner’s youth before he became an old man) or share their thoughts and opinions on what was going on before it continued (i.e., Robert landing the fatal punch on Stinkmeaner). Even after being knocked out by Bushido Brown, Huey still knew and gave commentary on Ed III and Rummy kidnapping Bill Cosby before they returned him out of annoyance.
While telling their own versions of the Catcher Freeman story, Robert, Ruckus, Huey, and Riley all perceived, commented, paused, fast-forwarded, and rewinded sections of it.
Despite Stinkmeaner being dead and residing in Hell, he was aware of the events of “Stinkmeaner 3: The Hateocracy,” up to and including mocking the Hateocracy’s fates of going to jail, comparing it unfavorably to the afterlife. He even hijacked the credits and Huey’s narration of Stinkmeaner’s history with his former crew.
In “Good Times,” Robert complained to his grandsons how their lives in Woodcrest had been one ridiculous episode after another. Each of the main characters were also aware of the viewers during the Good Times-styled intro and looked at them (except Robert, who was too busy crying over his family’s financial debt), and could hear the Good Times theme song playing throughout the episode.
Other characters also broke the fourth wall. Bushido Brown referenced Huey’s origin as a comic strip character, Luna was aware of her MySpace picture layered next to her and posed with it, and Ebony Brown wanted to be a major character in Robert’s story and knew the series formula of Ruckus’ comedic racism, the Freemans’ bizarre adventures, and Robert getting a new girlfriend every other episode.
A social phenomenon when ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical black person, causing them to act in illogical, self-destructive manners. It’s defined as “perpetual conflict between black people over trivial or ignorant things,” like bumping into them, stepping on their shoes, or stealing their parking space. The key ingredient is the instigator starting trouble to disturb one’s peace and drive them to act crazy.
Even the most straight-laced person like Tom, who spent the majority of his life being as law-abiding as possible, can be driven into a N***a Moment, which weakens their spirit enough to be possessed by supernatural entities. It’s been stated N-Word Moments can happen between people aged 5 to 122.
They’re unpredictable and end badly for each of the participants. According to Huey, if they had their own category, N***a Moments would be the third leading cause of death for black folks next to pork chops and FEMA. Even if one of the participants died and went to Hell, they would still find a way to continue the N***a Moment.
While they can’t be solved through violence and hatred, they can be solved through peace and harmony, as Huey tricked Stinkmeaner into going back to Hell by having him and Ruckus bond over their hatred of black people. Otherwise, N***a Moments can continue indefinitely like “groundhogs day.”
The alternative to N***a Moments is N***a Synthesis, where perpetual bonds form between black people over trivial or ignorant things, in contrast to mutually beneficial relationships. When the two are mixed, it can result in complete disaster, like somebody dying or being killed in the resulting conflict.
White people are more resistant to N***a Moments and can even walk away from them, but instigators can find new ways to provoke victims into throwing their lives away. Season 4 implied white people can be affected if pushed significantly, as Robert—who was undergoing his own N***a Moment with Stinkmeaner’s clone—nearly started one with a white family before Huey and Riley stopped him.
During Robert’s N***a Moment with the Stinkmeaner clone, Riley trained him to hold onto his hatred to motivate himself to get stronger over the course of two weeks. He gained a notable increase in muscle mass and fighting skills, enough to nearly kill the clone despite being humiliated by him earlier, which is consistent with Stinkmeaner going from a helpless blind man who Robert accidentally killed to a master martial artist who outmatched the Freemans.
However, this also made Robert gain similar traits to Stinkmeaner; reduced eyesight, hatred and disgust for everything, reckless driving, and even the same hairstyle. He only reverted to normal after Huey snapped him out of it and told him to let go of the N***a Moment.
Because of these factors, N***a Moments can be classified as a compounded and passive form of Mind Manipulation, Soul Manipulation, Morality Manipulation, Emotion Manipulation, Madness Manipulation, and Social Influencing (since it requires at least one of the participants to push the other into irrationality). N***a Synthesis, when combined with N***a Moments, is effectively Fate and Probability Manipulation negatively affecting the participants.
If someone is deeply affected by a N***a Moment, they can undergo Corruption (i.e., developing similar traits to their opponent), Sense Manipulation, and Accelerated Development.
Other than making peace between the participants (as Huey and Robert had shown), the only reliable way to end a N***a Moment is put the instigators in jail.
In his attempt to get into White Heaven, Ruckus preached his own sect of Christianity that focused on the idealization of whiteness and rejection of black identity, with the only way black people could “redeem” themselves was to hate their own blackness. He gathered a large following of supporters, black and white, and partnered up with conservative Armstrong Elders to form his own ministry and spread his message to the masses with his book, “The Way to White Heaven.”
In a few days, he made an appearance on TV and hosted a revival at the Woodcrest Sports Coliseum to convince his audience they all hated black people and could name at least five black persons they disliked at the top of their heads. Even Tom, a district attorney, was converted to his beliefs despite being against the congregation. In the end, it took a miracle, seemingly caused by God Himself, for Ruckus’ influence to dissolve.
On a lesser note, he somehow got to keep all of his jobs despite his racist and white supremacist rhetoric and potentially being a bad influence on impressionable children (he played country music on the radio so racist that Catholic nuns yelled at him over it while driving the bus to school).
It’s also notable the Freemans were saddened to hear his backstory involving his family, while they responded to similar stories of others (e.g., Luna, Lamilton) with apathy or called them out on using their circumstances as shields for their actions. This was likely because Ruckus wasn’t telling them to elicit sympathy, but to explain where he was coming from, which they could relate to more (as they themselves had hectic lives, but rarely used it as an excuse for their behaviors).
In Season 4, he joined the Republican Party and ran for mayor of Woodcrest, funded by Ed Wunclers I and II, becoming part of the Republican Primary Debate and nearly won the Presidency through his racist rhetoric towards Barack Obama. He appeared on Fox News to spread his message through a news outlet and received applause for his speech about slave labor.
Back in 1961, he organized an assault on the Freedom Riders by rallying the Ku Klux Klan and an angry white mob to exact racially-charged violence for 15 minutes before the police arrived (a privilege granted by Bull Conner).
Surprisingly, despite his ignorant and cantankerous personality, Ruckus was actually a skilled martial artist who mastered the ancient and deadly art of nunchaku. With Huey’s stolen nunchucks, he replicated the moves of the legendary Bruce Lee from Enter the Dragon (along with the same sound effects), parried and evaded blows from Huey, and bested him offscreen.
Despite being only 10-years-old, Huey was among the best fighters in the franchise, having been stated to know three styles of Kung Fu and claimed to be able to deal Jackie Chan-style beatdowns. He routinely fought and defeated his brother Riley for at least 8 years, who could beat criminals like Lamilton in a fist fight and wrestled Lando, a grown man, despite being younger and weaker than Huey. Huey also took out security guards and police officers while outnumbered and unarmed.
Huey even contended with world-class martial artists like Bushido Brown and Luna. While he was on the losing end of these fights, these didn’t detract from his skills, as Bushido and Luna participated in the Kumite, a martial arts tournament where the deadliest fighters in the world competed in death matches. The fact they survived to the present indicated they survived their matches, with Luna possibly winning the tournament.
Ruckus was no slouch in hand-to-hand combat, either, as he challenged Huey to a rematch that started with them trading kicks in the air. Later, he dodged and weaved around punches from a security guard, suplexed him onto the floor, and stomped on his nuts when he was seemingly uncooperative. He also tackled and made a citizens’ arrest on Pretty Boy Flizzy, a taller, younger man with a fit build who fought Tom into exhaustion.
On the Huey Knockout T-Shirt, Ruckus was depicted challenging Huey to a boxing match, though Huey stood triumphant over him, implying he had some knowledge or background with the sport.
Athleticism & Stamina
As Ruckus himself put it, despite his large frame, he’s quite fit and agile for his age. Though “A Huey Freeman Christmas” showed he couldn’t chase Riley before passing out, he was later shown dodging bullets, keeping up with Huey in a martial arts duel, and exercising with his friends, implying he trained away this weakness. In “…Or Die Trying,” he performed a jump kick nearly as tall as the trees around him (and over a light pole).
Could arguably scale to the Hateocracy, who leaped across a playground to cut off Huey and Riley, which is consistent with other characters performing similar stunts.
In his day-to-day activity, he wakes up at 4:45 AM in the morning to prepare to do his 47+ jobs over the course of a week, without signs of burnout or exhaustion, despite being given little in return, simply because he enjoyed contributing to white society.
He also possessed great endurance, getting back up moments after being struck by lightning.
During his attempted exorcism of Stinkmeaner’s spirit, he beat Tom’s body for several hours late at night and didn’t feel tired by the morning.
At one point, Ruckus snuck up on the Freemans in their own home during the Fried Chicken Flu pandemic, with nobody noticing until he made himself known, despite there also being six other people.
He and Betty von Heusen also snuck up on Ed III and Rummy at night, with neither noticing them until Betty fired her shotgun.
(~Stomp ‘em in the nuts, stomp ‘em in the nuts, stomp ‘em in the nuts~)
A signature move of Jack Flowers, the US government’s best interrogator and whom Ruckus considered the greatest white man since G.I. Joe. It consisted of kicking or stomping people in the groin until they give up private information the interrogator wants. Even jihadists who refused to talk to the CIA would eventually give in to the immense pain, causing their vitals to spike and potentially make their hearts go out (most likely via cardiac arrest).
Resistances
(“N***a, did I just catch you in a DEATH BATTLE?” *SLAP*)
(“AAAHH! Oh sweet Jesus, Lord have mercy, my baby!”)
Low Temperatures: Huey and Riley could stand temperatures as low as 5°F (wind chill -12°F) by wearing winter clothing (the white kid next to them was seemingly unbothered by the cold, while a white person jogged through the snow). They also survived Robert turning off the heat in their home during winter, making it cold enough to build a snowman, partially by fighting with each other.Heat: The Freemans endured temperatures of 105ºF without air conditioning. Huey wore a coat during a heat wave of 90ºF and rising. In Hell, Stinkmeaner trained and fought demons while surrounded by fire. Huey held back a fiery kickball with his bare hands (1500ºC/2732ºF). The Freemans took a car explosion from a distance.
Limited Disease Manipulation: Though humans in The Boondocks could be affected by diseases and illnesses, they’re also shown to be resilient towards their ailments. Ruckus survived a heart attack from eating a Big Mac, though still fell into a coma. Stinkmeaner lived as an old man despite having cancer that was supposed to kill him by age 18. Lily Chang of the Wushung Team was a 73-year-old woman with diabetes, complete kidney failure, and hadn’t peed in 3 years, but still played kickball with expert skill and finesse. It’s also confirmed Robert hadn’t seen a doctor for 57 years, with his worst conditions caused by stress (which he “cured” with marijuana).
Electricity: Downscales from Bushido Brown, who withstood the Black Power Fist, which generates thousands of volts of electricity. Survived a lightning bolt that got rid of his tumor and shut down all the power in Woodcrest. Scales to Robert, who got shocked twice by a taser and lived to tell the day.
Pain: Ruckus endured numerous BB shots, including on his balls, which incapacitated Huey and Riley. Should scale to Huey, who walked and held onto the remains of a kickball after his arms broke. As a child, endured horrific abuse from his father that permanently disfigured him. Should scale to Robert, who endured having his groin rammed repeatedly by a wheelchair.
Limited Social Influencing: After Huey’s hunger strike against BET reached national attention with Rollo Goodlove’s help, Ruckus was among the few who opposed the boycott and voiced his support for the network on live television. He and Huey were only ones in their communities who didn’t follow the Obama hype of 2008 and stood up for him when angry supporters confronted them, unlike Robert and Riley, who betrayed them to benefit themselves. In “The Red Ball,” he refused to accept a Chinese bribe to be biased towards the Wushung Team, whereas the umpire before him accepted it without hesitation or remorse.
- It should be noted these only applied towards non-white influences, however. White people, especially authorities or wealthy figures, consistently manipulated Ruckus due to his beliefs.
Toxins & Acids: Uncle Ruckus habitually applied ointment made of bleach and sulfur, which causes dryness, irritation, rashness, and potentially burns, with no ill-effects.
Possibly Bowel Manipulation: Ed I warned that the impromptu Woodcrest Team Huey assembled could lose control of their bowels and piss and shit themselves in the match against the Wushung Kickball Team, presumably from fear or physical harm, but this never happened (except with Ed III, who was established as having weak bowels since his debut).
Jax
Upon entering the Digital Circus, the humans lost their bodies and names, assuming avatars with new identities given to them by Caine to inhabit and interact in the virtual world. These avatars carry their souls and are composed of polygons, binary coding, and static electricity. Their clothes are parts of their bodies and can only be removed or changed by Caine, otherwise they have nothing rendered underneath (similarly to video game models). They appeared to be influenced by the personalities of their users, as Gangle’s happy mask is more fragile than her sad mask because she’s a naturally sad person, which is confirmed by Caine stating he created the program that created the avatars based on the mind files of the humans, which he likely got from their neural scans.
Likewise, since the Digital Circus’ physics don’t make sense and are susceptible to change by Caine, phenomenon like gravity can have differing effects on them based on their mood or attitudes; if they’re sad or depressed, they’re subject to the whims of the world, but if happy and outgoing, they’re more capable of doing anything.
The main benefit to living in the Digital Circus is that players don’t need to eat, drink, sleep, or breathe to survive, though they still feel the absence of these in hunger or suffocation. They only do them to maintain their mental health and have a sense of routine, and part of the reason they put up with Caine’s adventures is to stimulate their minds and distract them from their circumstances. They can still feel fatigue and exhaustion, with Jax being shown panting, hyperventilating, and collapsing from intense emotions or physical activities.
Despite being digital, they still retain bodily functions (or the virtual equivalent of such), puking black vomit and can eat and talk without needing a mouth, or opening them in Jax’s case. They only have skeletons when electrocuted. Their eyes gain scribbles in response to trauma.
Jax’s avatar is a humanoid, lanky, and purple rabbit-adjacent creature reminiscent of Bugs Bunny or Popee the Performer. His mouth usually doesn’t open when he talks, but when it does, his teeth become sharp and angular, and they can be used to bite people. Like actual rabbits, he can run on all fours, and takes pride in his rabbit-like tail, which is removable according to concept art (much to his chagrin when he lost it). His skin can be peeled like a layer of silicone to reveal a yellow endoskeleton.
Another benefit to the circus is that they feel less pain than in the real world and can survive more severe injuries like cuts, stabs, impalement, dismemberment, decapitation, etc. They can theoretically survive anything short of Abstraction.
Immortality & Regeneration
One of the main gimmicks of the circus is the inability for humans to die. No matter the pain or injury, they can’t be killed through normal means, including suffocation, impalement, or decapitation. Even being attacked by an Abstracted doesn’t kill them, though they still feel pain.
They can also heal from wounds like being stabbed through the head with knives, being impaled by a spike, getting their arms stuffed through the same hole, and flattening from impacts, only to recover by the next scenes.
While being tortured by Caine, Ragatha survived being torn into stuffing like a chew toy, Kinger survived being blown into ash and being crushed by a hammer, Gangle survived being popped like a balloon and her head destroyed by a cannon, and Pomni survived being smeared against the floor. Though, Caine eventually had to heal them after these, seemingly implying a limit to their regeneration.
They could still move after being blasted to pieces. Ragatha came back from being flattened and rolled up like paper. Kinger survived and recovered from being shredded into six pieces.
See Before the Verdict for a discussion of the limits of this ability.
Befitting the cartoon aesthetics of the Digital Circus, the cast utilized or experienced cartoony physics from time to time. Gooseworx stated they could be affected by gravity based on their moods; Gangle in a happy mood or with her comedy mask doesn’t collapse from wearing heavy clothing, but does when she’s upset (and if the scene is funny and/or Caine allowed it). They lack skeletons unless electrocuted and if sustaining high falls, instead of the pain of broken bones, they’ll just bounce or flatten on impact.
Pomni pulled out her eyes without ill-effects and retracted it like a bungee. Those in the Digital Circus could create smoke clouds from violence or conflict. Jax left behind a dust cloud shaped like himself by moving at high speeds.
Jax stood atop a truck as it fell without free falling or losing his footing, even taking the time to berate Gangle casually. His eyes inflated from being grabbed by a giant pair of hands and he put them back into place after they dangled out of their sockets.
Ragatha caused a gun to backfire by plugging her finger into the barrel, which even she didn’t know was possible.
Body Control
Especially seen with Zooble, the Circus gang could manipulate their avatars in various ways, like Jax controlling his ears and opening his mouth wide to reveal sharp teeth, Pomni shooting her eyes out of their sockets, or Kinger removing his eye and seeing through it and contorting himself at high speeds.
Jax extended his arms to grab Gangle and make her drive the Candy Truck. Zooble moved their antennae and could control their removed body parts even as a head and reassembled themselves after Jax slammed a door on them.
Each of the Circus Members could still move their body parts after being blasted to pieces.
Elasticity
The circus avatars are flexible, able to be bent, squashed, contorted, and stretched into shapes like balls, wrap around each other, extend beyond their natural length, etc. They fact they don’t normally have skeletons may contribute to this.
Pomni’s arms stretched as she was pulled by a pair of trucks, which Jax planned to use as a bridge. He also made her arm stretch by pulling it. Both were squashed flat by bowling balls. Gangle was expanded and twisted like a balloon animal after Caine stuffed an air pump into her.
To a limited degree, Digital Circus residents could take advantage of its structure and code to induce unorthodox effects, such as using cubes to launch people, vehicles, and objects through the air with collision mechanics. Objects could also sometimes clip through boundaries like floors.
Gummigoo’s truck clipped through a crevice and underneath the map of the Candy Carrier Kingdom adventure, where he and Pomni end up in the Test Level.
Abel got everyone to reach a hot air balloon by shaping them into balls and launching them off of cubes (which he claimed was a bug Caine always had trouble with).
This also involved the physics of guns, as Jax and Pomni shot with enhanced accuracy and power by believing in it, and Pomni performed an elaborate trick shot Zooble noted to be impossible.
In the pilot, while undergoing a mental breakdown from being unable to find an exit, Pomni caused the lights of the building she was in to flicker, before finding herself in a hallway that seemingly lengthened before she entered another door.
Caine was unaware Pomni found the fake exit until she entered the Void, so the only explanation was that Pomni herself caused this, implying the other Circus Members could do it as well. Kinger would later power a computer console with his imagination, confirming this.
Jax occasionally broke the fourth wall, such as remarking how Caine said the same thing he did last chapter, asking the viewers what power he could get from holding his breath, and even referenced Pomni’s unicorn horn from the Production Comics (to Pomni’s confusion).
However, it turned out Jax only saw the circus and everyone in it as a cartoon as a coping strategy against his time there and the trauma he endured of outlasting his friends (though, he tried to deny it), implying he doesn’t actually see or break the fourth wall, only pretending to.
The Digital Circus gang, particularly Jax, have been shown to hide and pull out items from their persons without needing bags or pockets.
They were able to hide and pull out guns from nowhere and Zooble kept Gangle’s comedy mask for safe keeping.
Breath Holding
In the Digital Circus, whenever a human holds their breath, it causes different effects on their avatars, which last until they breathe again. Of the effects known:
- Pomni’s face shifts colors at an increasingly fast rate.
- Kinger glows a bright light that lets him and others see in dark areas.
- Ragatha’s hair stands up.
- Gangle’s mask spins.
- Zooble’s limbs straighten.
- Jax’s effect is unknown as he refused to show others, though according to his voice actor, Michael Kovach, his ears twirl like a helicopter, enabling him to fly (it remains to be seen if this is true or not).
Subjective Reality/Conjuration
One of the most unexpected, and perhaps unsettling, things about the circus is that members can cause effects or change the laws of physics by believing in it. Jax and Pomni improved the performance of their guns by going off of feeling instead of realism, Kinger created a healing butterfly that wasn’t part of the game because “he made it up,” and Ragatha blocked and redirected Jax’s gunshot by plugging her finger into the barrel (even though she didn’t think it would work).
In retrospect, Pomni seeing and finding the exit door Caine didn’t want anyone to know was due to her desire to leave, with her recreating the same door to grab a computer for Kinger to use.
Kinger clarified the Circus Members had the same ability to conjure things as Caine does, but it requires more skill and concentration, whereas it came naturally to Caine due to him being an AI. Kinger would use this to conjure Caine’s code into a computer interface to alter it, relying solely on his imagination to power said interface.
In lieu of training, those in the circus could achieve better accuracy and firepower with guns simply by believing it, as shown by Jax and Pomni. Earlier, a “realistic” shot barely budged a can, but with Jax’s instruction, the next one became powerful enough to send it flying, with Jax even shooting a target without looking at it.
He also shot both of Ragatha’s arms with one shot from a fair distance while running. The bullets ricochet off of walls and surfaces for unexpected or impossible shots (at the cost of the user risking shooting themselves in tight corners). He could also wield two guns at once, which is difficult in real life.
Acrobatics
Jax did a somersault over Ragatha before shooting her and appeared before her by hanging upside-down from a ceiling, implying he climbed over the corridor she tried to hide in. In his fight with Kinger, Jax leaped over bullets and twirled in the air while firing his guns.
Attack Reflection
In a desperate attempt to save her last life, Ragatha plugged her finger into the barrel of Jax’s gun, causing it to literally backfire and damage him instead. This occurred by accident and it’s nebulous if they could redo it.
At the very least, just knowing it could work means they have a potential defense against guns even without weapons.
Underwater Breathing
Resistances
Biological Manipulation: The Digital Circus residents are made of data and code, thus lack biological substances.
Electricity Manipulation: Gooseworx implied TADC cast could survive electrocution, though she didn’t mention it being painless. In the manga, glitches caused by Abstractions seemed to generate electricity from victims (which they had to endure until Caine fixed them). Jax survived being shocked by an electric chair. Pomni was struck by lightning without injury.
Pain Manipulation: Gooseworx stated no amount of pain could kill the Digital Circus members unless they Abstract. They feel less pain than in the real world, allowing them to shrug off wounds like being stabbed or impaled. Kinger shrugged off being cut into multiple pieces. Pomni pulled out knives Caine stabbed her with. Jax endured his skin being ripped off.
Extreme Heat: Ragatha survived being thrown into a deep fryer. Zooble touched a hot stove. All of the main cast survived an explosion without injury. Zooble claimed Jax set them on fire, mailed them a pipe bomb, and threw them into an active volcano, the latter of which could reach temperatures of 1472-2192ºF (800-1200ºC) (numbers adjusted for correction).
Self-Sustenance & Sleep Deprivation: The Circus Members could survive starvation, thirst, suffocation, and insomnia due to their avatars, even talking comfortably underwater.
Limited Transmutation: Pomni unzipped her mouth after it was shut by Caine. The cast remained conscious after being turned into cards. Gangle and Pomni survived being turned into a balloon animal and smudge, respectively. Ragatha still moved and returned from being flattened and rolled up like a rug or paper.
Forms
Uncle Ruckus
White Uncle Ruckus
In a dream he had of his hero, Ronald Raegan, Ruckus learned that God created separate, but mostly equal versions of Heaven for all the races of humanity. One of them was White Heaven for Christians, white supremacists, and anti-color people in general. Reagan told him he too could go to White Heaven by convincing everyone to love the “White Man,” and as one last gift before they departed, he fulfilled Ruckus’ deepest desire; becoming a white man.
This happened in a dream, so there’s no way he could replicate it in real life, but it’s still f***ing hilarious Ruckus pulled a Spawn and changed his skin color like he always wanted (bonus points of the fact beings in the afterlife were responsible for their transformations).
Jax
Maid Jax
During the lightning round of Suggestion Box ideas the players gave to Caine (which he never reads), Zooble and Gangle punished Jax for his unlikeable attitude by forcing him to wear a maid dress, much to his embarrassment and discomfort. It’s a barely disguised fetish for both the fans and creators alike, seeing as how Glitch milked it in their merchandise and ads ever since its debut.
While people believed Jax looked good in this outfit (both genuine and sarcastic), he despised it to the point of apparently being traumatized by it (he developed squiggled pupils and hyperventilated while complaining about not wanting to wear it).
It’s the only form of Jax that could be argued as standard and without drawbacks, which is funny when you think about it.
Plushie Jax (Debatable)
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| This sh*t-eating grin will watch you sleep at night… |
Normally, this form is non-canon, but in the “Happy Place” music video by Zamination (who, as mentioned before, officially worked for Glitch), Jax briefly appeared as such during a sequence where everyone was singing, suggesting Caine might be capable of turning him into a plushie, which technically doesn’t contradict his capabilities in canon.
But seeing as how Jax (possibly) doesn’t have any means to reach this form, it’s still unusable to him either way.
In a weird-a** video, the Machine swallowed Jax and Pomni and fused them into a single entity where Pomni (seemingly) gains a suit resembling Jax, a revolver, and a nasty attitude comparable to his; stealing from others, pranking them with their phobias, and attempting to murder Bubble (who popped her instead, ironically).
In this video (delisted from Glitch’s official YouTube channel), after having a hard time “Jax maxxing,” she talked to the suit, which revealed itself to be Jax’s skin, still alive and conscious, even talking back to her… yeah.
This form is non-canon, but considering their Toon Force and flexibility, it’s actually possible for the canonical cast to replicate it… not that it’s proven to have combat applications (it also caused him immense pain, so it isn’t practical).
Pomni-Suit Jax (Debatable)
In the commercials after Episode 6, Jax dressed up as Pomni to cope with crippling depression and gained her voice and mannerisms while interacting with the other circus members, before Caine pulled him out of a… pocket dimension? (That short was so surreal, I swear.) It also came with a Ribbit figure that attaches to his hand and could be stored in his back.
Funnybunny shippers are eating well tonight…
Since the characters could canonically change their clothes, Jax could dress himself as Pomni but… why would he do that?
In what was described as his worst version of Hell, Jax was turned into an extra large plushie by Ragatha and Gangle, who fawned over his adorable appearance, though he found it to be emasculating (possibly even more so than the maid outfit).
In another commercial, he entered this state again from an allergic reaction to shrimps and was big enough to crush the
Abstraction (See Before the Verdict)
If a person’s sanity and mental health reaches their breaking point, their mind breaks and they turn into giant, black, semi-amorphous, quadruped monsters with numerous multicolored eyes around them. The process of Abstraction is nebulous, but it’s described as the person “giving up” and “losing the will to live,” suggesting it’s caused primarily by hopelessness, depression, and negative feelings towards oneself and their circumstances. Pain and suffering, physical and mental, can contribute to it.
All Abstracted look the same due to having their individuality stripped away, and it’s permanent, with even Caine unable to fix it. After attacking a player or NPC, their code gets jumbled and they turn glitchy, putting them through agonizing pain to the extent where they can hardly move. If anyone touches the jumbled person, they’ll get jumbled too. Every strike from an Abstracted causes them to glitch, and if they take enough physical damage, they’ll disintegrate into code. In fact, an Abstracted is so powerful, they can literally smash the polygons that make up digital beings, possibly destroying their code.
Their mere footsteps produce vibrations that can be felt by others and they attack in blind rage at every living thing they see. They can attack by grabbing, slamming, and throwing enemies, smashing them with their heads, and beating them with their bare hands. They can also run on walls.
They seem to have sensory issues, as the bright and colorful circus drives them into a crazed rampage whereas darkness keeps them docile. Ironically, they can generate their own light in darkness.
In Jax’s case, Abstraction starts with hallucinations that make recipients perceive an hallucinogenic, kaleidoscopic dream where they’re at peace, but if they’re woken up in the middle of it, the process (represented by the colors of their eyes) is interrupted.
Episode 7 unveils an additional detail about Abstraction; Caine modifying the players’ minds led (or at the very least, contributed) to the first Abstraction, Scratch, so he settled on using temporary modifiers like the Stupid Sauce as a “better alternative,” before Jax, Pomni, and Kinger revealed his hand. However, Caine has admitted in private he doesn’t cause Abstraction nor does he know a way to stop it, so not even he has any power over their process.
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Uncle Ruckus
Police Officers
The brave protectors of the law and order in the US (or so Uncle believed) who could be called by dialing 911. In truth, due to being in the pockets of the rich and powerful (such as Ed Wuncler I), they’re corrupted and prone to misusing their authority, arresting and profiling black people or other minorities for acts they might not have done, even mistaking them for people who barely resembled them outside of race.
For what it’s worth, they have good response time, driving to Timid Deer Lane before Ruckus even finished a phone call with them. They’re armed with handguns, batons, and even fully-automatic rifles (even though state police usually have semi-automatic rifles). They travel around in police cruisers and investigate the scene of the crime in numbers, ganging up on targets to brutally assault, interrogate, and arrest them in handcuffs.
By Season 3, with Barack Obama’s presidency and the employment of black officers, the police are notably less racist towards the black community, even protecting them from instigators of a N***a Moment (to Riley’s chagrin, but Huey and Robert’s relief). They’ve also become more competent at stopping crimes, as they stopped Riley and Lamilton’s driving spree and arrested the Hateocracy for murdering Bushido Brown before they could kill the Freemans.
In Season 4, officers were hired by Ed II as the security of Freedomland, keeping enslaved debtors in line for when they try to rebel or escape. Ruckus, predictably, enjoyed accompanying them. When the slaves rebelled, there were enough officers to fight a small army of them.
Security Guards
In his short time as an usher, Ruckus was often accompanied by security guards who arrested those who broke into the movie theater. They seemed to come in groups of two and had flashlights to see in the dark. After the theater shut down, they’re likely out of a job.
Betty von Heusen
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| (“I say it’s time we officially militarize the Neighborhood Watch!”) |
A conservative, elderly woman with a load of firearms. She believes in people’s rights to bear arms (especially hers) and exacting vigilante justice by taking the law into their own hands. She was introduced as the leader and likely founder of the Woodcrest Neighborhood Watch, and a couple of other miscellaneous groups.
She seemed to be affluent, as she lived in a mansion that could be used as a base of operation or meetings. When there was a series of break-ins caused by Ed III and Rummy to increase sales of Wuncler Security, she proposed interrogating the Freemans for not speaking with authorities and to militarize the neighborhood watch (despite it not being a law-enforcement agency, as Tom pointed out).
During Rollo Goodlove’s protest at the HQ of the Woodcrest School District, Betty led the Sisters of the Second Amendment to scare him and his protestors away for their own, unrelated protest. It was revealed that she was a racist, as she referred to him as a “black n****r.” She was also homophobic, as she threatened Tom for asking if she had a permit for her guns by calling him a “f****t boy.”
Her favored guns appeared to be a pump-action shotgun and an AK-47, which were effective in both close- and long-range. She also had night-vision goggles for seeing in the dark and shooting targets at night. She originally had a guard dog for looking after her home and scaring away intruders before it was shot by Lamilton Taeshawn (rip, doggo). Finally, like Ruckus, she used a megaphone to announce her presence, make demands of others, and command her followers.
Even without her guns, she’s surprisingly durable for an old woman, having survived against the Wushung Kickball Team with her teammates, albeit injured.
Due to being a white woman, Ruckus is extremely respectful of her, handing agency of missions or agendas to her, letting her take the front line in gunfights, and granting her and her factions his full support.
Despite being a recurring enemy of the Freemans, she’s apparently cordial enough to work with them, as she was assigned by Huey to join the Woodcrest Kickball Team to oppose the Wushung Team and was invited to Robert and Siri’s sham wedding. She was also among those who protested against Robert and his female pimps after they were arrested (and Robert was bailed out by his temporary white girlfriend), showing her disgust towards pimping and prostitution.
Through her, Uncle Ruckus should have access to additional groups, such as…
Woodcrest Neighborhood Watch
A neighborhood committee for calling and informing the police of crimes or suspicious activities. One of their members included an old man who wanted to call in the army or homeland security on petty criminals.
Given their enthusiasm at being militarized by Betty, it’s safe to say that they all wield (or at least liked the idea of wielding) guns.
Tom was technically a part of this group, but since this is an Uncle Ruckus battle, he’s being excluded here (sad Tom expression). It didn’t help he also argued against them when they wanted to resort to drastic measures to deal with the break-ins of people’s houses, so it’s unlikely he would go along with them anyways.
Sisters of the Second Amendment
A protest group of gun-toting old women led by Betty in “The S-Word” at the Woodcrest School District HQ for unknown reasons. They clashed with Rollo Goodlove’s anti-racism protest group and scared them away by firing their guns into the air. Robert speculated that, like Betty, they’re well-off enough for Goodlove to sue for money.
During the Fried Chicken Flu pandemic, the Freemans packed emergency supplies to last until it passed, but since they had too many people, they kicked Ruckus out the door. Ruckus then told Betty about their hoarding and she gathered a militia to demand the family to let them in, only to be repelled by homemade tear gas.
They returned, sporting Mad Max-styled gear and gas masks, and chased the Freemans and DuBois’ on Ruckus’ bus. Though they called themselves a militia, they’re more akin to a bandit gang due to their willingness to steal supplies for their own survival, even jumping atop a moving car to take the Freemans’ food.
They were armed with household items such as bats, chainsaws, wooden clubs with nails, and knives for cutting rope.
Lynching Mob
(No picture of them, so instead, you get Ruckus threatening to call them.)
(Trigger warning for description)
While acting as Huey and Riley’s babysitter, Ruckus threatened to call the lynching mob on them if they misbehaved or didn’t do as he said. Lynching mobs, in case you’re wondering, were those who committed extrajudicial killings for alleged crimes or to intimidate specific groups, especially African Americans.
They used to be practiced by white supremacists as racial terrorism to control ethnic minorities from the 1830s to 1950s before dissolving by the Civil Rights Movement. Perpetuators usually got off scot-free due to racial bias and all-white juries. Justifications by these groups accused victims of murder, rape, sexual assault, arson, theft, etc., usually towards white women.
While the common perception of lynchers was they committed hangings, they also shot, burned, threw people off of high places, dragged them behind cars, tortured, mutilated, decapitated, desecrated, etc., victims. How Ruckus got in contact with them without being killed himself, we’ll never know.
Mobs could range from a few to hundreds to thousands, and considering Ruckus rallied numerous supporters for his causes multiple times, along with securing positions of power and influence such as a priest, mayor-elect, community leader, county executive, etc., it’s plausible he could command this many individuals at once.
Jimmy Rebel
A notorious country singer who started his career in Shitkickers Bar at Spokenhoke, 1967 in the Deep South. His songs revolved around black stereotypes, which won him immense popularity with the hardcore racist crowd (which he claimed was a consistent demographic). He was Ruckus’ favorite racist singer and inspired him to write his own songs, which he sent by mail. Jimmy was impressed enough to drive to Ruckus’ home to meet his biggest fan, whom he was surprised was a black person (he didn’t realize he had any black fans, for understandable reasons).
Initially, Ruckus tried to lie and claim he was “Toby,” Uncle Ruckus’ black assistant, to protect his identity from his idol, but eventually, the ruse fell apart and he revealed his deception, but Jimmy still saw him as a friend. Unlike Ruckus and his fans, he didn’t hate black people for their appearance, but for their “attitudes,” believing they were too unapproachable for him to deal with (yeah, there was a reason this episode was banned), and Ruckus was the exception for being friendly with him.
As messed up as their relationship and outlooks are, Jimmy and Ruckus were genuine friends and Jimmy took him to Racist Records where he published his songs (and where Jewish distributors were excluded) and sang a duet together. He even defended Ruckus from his fans after they received backlash for their friendship and Jimmy dedicated a song to him named “I Met One Good N****r.” This resulted in a riot at Shitkickers Bar that forced them to drive away to safety.
With his career ruined, Jimmy came to view other rednecks as stupid bigots who hate black people solely for their skin color and was disgusted by their rejection of Ruckus despite him sharing their hatred of non-white people. Afterwards, they sang a song about Mexicans.
Though a musician, he could also pack a punch, as one of his heckling fans learned the hard way after being decked aside for claiming Jimmy voted for Obama. He also admitted that the ensuing riot was fun to go through.
Ed Wuncler II
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| (“Robert Motherfucking Freeman, my n***a. Can I say that? Yes I can.”) |
The son of Ed I and father of Ed III, Eddie Junior is a greedy, sociopathic loan shark and business tycoon who got the Freemans to sign themselves into indentured servitude after Robert had millions of dollars in debt. Initially, he presented himself as an affable fellow but was revealed to be a violent crime boss who punished those who failed to owe him money or return their debts. It was even implied he assaulted and killed people for pissing him off.
He and Ruckus joined forces in Season 4 to make the Freemans suffer under their crippling debt to the Wunclers. This culminated in Ed II forcing them and many others to join Freedomland, an amusement park where people of diverse backgrounds were forced to become plantation slaves of the 19th century for the amusement of those at the top of the socioeconomic ladder.
When Huey led a protest with the other slaves, Ed II tried to bribe his cooperation, but Huey refused to give up his soul for the world. Unamused, Ed attempted to chop his feet to punish him, but Huey kicked him in the face and the slave revolt ravaged the park.
Due to being part of the Wuncler family, Ruckus is subservient to him and helped him escape after the destruction of Freedomland. Ed II was shown using a knife and an axe to attack others and make examples out of them to intimidate his debtors and naysayers into compliance, carrying the corpses in body bags.
He was also an animal hunter/poacher with taxidermied animals and photographs of him killing a buffalo, rhinoceros, and lion with a hunting rifle in his room.
His greatest contribution to Ruckus was the immense wealth and influence his family possessed over the United States. Woodcrest is owned by his father, from banks, to the police station, to even the legal system, as Ed I constantly bailed Ed III and Rummy for crimes they committed, even if there were witnesses and civilians involved, with police returning lost items to them without issue. Even national crimes orchestrated by the Wunclers, like the domestic terrorism plot to turn Dan the Security Man into a martyr they could cash in on, were pardoned by the US Government while Jack Flowers had them at gunpoint.
He and Ed I were the ones who financed Ruckus’ career as a Presidential candidate of the Republican Party and mayor-elect of Woodcrest, further showcasing their control over the US constitutional system.
Between society’s respect towards the wealthy and ignorance/apathy of sociopolitical affairs, it’s impossible to hold the Wunclers accountable for their actions. Ed II broke state laws by charging Robert with a 21% interest rate in mortgage loans and a 150% in personal loans. Huey led a protest against Ed I’s exploitation of Jazmine and her lemonade stand only for it to die down after Ed I sold “cruelty-free” lemonade, with no proof beyond his words and labels that it wasn’t made with child labor.
Even after Ed II enslaved his debtors, who destroyed Freedomland in their rebellion, he wasn’t held accountable for violating the US Constitution and the Emancipation Proclamation, with Huey noting he and the upper class would just find ways to keep exploiting them.
Back in Jim Crow, Bull Conner organized an attack on the Freedom Riders as they drove to Birmingham, with Ruckus rallying a crowd of white men to assault them for 15 minutes before police intervention. According to the Riders, there were at least 200 people surrounding them during the attack.
As you’d expect from people who grew up in a time of white supremacy and legalized racism, they despised black people (and likely any non-white person), attacking them and even white people who sympathized with them without mercy, with Ruckus being the sole exception due to his internalized racism.
Their sheer numbers and aggression allowed them to attack from multiple angles at once, though skilled fighters like Robert Freeman and Sturdy Harris could fend them off by the dozens.
While most of them were weaker than Robert in his prime, one of them was larger and stronger than the rest, beating him like a ragdoll until Sturdy intervened.
They were armed with beer bottles, Molotov cocktails, wooden clubs, crowbars, and baseball bats, but also fought with their bare hands.
Jax
The main protagonist and newest member of the Amazing Digital Circus. Pomni was a 25-year-old accountant for a supermarket chain who, despite her anxiety, explored abandoned buildings and posted online videos of them for mild thrills. One of these buildings contained the headset that led to her being trapped with the rest of the humans, which she initially thought was a dream she could wake up from. After the (virtual) reality of the situation hit her (figuratively and literally), she underwent a breakdown and was forced to accept her new home/prison with people she barely knew.
Despite this, she proved to be a kind, compassionate, and empathic person who tries her best to help others, even if they were NPCs made to be beaten and forgotten. She was resourceful enough to take advantage of the circus’ cube physics to help her and Gummigoo escape from the Test Level despite discovering it by accident.
While initially mistrustful of her fellow players for their seeming callousness (especially Jax), after witnessing their funeral of Kaufmo, she came to see them as people she could rely upon for help. Even Jax, despite being a bully towards her and the others, attained her grace after they bonded and got to know each other, becoming the closest thing to a friend he had after Ribbit and Kaufmo Abstracted.
This relationship was tested, however, during the survival shooting game, where in spite of their budding friendship, Jax’s fears of human emotions and reliving his past pain caused him to push Pomni away, claiming he never cared about her and had no depth beyond a cartoon menace who enjoyed tormenting others. Pomni saw through this charade, though, and attacked him, challenging his words by daring him to fight back, which he didn’t.
Despite their fallout and his refusal to open his shell, Pomni still cared about Jax and was willing to comfort him when he’s stressed or uncomfortable, and tried to include him in the group when they were prepared to seemingly leave the circus for good. She also helped put the final nail in the coffin with Jax and Kinger by revealing how Caine most likely took their names away, ensuring the rest of the gang lost their respect/tolerance for the AI.
When Caine’s harassment of the players evolved into vengeful torture, Pomni came up with the idea of placing a bucket over Kinger’s head to have him explain Caine and the Digital Circus’ origin, which allowed everyone to learn they could conjure things similarly to Caine (and Jax finally realizing everything happening to this point was real). Recalling the same exit door she found, she took a computer console for Kinger to hack Caine’s code in hopes of pacifying him, while buying him time along with the rest of the players.
In the end, out of desperation, it was she who led the other players into standing up to Caine by airing out their grievances towards the latter’s numerous flaws, emphasizing his selfishness, failures, and inability to listen, leading to a breakdown of their once respectable ringmaster.
While reluctant to go along with Caine’s adventures (especially if they’re horror-themed), she proved to be an excellent marksman who helped Jax win against all of the other players as a dynamic duo. She’s not above physical combat, either, as she brutalized Jax at the height of their argument.
Fun fact, Pomni was originally planned to be a frog-like character.
Ragatha
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| (“I don’t even know what I want. I just want everyone to be happy. And I don’t want people to hate me.”) |
A perpetual people pleaser who internalized her feelings to keep peace in the circus, Ragatha was a 30-year-old farm girl who worked in real estate and was born under a wealthy family who owned a large property with chickens and horses, partaking in tea parties and dance lessons. However, she also grew up with an emotionally abusive mother who yelled, berated, and guilt-tripped her until she believed she wouldn’t miss her. It’s implied by Caine’s torture her mother physically abused her as well.
Perhaps as an overcorrection, she became self-conscious and afraid of people disliking her, even those she hates such as Jax, and gives support to the point where they question if she’s genuine or not. Jax, in particular, interpreted her toxic positivity as downplaying their situation and wanting to take advantage of them (though, this was likely psychological projection).
Underneath her optimistic demeanor, Ragatha hates herself and deeply fears being a disappointment to others. After Pomni sided with Jax in Episode 6 over her and acted like a different person (because she was convinced it was only a game without lasting consequences), she believed Pomni no longer wanted to be her friend and she failed her, much like she failed Jax, and put too much pressure on herself to be there for everyone, then criticizing herself for unable to. Kinger assured her she doesn’t need to ruin herself to show she cares, during a solemn moment.
Out of the main cast, she’s the weakest in a gun battle due to lacking experience and knowledge with firearms, losing to Jax without landing a single hit (except with Jax’s own shot she redirected by accident). She was in the circus the second longest and had a fear of centipedes. She seemed to have an affinity towards knives, as she twirled a cleaver in one hand and her acrylic keychain associated her with a kitchen knife.
Also, for some reason, she’s pitted against the Hulk on Reddit (probably as a joke but still, cringe).
Kinger
The oldest circus member and the one who survived the longest, Kinger was a 48-year-old who spends most of his time in the cocoon of his pillow fort. When exposed to light, he could be forgetful, erratic, random, and unfocused, with Jax calling him “Hoo-Ha” and sarcastically marking him the “most mentally stable character” alongside Gangle.
He turned out to be unintentionally right, though, as in the darkness, Kinger becomes more lucid and could recall past memories and converse more clearly. It’s been shown wearing a bucket over his head or closing his eyes were enough for him to become lucid.
Despite his eccentricities, he acted as the emotionally supportive father figure of the group, helping Pomni and Ragatha with their respective turmoils, explaining how the avatars work, and advocates the importance of boundaries and self-love in relationships.
Darkness helps him remember more easily because it reminded him of a time when his wife, Queenie, was around but Abstracted, remaining docile in the darkness of their (larger) pillow fort. Due to her being an entomologist, she taught Kinger how to appreciate bugs, even though he used to dislike them.
He worked in computer science for 7 years and due to his experience in the Digital Circus (and his implied history with Caine), it’s insinuated he knows more about it than he lets on.
He’s quite a sharpshooter, with guns being his preferred weapons over anything else, having taken down a supernatural entity with a shotgun and engaged Jax and Pomni at the same time by himself. He could produce butterflies that restore health, which was a skill he made up without Caine’s oversight. Also, he has a lighter to see in the dark and presumably burn things.
His hands are detached from his body and float according to his will, allowing him to grab, hold, and pull things from a distance without his body being dragged. This could be used against him, though, as it also meant anything he held could be pulled away from him without little-to-no resistance.
At some point in his life, Kinger hated himself for things he blamed himself for, but the other Circus Members, particularly Ragatha, helped him forgive himself and change his outlook. Ragatha, in turn, trusts Kinger more than she does anyone else due to helping her in her hardest times.
It was finally revealed in Episode 8 Kinger wasn’t only part of the first humans in the circus, but an C&A employee who co-created Caine’s original AI alongside his colleague Scratch, before it evolved into what it/he was in the series. C&A didn’t specialize in games, despite what the Circus Members thought, but in creative AI that could come up with its own idea and create things within the program, with Caine being their first semi-successful attempt. Kinger couldn’t remember his original name, but knew he was one of his greatest achievements as a programmer.
With a console, he could hack into a digital being’s code and disable them, as well as find ways to fix or presumably reprogram them. Despite being rusty due to spending a long period without one, he was proficient enough to hack and accidentally delete Caine, despite him being a highly advanced AI with a 57-fold immersive defense system that reacts automatically to hacking and unauthorized activities.
Fitting for a chess piece, he knows how to play actual chess.
Gangle
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| (“My comedy mask is usually broken by now…”) |
A skittish, depressed, 26-year-old woman with a love for anime and manga (with One Piece and Azumanga Daioh as her favorites), Gangle attended a community college for Graphic Design with hopes to create her own webcomic, but dropped out and became a restaurant manager. Her meek personality made her an easy target for Jax’s bullying and was such a doormat people could wrap her around a Christmas Tree like a tinsel.
Gangle has two masks; her “comedy/happy mask,” which she uses to literally mask her “tragedy/sad mask,” the latter of which is her true face she hides by pretending to be happy and outgoing. A running gag in the series is her happy mask being broken, often by Jax but also by accident, and at one point, it broke by itself from listening to Caine’s horrific adventure ideas. This is due to the happy mask being more fragile than her sad mask, symbolic of her true self being harder to break than her facade.
Because of this, Zooble gave her a new mask made of plastic, dubbed the “manic mask.” This made her feel confident and assertive, especially in the “Spudsy’s Restaurant” adventure where she relived her experience as a manager and used her newfound authority to boss around her peers (especially Jax), even punishing Jax for his misbehavior with Caine’s assistance. However, she also became overbearing and insufferable, and the mask’s effect was only skin deep, as her “employees’” criticisms chipped away at it until she became depressed again. Eventually, she discarded the mask and became more honest with herself, with her friendship with Zooble allowing her to reembrace her passion for art again.
Gangle spends her free time drawing anime OCs and manga-inspired art (ranging from awesome to cringe) and is fond of the Tommy gun, laughing her head off as she fired it at Jax and Pomni, even after her comedy broke again. She and Jax used to pair up in past team adventures, but Gangle stood up for herself by wanting to be teamed up with Zooble, her best friend, as opposed to her tormentor.
Though Jax claimed she likes it when he’s mean to her, Gangle’s conversation with Zooble afterwards told a different story; she’s terrified of standing up to Jax because she fears he would punish her severely for it, disproving his idea that the Circus Members revolve around their “archetypes.” Gangle actually resents the fact she’s sad and needs a mask to be like everyone else.
Due to being made of ribbons, she could unravel herself and wrap around others, though she only did this unintentionally. She’s also skilled in driving, as she drove the Candy Truck in Jax’s steed and weaponized it against Gummigoo’s gang (after being blackmailed by Jax), even though she gets motion sickness easily.
Unlike the others, she never got an evil clone because Gooseworx thought it would be funny if she didn’t. (Here’s a fan-made video of Evil Gangle, if you’re interested.)
Zooble
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| (“Hey, you deserve better than thinking about him when he’s not even here. You’re a human. You’re not his toy.”) |
A former bartender and tattoo artist for a couple of years, Zooble was the second to last to join the Digital Circus (before Pomni), being only half a year older than Jax. Out of everyone, Zooble hated Jax the most and would kick him into the abyss if given the chance. Grouchy and irritable, they were a stoner who didn’t like hugs from anyone (except Gangle) and was such a potty mouth they won the Biggest Sailor Mouth award at the Favorite Character Awards.
Their avatar has the special gimmick of removable and changeable parts, with their head, neck, and torso being the “core” components. Zooble constantly changed their parts each episode due to their body dysphoria, which they tried to address with Caine, only for him to misunderstand and forget the conversation each time. He gave them a box of interchangeable parts they could use in hopes of helping them find the right body they need, which Zooble grew to accept over time, even if it wasn’t the best solution.
They have a disdain for Caine and his adventures and took every chance to avoid them whenever they could, much to his annoyance. Among many things, they want the ability to have s*x in the circus (which normally forbids sexual content due to being an “age friendly” environment), since the avatars lack genitalia, but once again, Caine refused to listen and even glitched out for a moment from processing their request.
Like Pomni, they used to explore abandoned buildings in the real world, though they don’t record themselves doing it like her. They had dreams and goals to leave their mark in the world, but because of the circus, they had to abandon them.
While initially cold and distant towards the other Circus Members, even insulting them after they came to save them from the Gloinks, they befriended and grew attached to Gangle after her manic episode, showing interest in her hobbies and defending her from Jax. Despite being labeled “the grumpy one,” they turned out to be kinder and more compassionate than they came off as, helping Gangle accept the flaws that made up who she was and alleviated her fears of Jax.
They themselves came to terms with imperfections and believed anyone should embrace and cherish their authentic selves, no matter how different they are or if they asked for it. Afterwards, Zooble and Gangle developed a close, protective bond with each other (and a proud source of shipping material for Abstragedy fans).
In rare times, especially later on in the series, Zooble could take advantage of their modular design to hide in containers like boxes or flower pots, and attach additional limbs (specifically, arms) to carry and use more weapons at once. They appeared to be a skilled sniper, having shot Kinger before he noticed them and from an angle he couldn’t see the bullet coming. They also have flashbang grenades for blinding foes temporarily, leaving them vulnerable to gunfire.
They still retain control of their parts even after they’re separated, meaning they could reassemble themselves after being smashed, attack people with their disembodied limbs, and move their body independently from their head. However, their joints are loosely connected, allowing even weaker foes to take them apart and render them helpless.
Despite their resentment of him, they appeared to have some pity towards Jax, as they noticed how he didn’t bother them as much as he usually does, suggested he talked about his problems with people he trusts (unaware Jax isolated himself away from everyone else), and asked if he had anyone in the real world to return back to (which he refused to be honest about). They also made it clear—as much as they dislike him—they still accept Jax as one of them and looks out for his well-being, if only because they’re some of the only people left in the circus.
In contrast to what you might think, Zooble’s name wasn’t inspired by Zooble Pets, but Zoob, a toy from the early 2000s that could assemble into different shapes, similar to themselves.
Feats
Uncle Ruckus
Accomplishments
- Routinely got away with borderline to legitimate hate crimes against black people, especially the Freemans.
- Grew up in and lived through the Jim Crow era.
- Survived 53 years on his own after being thrown out by his father as a child.
- Opposed the Civil Rights Movement and notable figures like Martin Luther King Jr. and the Freedom Riders.
- Worked for the Wuncler family for over 20 years.
- Somehow worked over 47 jobs at once.
- Restored Jazmine DuBois’s faith in Santa Claus after it was crushed by Riley.
- Joined the Woodcrest Police Department as a temporary officer.
- Formed a religious sect that preached white supremacy and the rejection of black identity to be in “White Heaven,” only stopped by lightning apparently summoned by “God” Himself.
- Nearly got the Freemans and Jazmine arrested for sneaking into a movie theater.
- Became the star of his own show, “The Uncle Ruckus Show,” under BET.
- Considered by Werner Herzog to be “the biggest Uncle Tom to have ever lived.”
- Befriended his idol, Jimmy Rebel, and sang duets with him after the end of his career.
- Survived the Fried Chicken Flu pandemic.
- Stood up to his abusive father and accidentally caused his death, freeing their family from his abuse and getting closure for his childhood trauma.
- Alongside Huey, saved Dan the Security Man from a domestic terrorist attack orchestrated by Ed Wuncler I.
- Was a former Presidential candidate for the Republican Party and ran for the next mayor of Woodcrest.
- Helped Ed Wuncler II get the Freemans to sign themselves into literal slavery via indentured servitude.
- Had connections with rich and powerful figures like Ed Wuncler II, Donald J. Trump, and J. Ivan Russianski.
- Became the County Executive of Woodcrest.
- Defeated Huey Freeman, Dan the Security Man, and Pretty Boy Flizzy.
- One of the most recognizable and infamous bigots in fictional history.
- Had an official podcast on The Breakfast Club.
- Got mentioned in national news.
Power
- Threw bricks several dozen feet and knocked out an adult man.
- Threw a brick into a traffic light.
- Overpowered and pushed an obese man out of a movie theater.
- Parried and matched strikes with Huey.
- Leaped over a lightpost in his clash with Huey.
- Resisted the Freemans and Thugnificent trying to push him out a door.
- The school bus rammed and clashed with Dorothy, the Freemans’ car, which:
- Could potentially kill the Freemans in a car crash.
- Was still in working condition after being rammed twice by a pickup truck.
- Smashed through a garage door.
- Rammed through the entrance of a restaurant.
- Along with Huey, held back Robert and kept him from attacking Nelly.
- The school bus blew up a car by slamming into it.
- Suplexed Dan the Security Man, an overweight security guard. (Seen above)
- Tackled and arrested Pretty Boy Flizzy, who beat Tom into exhaustion.
Speed
- Intercepted Riley’s BB Guns.
- Dodged bullets fired by six police officers. (Seen above)
- Moved in tandem with the lightning bolt that struck him. (Mach 54.338 - 237.881) (Debatable, See Before the Verdict)
- Kept up with Huey in combat and dodged his strikes.
- The school bus kept up with Dorothy, despite it having a headstart.
- Dodged punches from Dan the Security Man.
- Ran from a drone missile and escaped its blast radius.
Durability
- As a child, endured physical abuse from his father, including being slammed against a tree, being hit by a rake, and having a bear trap clamp his leg.
- Survived a heart attack from eating a McDonald’s Big Mac. (Never eat there, please.)
- Endured Riley and Huey’s BB Guns, which left holes on doors and shattered lamps.
- Withstood getting beaten by six officers at once.
- Blocked baton strikes from an officer with his arm.
- Survived being struck by lightning that caused a blackout in Woodcrest and got up moments later. (Seen above) (0.239 - 1.195 - 1.673 - 2.39 Tons of TNT) (See Before the Verdict)
- Tanked an energy surge from Stinkmeaner that shattered windows.
- Survived getting dogpiled and beaten by Obama supporters.
- Survived an assault from the Hateocracy that left him hospitalized.
- The school bus survived being rammed by Dorothy and Thugnificent’s UPS van.
- Got smacked upside the head by Nelly with a plunger.
Jax
Accomplishments
- Survived being in the Digital Circus for years without entirely losing his sanity.
- Helped capture the syrup bandits and allowed the Fudge to destroy Princess Loolilalu’s kingdom.
- Endured an entire day’s worth of menial labor at Spudsy’s with Gangle, Pomni, Ragatha, and Zooble (with Gangle disciplining him all the while).
- Won the shooting survival game against Teams Pew-Pew and Unmasked with Pomni.
- Attained the “Good Ending” of Caine’s fraudulent adventure and exposed the depths of his lies in front of everyone.
- Defeated Gangle, Evil Jax, Ragatha, and Zooble (with Pomni’s help).
- Survived several days of torture by Caine with the other Circus Members.
- Helped distracted Caine long enough for Kinger to hack his code and accidentally delete him.
- His and Pomni’s figures and plushies were some of the best-selling Glitch merchandise.
Power
- Knocked over Kinger by throwing a bowling ball at him.
- Casually lifted Kinger and Gangle with one hand (he didn’t do this in-story, but it doesn’t contradict his other strength feats).
- Grabbed and threw Pomni overhead by the neck.
- The Candy Truck matched and rammed Gummigoo’s truck, which made an explosion. (4.77 tons of TNT)
- Ragatha and Gangle needed to catch him off-guard to tie him up.
- Knocked back Gangle and broke her comedy mask with a softball.
- Tossed Ragatha into a deep fryer.
- Slammed a door on Zooble hard enough to separate them into pieces.
- Grabbed and shook Evil Jax with his teeth.
- Guns could tear apart and one-shot the Circus Members, including himself.
- Threw Pomni off of him as she was attacking him. (Seen above)
- Caine used his neck as a floss to pick a car out of his teeth.
Speed
- Ran fast enough to leave behind a dust cloud shaped like himself. (11.484 m/s, likely higher) (Peak Human)
- Dodged, reacted, and moved in tandem with bullets, even in the dark. (Seen above)
- Dodged and moved in tandem with Gangle’s Tommy gun. (Mach 0.2276)
- Guns:
- Smith & Wesson Model 500 has a muzzle velocity of 632 m/s. (Mach 1.842)
- AK-74 has a muzzle velocity of 900 m/s. (Mach 2.624)
- Barrett M107 has a muzzle velocity of 853 m/s. (Mach 2.486)
- M16A1 has a muzzle velocity of 960 m/s. (Mach 2.799)
Durability
- Got knocked upside the head by a Gloink.
- Nonchalantly stood atop the Candy Truck as it fell into a river of fudge.
- Survived getting grabbed and dragged by giant hands.
- Tanked a dynamite explosion from a short distance.
- Survived being crushed by a bowling ball.
- Withstood the blow back of his own gun.
- Survived getting strangled and mauled by an enraged Pomni. (Partially seen above)
- Survived being punched by a giant boxing glove.
- Survived the electric chair.
- Survived an explosion that blasted him and the other Circus Members into pieces.
- Survived his skin being ripped off.
- He and the other Circus Members survived being slammed against a wall by Caine. (Debatable, See Before the Verdict)
Scaling
Uncle Ruckus
Freeman Family
(~I am the stone that the builder refused, I am the visual, the inspiration, that made Lady sing the blues, I’m the spark that makes your idea bright…~)
Ever since his debut, Ruckus had numerous encounters with the Freemans, to both of their chagrins. Though he’s usually portrayed as a bumbling nuisance, there were instances of him genuinely being a threat or challenge to them.Like in the Season 2 premier, “…Or Die Trying,” where he fought and beat Huey in a martial arts duel offscreen and matched him in hand-to-hand combat. Huey was the best fighter in his family, as shown with his brawls with Riley and training Robert for his fight with Stinkmeaner, and held his own against the top tiers of their verse, like Bushido Brown and Luna.
Riley and Robert, in turn, fought against and alongside Huey, so Ruckus scales to the whole family.
General
- Huey and Riley moved fast enough to leave behind dust clouds.
- Robert and Huey’s BB Gun moved in tandem with a laser sight. (Inapplicable, See Before the Verdict)
- Kept up and took hits from a Stinkmeaner-possessed Tom.
- Huey and Riley tanked point-blank BB shots that knocked them both back.
- Huey and Riley dodged an incoming truck on the street.
- Survived being caught in a car explosion.
- Huey and Riley fought Esmeralda Gripenasty and George Pistofferson of the Hateocracy, though they were outmatched.
- Huey and Riley got into a fight with Butch Magnus and four other boys at their school. Butch Magnus had:
- Knocked out other kids with one punch.
- Easily overpowered adults, including a security guard.
- Knocked down a boot camp instructor with a headbutt and hit him with a chair.
- Broke Flonominal’s leg with a baseball bat.
- They and the DuBois’ survived Dorothy ramming into a restaurant.
- Moved in tandem with an RV explosion.
- Dodged and reacted to whip strikes from Uncle Ruckus. (Mach 1.173 - 1.238)
Riley
- Knocked away another kid with a toy lightsaber.
- Tackled and intimidated a grown man.
- Could throw a trash can through a window.
- Stabbed a cabinet with a fork and turned over and ripped apart a sofa.
- Put holes and cracks in drywall.
- Moved in tandem with bullets while running down a hallway.
- Threw a folding chair hard enough to send a Mall Santa flying.
- Knocked out Stinkmeaner-Tom by hitting him on the back of the head with a lamp, vase, and geisha statue.
- Took multiple punches and a toss from Butch Magnus before collapsing from exhaustion.
- Beat Lamilton Taeshawn in a fist fight, who:
- As a 6-year-old, yanked someone’s arm until it broke.
- Beat his grandmother and knocked her into an aisle.
- Survived falling from the roof of a school and then getting body slammed by Dr. Doomis immediately after.
- Held up Lamilton with one hand, though he couldn’t lift him up.
- Wrestled and pinned Lando, who smashed through a door. (516.644 Kilojoules - 1.136 Megajoules)
Robert
- Threatened to break his cane off of Riley’s behind.
- Kicked Huey off the ground.
- Screamed loud enough to be heard several blocks away. (1.134 - 4.223 Kilojoules)
- Caught A Pimp Named Slickback’s hand before he could slap Cristal.
- Kicked a tree hard enough to shake it and caused a leaf to fall off.
- Beat Stinkmeaner’s original body to death by accident.
- Whipped a small crater onto a wooden floor with his belt.
- As a Tuskegee Airman, dodged a pair of German fighter planes while flying into them with a Mustang. (Mach 1.1013)
- Dodged an axe swing and toss from Stinkmeaner-Tom while putting on his underwear.
- Pulled Stinkmeaner-Tom and Rufus Crabmiser’s legs out from under them.
- Ran from his bedroom to the front of his house before a repo man could steal his car.
- Dodged and reacted to Crabmiser’s flying guillotine, which outpaced Bushido Brown.
- Endured having his groin rammed repeatedly by a wheelchair.
- In his prime, knocked out adult men with single blows or slamming them into walls.
- Flung a man by his neck with his belt.
- Survived getting beaten and strangled by a larger, stronger white man who physically bested him.
- Punched a man hard enough to flip a table.
Huey
- Smashed a computer with a flying roundhouse kick.
- Survived being crushed by two obese women who were fighting with each other, which Robert worried would damage the wooden floor.
- Cut a chair into four pieces while exhausted.
- Sliced a stool multiple times before it split into the air.
- Jumped onto Riley’s fist as he was throwing a punch.
- Survived a kick from Bushido Brown that smashed him into a concrete wall.
- Consistently leaped several times his own height.
- Outran and dodged BB gun pellets.
- Drew blood and knocked teeth out of the Wushung Kickball Team members.
- Launched a ball with enough force to set it on fire and break Ming’s leg when she kicked it back. (557.832 Kilojoules and Mach 5)
- He then caught and held the same ball after it carved a trench through the ground, though broke his arms in the process. (0.05067 - 6.085 Tons of TNT, Mach 2.5851, and 7.3064 metric tons) (See BTV under “Uncle Ruckus’ Lightning Bolt Feat”)
- Ran up a pillar to bypass a gate.
- Tanked a small explosion from a generator.
- Dodged Robert’s belt.
- Took out police officers in one strike.
Tom DuBois
(“The booty is mine! It belongs to me! You cannot take my booty! RAAGGHH!”)
An Ivy League alumnus turned prosecutor turned defense attorney and the “whitest” black man this side of Woodcrest, Tom was a constant companion of the Freemans, despite their reluctance to deal with his pushover demeanor and fear of being anally raped in prison (until he got over it by Season 3).
Tom wasn’t portrayed as particularly strong or skilled in combat despite his affinity for sports and was somewhat of a punching bag for others until he learned to toughen up. Robert beat him up during a training session (albeit, while Tom was blindfolded), Usher and his bodyguards pummeled him into the floor, Huey threatened to beat him to a bloody pulp in the comic strips, and Ruckus, along with Robert and Riley, nearly killed Tom by beating him for hours during their attempt to “exorcise” Stinkmeaner’s spirit.
As such, Ruckus should scale to anything Tom did.
- Took a beatdown from Usher and his two bodyguards.
- Slammed a door hard enough to shatter its window.
- Defeated the Booty Warrior by throwing a bar of soap in his face, who could overpower and lift adult men with one arm and shrug off getting punched in the groin.
- Tom should only downscale as he was overpowered by the Booty Warrior beforehand.
- Smashed a table while fighting Pretty Boy Flizzy.
Ed Wuncler III & Gin Rummy
(“I’m rich, bitch!”)
(“You can’t assume people would shoot back at you! It was an unknown unknown!”)
The stupidest, richest, and funniest pair of crooks you could ever see. Both were war veterans, but laughably incompetent in committing crimes to the point where they rely on Ed’s family connections and wealth to escape accountability.Many characters fended off the duo with ease, from Maya Angelou (while tied up and blindfolded, mind you), to Riley, to Jack Flowers (who might or might not have killed them by the end. It’s never made clear).
It’s a no-brainer Ruckus scales to them as well.
Colonel H. Stinkmeaner
(“My name is Colonel H. Motherfucking Stinkmeaner, and this time I’m rolling deep, nyukka!”)
Robert’s archnemesis and the biggest headache in his life (which is saying something) who infamously got into a N***a Moment with him over a parking space. Though Granddad accidentally killed him in their rematch, the hateful old menace still proved to be a constant threat to him and his family once a season to settle their grudge.
Ruckus never fought Stinkmeaner (unless you count beating him while he was tied to a bed), but he fought Huey, who put up the best fight against Stinkmeaner-Tom out of his entire family, and Riley, the weakest among them, knocked him out while he was distracted. They also kept up and took hits from Stinkmeaner, so Ruckus downscales from his best feats.
Finally, there’s Stinkmeaner’s clone, who was genetically enhanced to be superior to the original, but Robert still kept up with and took hits from him in their first fight, and after two weeks of training, nearly killed him if not for Huey intervening. Ruckus didn’t train to the same extent, but he should be roughly comparable to the clone by scaling to Robert.
Base/Original
In Hell/Possessing Tom
- Described by the Devil as “the baddest motherfucker Hell had ever seen.”
- Beaten and knocked around dozens of demons.
- Fought and outmatched the Freeman family three-to-one.
- Broke a handcuff with one arm.
- Levitated and slammed the bed he was strapped to.
- Endured a several hour beating from Ruckus, Robert, and Riley.
Clone
Martial Artists
(“Maybe you would like a demonstration. What about, a… ‘friendly’ sparring match?”)
In a show praised for its over-the-top, anime-style fight scenes, these are among the most illustrious fighters in the entire series.Despite losing, Huey contended with Bushido Brown and harmed him with his strikes, as well as took hits from him before being knocked out. Likewise, while he also lost to her, Huey matched and took hits from Luna, a former Kumite (*karate noises*) fighter and master of White Lotus, the deadliest Kung Fu style. Finally, the Freemans held their own against the Hateocracy (Robert even winning and escaping one with quick thinking), who killed Bushido by working together.
Because of this, it’s possible to downscale Ruckus to each of these folks.
- Bushido Brown took out six armed Texans with one strike each, even cutting off the hand of the last one.
- Bushido Brown shattered the pavement with a kick.
- Bushido Brown sent three police officers flying.
- Bushido Brown blocked and held a Black Power Fist-enhanced punch from Huey with one hand.
- Bushido Brown punched Huey dozens of feet away and then kicked him into a concrete wall.
- Bushido Brown smashed an officer’s head through a car window.
- Bushido Brown fought the Hateocracy three-to-one and defeated two of them before being killed himself.
- Bushido and Luna were both participants of the Kumite (seiya!), a martial arts tournament with the deadliest fighters in the world.
- Luna was heavily implied to have killed all of the other White Lotus masters.
- Luna ripped out the heart of a larger, muscular Kumite (hi-ya!) fighter with one hand.
- Luna punched a hole into a wall.
- Luna strangled and suplexed Tom with her legs.
- Gripenasty and Pistofferson leaped a large distance over Huey and Riley.
- Crabmiser decapitated Bushido Brown with his flying guillotine.
Wushung Kickball Team
(“My grandfather says to control the ball, I must control myself. But just me and the ball alone is no kickball. Without a worthy opponent, I’m nothing. We must have the ultimate contest to settle once and for all who is the best.”)
In order to pay his debts to the Chinese, Ed Wuncler I betted the entire town and its citizens and forced Huey out of retirement to assemble a new team in opposition to the Wushung Team. Their star player, Ming Long-Dou, was trained to be the greatest kickball player in all of China, and considered Huey to be the only opponent capable of competing against her.Despite being overall inferior in skill, the Woodcrest Team (especially Huey) managed to contend with the Wushung Team. They survived multiple hits from them, even from their strongest members, reacted and kept up with them throughout the game, and by the end, both teams were able to physically harm each other. Only Ming proved to be a match for Huey, and even then, Huey won by the skin of his teeth.
Since Ruckus compares to Huey, he should scale to the Wushung Team by proxy.
- Ming caused a ball to create a Mach cone.
- Ed I stated they could tear a human body apart with the kickball.
- Dolo knocked down a tree with a kickball.
- Dolo kicked a ball with enough force to knock Ed III into a concrete wall and dent it.
- Their members took hits from an angered Huey.
- Ming moved in tandem with Huey’s fiery kickball before kicking it back, at the cost of breaking her leg. (Mach 4.077 - 6.552) (Debatable High-End) (See Freeman Family scaling above)
- The entire Woodcrest Team were left injured and exhausted after winning against them.
Sturdy Harris (Debatable)
(“Your courage is an inspiration, brother.”)
A graduate of Fisk University and the former leader of the Freedom Riders, Sturdy was a driving force in the Civil Rights Movement in opposing segregation and fought for justice and equality to his last breath… or at least that was what he wanted to be known as. Nowadays, people remembered him as a martyr-wannabe who put his supporters at risk for his own cause (and hated by Robert for forcing him to join).Regardless, Sturdy proved to be one of, if not the physically strongest character in the series, overpowering grown men and Robert in his prime to a degree nobody else could. Scaling Ruckus to him is disingenuous, as nobody harmed or contended with Sturdy, but he was still in danger of being killed by bullets he, Diane, and Robert only survived due to the bus they drove in. Robert also accused him of wanting to die so he could become a martyr, which he didn’t refute or deny, indicating weapons like guns and explosives are still effective on Sturdy. By extension, this also proved that vehicles are stronger and tougher than him.
While Ruckus can’t scale to him physically, his stronger gear (especially vehicles like the school bus) should, with lethal ones potentially upscaling his physicality. And of course, this also extends to his support like Betty and the police, who are packing firearms.
- Hurt Robert’s hand with a handshake.
- A man broke his wrist punching him.
- A man swung at him with a wooden club, only for it to snap and knock out two other people.
- Bent a crowbar with ease.
- Overpowered the man who ragdolled Robert.
- Robert was unable to budge or push him.
- Casually restrained and lifted Robert with one hand.
- Kicked down a bus door.
Other
By virtue of scaling to the above mentioned characters, Uncle Ruckus should scale or upscale from the following cast in The Boondocks.
- Jazmine withstood Riley hitting her over the head with a plastic lightsaber in the comic strips.
- An R. Kelly protester launched a supporter meters away into a water fountain.
- A little kid pushed over a supermarket shelf.
- Cristal kept up with a car in traffic while wearing high heels. (13.411 - 31.293 m/s) (Superhuman)
- While Cristal’s running speed was noted to be unusual, ordinary men kept up with her, and Huey and Riley kept up with similar men in later episodes, implying she’s not too far above the norm.
- Officer Frank survived being shot multiple times in the gun battle between Ed III and Rummy and Middle Eastern store owners.
- Gangstalicious survived bleeding out for 45 minutes after getting shot.
- Bernard Jefferson survived being shot by two assault rifles until he was put into a full body cast.
- Deborah Leevil threw her shoe to stab one of her board members’ neck.
- An elementary schooler tossed a chair across a classroom.
- Thugnificent dodged and outran shotgun blasts.
- Jingmei survived getting beaten by three members of the Wushung Kickball Team at once.
- A man kicked away a drive-thru speaker in a fit of rage.
- Omar Muhammad took multiple kicks to the nuts from Jack Flowers.
- A terrorist sliced off a woman’s head with a sword.
- Kardashia Kardashian walked around with a butt heavy enough to turn up a couch while Huey and Riley were sitting on it.
Jax
Digital Circus Members/Players
(~Gangle and Zooble and Kinger, too, Ragatha, Jax, and there’s Kaufmo, woohoo~)
The mentally ill, self-loathing, and relatable mess we grew attached to. Jax went on numerous adventures with them and they were always portrayed as comparable, to the point where missions and plot points hinged on them working together instead of fighting one another (barring the time Caine made them shoot each other, which actually helped most of them except Jax, ironically).Between bullying Gangle, manhandling Ragatha, and fending off Pomni despite not wanting to fight her, Jax is one of the stronger members in the Circus (granted, there weren’t that many to compare him to), with Kinger singling him and Zooble out as the toughest opponents in a gun fight (and likely general combat as well).
- Kinger twitched fast enough to create afterimages.
- Ragatha survived getting thrashed by an Abstracted Kaufmo.
- Pomni outran and evaded Kaufmo. (20.818 m/s, likely higher)
- Pomni got punched away by a mechanical boxing glove twice.
- Zooble survived getting eaten by the Gloink Queen.
- Pomni withstood getting stretched apart by two trucks.
- Kinger lifted and threw an anchor. (11.532 Kilojoules and 20.875 m/s, likely higher)
- Pomni snapped a giant lollipop. (7.877 Kilojoules and 10.048 metric tons, likely higher)
- Pomni, alongside Gummigoo, survived being in a tanker truck that made an explosion. (0.195 tons of TNT)
- Pomni and Kinger survived being in a crashed dumbwaiter.
- Zooble survived falling for half a minute. (83.744 Kilojoules - 1.37 Megajoules)
- Gangle tanked an explosive attached to her. (0.00827 Tons of TNT)
- Kinger drew on a chalkboard quickly. (20.4 m/s - Mach 0.119)
- Zooble knocked out Bazooble, their evil clone, with a softball. (1.529 Kilojoules and Mach 0.3619)
- Kinger dodged gunshots from close range. (Mach 0.548)
- Pomni survived friendly fire from Jax.
- Zooble and Gangle dodged bullets while running down a tube. (Mach 0.153 - 0.163)
- Gangle split a large tube with her Tommy gun.
- Zooble moved in tandem with Pomni’s ricocheting bullet. (Mach 0.277 - 1.237, likely lower) (Debatable, likely Inapplicable High-End)
- To skip a BTV segment, Zooble was blatantly blitzed by the bullet to the point where they couldn’t react or dodge it, and got outpaced and tagged by it from a considerable distance, likely nulling Supersonic speed scaling.
- According to Zooble, Jax offscreen had:
- Ran over Zooble with a steamroller.
- Pushed Gangle into a pool of piranhas.
- Set Zooble on fire.
- Mailed Zooble a pipe bomb.
- Threw Zooble into an active volcano. (137.571 Kilojoules, potentially higher) (See Before the Verdicts)
- Pomni survived getting struck by lightning. (0.239 - 2.39 Tons of TNT)
- While it wasn’t cloud-to-ground lightning, it was conjured by Caine during a fit of rage and madness and he intended to harm the Circus Members this time, so it most likely compares to real lightning.
- Pomni survived getting mauled by alligator versions of Gummigoo, Max, and Chad.
- Gangle survived getting run over by a truck.
NPCs
(~Day after day—day after—day after day we fly, past the Moon and the Sun and we don’t know why~)
In Caine’s adventures, he created and reused NPCs who would provide challenges yet be defeated by the players. Even stronger ones like the Gloink Queen and the Angel could be scaled, as Ragatha survived a beating from Kaufmo similarly to the former and Kinger harmed the latter with a shotgun. The Fudge never fought the players, but he was knocked out by Gummigoo’s truck, which the Candy Truck was built to match, so that specific vehicle scales to him.For why Caine, the Moon, and the Sun aren’t here, see Before the Verdict.
- A trio of Gloinks knocked over a lightpost.
- The Gloinks ripped apart and carried Zooble.
- Dr. Football’s angry face left an imprint on a door.
- The Gloink Queen towered over the main cast and later was shown eating other NPCs.
- Max was uninjured from being dragged over rocky terrain by a tanker truck.
Gummigoo became a Tumblr Sexyman rivaling Jax and Kinger.- Gummigoo survived a long drop.
- The Fudge towered over the Candy Truck and carried it and Gummigoo’s truck.
- The giant centipede NPC is, well… a giant centipede. (1.3 Kilojoules)
- It also ate a softball in one bite. (723.237 Joules) (Not exactly a softball, but something similar)
Abstracted Humans
(“…when you reach your breaking point, something really terrible can happen.”)
The unfortunate souls who lost their humanity before being sent down into the cellar by Caine.
While the Circus Members were helpless against Abstracted people (Jax and Pomni ran away from Kaufmo and Ragatha got mauled), they still outran and survived hits from them, showing they aren’t too far behind physically.
Little Runmo (Debatable)
(“Hint: Falling in pits kills you… I sometimes wonder, at what point in a pit do you actually die?”)
The protagonist of a previous work of the same name by Gooseworx. When asked if they could beat any of TADC cast in a fight, she replied “absolutely none,” implying Jax upscales the green goober, even though they never met.
Whether this is valid or not will be discussed in the Before the Verdict section.
- Killed Little Dangers (the shelled enemy in the image above) by jumping on them Mario-style.
- Dashed a distance in a few frames.
- Hurt the Dring King with a punch and slipped out of his grip.
- Moved in tandem with, though failed to outrun, bullets.
- Survived a long fall.
- Ran tens of meters in a few seconds.
- Could move fast enough to appear as a blur. (Subsonic)
- Was somehow heavy enough to pull Pikit through a hole (likely Toon Force).
- Ripped off Jumpmo’s head.
Weaknesses
Uncle Ruckus
Despite his accomplishments, Uncle Ruckus is still human, susceptible to heatstroke and sickness.
His greatest weakness is his internalized racism and vitriol hatred towards the black community. On numerous occasions, he has underestimated and dehumanized them out of belief they were inferior to white people. For example, he dismissed them as uneducated savages (despite Huey being one of the smartest and calmest characters), lack qualities to be great fighters (most of the strongest characters, including himself, were black), had no artistic talents (he’s a talented musician), were inherently ugly (two of his black friends were married at some point and he fell in love with Ebony Brown), were lazy, etc… you get the picture.
Because of this, he sabotages himself by adhering to subservient roles towards white people, subconsciously believing he was incapable of anything more. He projects this by thinking they waste their opportunities and potential by indulging in their vices and bringing out the worst in each other (which the show proved was true for some of them, but not all). His hatred of them, in fact, led to him quitting all his jobs, debasing himself with the same stereotypes he used to bully black people, and unsuccessfully committing suicide after learning he didn’t have any white heritage.
His antagonism can also bite him in his buffalo-sized *ss, as the Hateocracy sent him to the hospital after he insulted and challenged them to a three-on-one fight (which he didn’t defend himself from, from what little was shown).
His reverence towards white folks causes him to overestimate their supposed virtues while downplaying their vices, such as believing a white woman like Sarah fetishizes black men like Tom out of sympathy, juxtaposed by her kicking him out over a petty argument, or believing Massa Colonel was a brave and noble slave owner, when he oppressed and abused them.
He also attributed feats they didn’t earn or deserve (e.g., believing the GPS was invented solely by white people, when it was based on algorithms made by a black woman, Gladys West) and deflected blame from them while placing it on black people, such as penalizing Riley for touching Cindy during a basketball game, even though Cindy touched him first.
Ruckus’ love for white people made him disregard his own life in favor of theirs, even though they don’t reward him and are willing to put him under minimum wage. An egregious example being the police wrongly assaulting him and he was to be given a 7-figure settlement, but he turned it down in favor of joining them, overlooking their flaws and incompetence. White children, adults, authorities, and business owners have taken advantage of his loyalty to insult, abuse, disrespect, and manipulate him for their own ends or amusement. Even after his brothers revealed Mister’s abuse stemmed partially from maltreatment from his white employers, he still argued they must’ve had reasons because “it’s not in the white man’s nature to be cruel for no reason.”
His ignorance and stubbornness prevented him from accepting harsh truths, like the legend of “Catcher/Catcha Freeman” being based on untrue myths surrounding the son of Massa Colonel, Tobias Lynchwater, who stole the credit of the actual hero of the story, Thelma Freeman, and Mister revealing that Bunny lied to him about being white, instead doubling down on his misconceptions and delusions.
For all big talk and attitude, he can be cowardly and self-serving. When he was threatened by Gangstalicious’ ex and his gang, he sold him and Riley out to save himself. When Robert hired him to babysit his grandsons, they chased him out with BB guns. During a prison riot, he left Huey and Riley with inmates while escorting the white children. After provoking the Hateocracy, he cowered as they beat him. Finally, when the Freemans staged their rebellion, he chose to escape with Ed II instead of opposing them.
Jax
While putting on the mask of someone who’s confident and unrepentant of his acts, Jax is more insecure, self-conscious, emotionally frail, and unstable than he will admit. He teeters on the edge of Abstracting and refuses to accept help from others or be vulnerable around them, which exacerbates his issues. He’s so insecure he’ll be confused and frightened by people heaping praise on him.
Arrogant and narcissistic, he proclaims to be the “pinnacle of masculinity” and “peak male performance,” though this may be a defense mechanism against his insecurities and self-loathing, as he disparages himself when no one else is looking.
Jax is short-tempered and irritable, unable to take being the butt of jokes despite doing the same to others, and prone to letting his emotions get the better of him, like lashing out at Pomni for (what he assumed to be her) blaming him for some of the other humans Abstracting, when she was trying to deconstruct his “character.” This reached its nadir when given the chance to either leave the circus or be stuck there forever; Jax, in a moment of weakness while undergoing flashbacks to his apparent life in the real world (reminiscent of PTSD), pressed the button that would’ve entrapped them without their say in the matter. While he tried to deflect by placing the blame on Caine, this still showed his lack of self-control, as he made an impulsive decision he regretted without thinking it through until it was too late.
While the Circus Members get along well, they’re also slightly dysfunctional as a group, as their mental health disorders and deep-rooted issues have caused in-fighting, misunderstandings, and hasty decision making during tense or stressful situations. Jax, in particular, was a terrible team player who sabotages the others for his amusement, to the point where Ragatha and Zooble had to team up with Kinger and Gangle to keep them away from him. Pomni was the only one who willingly teamed up with Jax, and even then, Jax doubles down on his coping mechanism after they started bonding and left a hole in their friendship (though, the silver lining is Pomni still cares for him even after this).
He doubles down further by claiming he doesn’t have any problems worth helping after a talk with Zooble, only to later be depressed and nearly Abstract in his room.
Like the rest of the Digital Circus members, he’s susceptible to mind manipulation, possession, and having his memories accessed, as proven by Caine after his machinations were exposed.
Mental weaknesses aside, pulling on his ears hurt him, and the Digital Circus avatars are stated to have a weak spot on the back of their heads susceptible to blunt force trauma, though given Gooseworx’s history of trolling/joking comments, it’s unknown if this is true, especially since this hasn’t been demonstrated in any media.
The Circus Members’ own weapons can backfire or be used against them, as the Stupid Sauce affected Ragatha after she accidentally splashed it into her eye (and it later intoxicated Zooble), the guns have been stolen by opponents and their ricochetting shots can hit the user, and Jax’s “Australian extremist bomb” was implied to be a threat to the group (though, it’s doubtful it can kill them, given the nature of the circus). The guns also need to reload after using up ammo.
Before the Verdicts
General
How would these two fight?
You’ve probably read this blog and wondered, “How could Jax and Ruckus fight if one is in a digital world while the other is analog?” I actually thought about that. You see, “Uncle Ruckus” for this fight, instead of the real deal, will be treated as one of Caine’s NPCs for an adventure. Caine is able to create entire realities and AI with human-like sentience, so it’s possible for him to recreate the world of The Boondocks without needing the humans to leave the circus (not like he’ll want them to leave anyways).
Given his… macabre ideas, it wouldn’t out of the ordinary for Caine to come up with a fight-to-the-death scenario for Jax, especially given the latter’s penchant for violence and chaos (at least when he’s in a decent state of mind). He has a good reason for doing this too, as Jax was the one who broke the other Circus Members’ trust in Caine, so being the petty and self-centered AI he is, Caine will force Jax into an adventure where he needs to fight for his (digital) life, even if it’s meant to vent out frustrations instead of pure malice.
The NPC Ruckus will be more-or-less the same as his real counterpart, only compatible with the Digital Circus’ existence so he can interact with the players, which will be necessary for a fight to happen. In terms of timeline, there’s a moment in Episode 8 where the Circus Members were forced to participate in hellish adventures by Caine for “several days,” making a good set-up for a DEATH BATTLE to occur.
Uncle Ruckus
Cross Continuity Scaling
While the TV Show is the most known and popular medium of The Boondocks, it also started off as a comic strip in the early to mid 2000s before the 2019 comics made on Instagram (which are unfortunately difficult to find past the first few issues).
Many scenes in the TV Show echo similar events in the comics, such as Riley hitting a Mall Santa with a folding chair in “A Huey Freeman Christmas” and Ruckus being a Mall Santa at the end of the episode like in his debut appearance.
More examples of the animated series referencing the comic strips include:
- Commercials in “…Or Die Trying” warning against pirating movies.
- Huey arguing with Jazmine about the Tooth Fairy in “The Real.”
- Uncle Ruckus quoting himself nigh-verbatim on two occasions.
- Riley messing up a fire hydrant and arguing with Jazmine on the pricing of her lemonade in “The Block is Hot.”
- The Freemans’ extended relatives from New Orleans visiting after Hurricane Katrina in “Invasion of the Katrinians.”
- Mr. Petto being sued for being accused of making racially insensitive remarks towards a black student (Riley) in “The S-Word,” which he actually feared would happen in the comic strips due to his and the Principal’s ignorance towards black people.
- And so on…
That being said, there are also differences between media that need to be pointed out, which muddle the idea of treating them as the same.
Infamously, Cindy in the comics was a stereotypical “dumb blonde” girly girl who was insensitive towards black people and their culture due to lack of proper exposure to them (she implied her father was a racist). In contrast to her TV counterpart, who was a gangster-wannabe like Riley; they were also friends in this continuity, while in the comics, Riley couldn’t stand her and used her as a patsy for a crime he committed. She was friends with Jazmine in the original source material, but they hardly interacted in the show.
In “Breaking Granddad,” Jazmine was shown admiring her hair after applying Huey’s Bomb Wave Cream as hair gel. This was a carryover from the comics where she had low self-esteem due to her biracial heritage and afro preventing her from having long straight hair like her mother, even though the show didn’t explore this aspect of her.
Characters unique to either continuities such as Michael Caesar (comic strips) or A Pimp Named Slickback (TV Show) also don’t appear in the other, so it’s not as if, say, anything Caesar did in the comics could be scaled to show characters like Bushido Brown, Luna, Thugnificent, etc. (The comic strips barely have any feats anyways.)
Overall, while the comics strips and TV Show are similar enough to be composited, it’s a case-by-case situation due to the differences in continuities, with the TV Show making up most of this analysis due to having a lot more to deliver in terms of feats and story (and it’s also where the characters get their most iconic depictions).
Laser-Timing Boondocks?
An incredibly overlooked feat (for good reason) in the first episode when Huey fired a BB Gun at Ed Wuncler I just after he left the Freeman Residence. Robert’s hand and a BB pellet fired by said gun were able to move in tandem with the laser sight, which seemingly suggests relativistic reaction/combat speeds. Unfortunately, it’s clearly an outlier.Not a single feat afterwards reached this level of speed, with even the fastest ones calculated to be Supersonic to Hypersonic. The only times the characters interacted with lasers again were in “A Date with the Health Inspector” and “A Huey Freeman Christmas,” both of which have laser sights reach their targets instantly with nobody reacting or moving alongside them.
Therefore, this feat is inapplicable.
The Martin Luther King Jr. Episode
In the episode “Return of the King,” unlike in real life, Martin Luther King Jr was alive and got to see how modern America developed since his time. Needless to say, he was disappointed with post-9/11 politics, the complacency of the people whose rights he got shot for, and the use of his name under fast food commercialism. It ended with him giving an epic speech to his “followers” and leaving for Canada, which sparked a national uprising of the black community, culminating in Oprah Winfrey becoming the 2020 President.However, the end of the episode had Huey as the narrator saying “It’s fun to dream,” suggesting all of it was his literal dream or imagination of how events could’ve played out if the King wasn’t killed back in 1968. So does that mean certain parts of it aren’t true, like Ruckus throwing bricks or him and Robert meeting MLK Jr?
Nah, Ruckus very much owned bricks he likes to throw at political targets, as seen in “It’s a Black President Huey,” and Robert meeting MLK isn’t out of the ordinary seeing as he got entangled into affairs with the Civil Rights Movement, including unwittingly joining the Freedom Riders in “Freedom Ride or Die” or claiming to have met other figures like Jesse Jackson, who was MLK’s protégé.
Not to mention, the episode was dreamt up by Huey, one of the smartest characters in the series, and someone who has such a strong understanding of people’s actions, motives, and agendas he could predict events that would transpire before they even happened, as Riley could attest to.
So despite the episode being fictitious, the events that happened in it are true to the way the characters themselves would react or interact with MLK (and honestly, Ruckus trying and failing to interrupt King’s speeches would be in-character).
Uncle Ruckus’ Lightning Bolt Feat
By far the single greatest feat Ruckus achieved, it’s important to put it under scrutiny to gauge how impressive it really was.The first step was estimating how powerful the lightning was. At first, I tried calculating how much energy Maryland (the state Woodcrest was in) had before the power grid went down. You can find the results in this unfinished calc I did, based on a similar calc of Red Hot Chili Pepper from JoJo’s absorbing Moriah’s electric grid, resulting in 0.000578 - 1.0636 Tons of TNT.
These are smaller than the numbers I gave Ruckus beneath his Durability segment, so why didn’t I use them? It’s simple. Lightning is estimated to have energy ranging from 1 gigajoule all the way to 10 gigajoules, though 5 and 7 gigajoules are more common in nature. While lightning only lasts for milliseconds, hence why real humans can potentially survive them, the one Ruckus was struck by lasted for seconds, long enough for regular people in-verse to perceive and notice it before it dissipates (note the 4.45 second timeframe was based how long we’ve seen the lightning onscreen, it could potentially be a little longer than that).
Is it an outlier, though? Since we’ve seen Street to Wall Level feats far more often in The Boondocks the lightning would stick out like a sore thumb… if not for the kickball episode (fyi, this is a favorite episode of me and my friends). It’s a somewhat confusing attempt, due to the variables needed to be examined, but I estimated that for Huey and Ming’s final moves, they would have to scale up to 6.085 Tons of TNT, based on the destruction laid by the kickball Huey launched and Ming reflected with physical force.
The numbers add up to the relative performances between the feats. Ruckus tanking lightning only destroyed his tumor and he got up afterwards. Huey blocking the fiery kickball, on the other hand, which was over twice as strong as Ruckus’ feat, broke his arms and he collapsed from pain and exhaustion. Since Ruckus and Huey proved to be comparable in their martial arts duel, and are considered archenemies in-universe, they should be capable of replicating each other’s feats.
What’s more debatable, though, was the speed scaling. By calculating the distance Ruckus moved in comparison to the lightning, he would reach a speed of Mach 217 to 237, at most. Even low-balling this by counting the amount of frames, he would still achieve Mach 54.338 to 59.470.
The fastest quantifiable feat in the series besides this one was Ming reflecting Huey’s fiery kickball, which got up to Mach 6.552, 8.29x slower than even the lowest end of Ruckus moving in tandem with lightning. Technically, this wasn’t depicted as either Ming or Huey’s speed limit, as they couldn’t do more than react and block it due to tournament rules. At the same time, Huey’s fastest attack being clocked at Mach 5 whereas his movement speed is far greater would be unusual, given The Boondocks characters’ reliance on melee combat.
If scaling Ruckus to even the High Hypersonic ends are questionable, then scaling him to Massively Hypersonic would definitely be out of the question, especially since there are no other feats anywhere near as fast as this one (except for the laser outlier as detailed above).
All in all, while power and durability from the lightning can be used, estimating speed based on it is capricious, if not unreliable.
TLDR: Ruckus legitimately scales to the power of the lightning and it’s consistent with Huey, his rival, also achieving the other highest feat via the fiery kickball. However, scaling them to the speed of the lightning is more questionable.
Jax
Does anyone scale to Caine (or the Moon and the Sun)?
(Hahaha!!!… %$!# no.)
From the start, it’s clear Caine is the metaphorical and literal God Tier of the Digital Circus, throwing the Abstracted into the cellar with telekinesis while the main cast can only run and hide, creating entire worlds for fun, and in the Happy Place song, he’s capable of bodying all six of the main characters, who were helpless until Pomni pulled the plug on him, which turned out to be false hope (kind of like his actual defeat in-series).
He’s also depicted as physically superior to them, having flown Pomni and Jax across the circus faster than they can react and Zooble noted the only reason they were safe under Caine was that he likes them, and even then, Caine threatened to rip them to shreds after losing his temper with them. And Zooble knew this from watching Caine nearly destroy the circus by having a meltdown before he calmed down (which might’ve been an attempt to force Zooble’s cooperation, given his later characterization).
As for the Moon and the Sun? Not only do none of the main cast physically interact with them, the Sun gave a threat of sunburn and fried a shrimp NPC before Pomni even noticed. There’s not enough evidence to conclude Team Jax even so much as downscales from them.
Even in Episode 8, where they finally confronted Caine, they were helpless as he tortured them before Kinger deleted him. In order words, they only “defeated” Caine by bypassing his power. While conjuration should theoretically put them on the same level as Caine, they have far less experience and expertise with it due to only finding out that day, whereas it came naturally to Caine, who practiced and refined it for years. Even Kinger, who had in-depth knowledge of the circus and its inner workings, only suggested hacking Caine to shut down and fix him, not overpower him, meaning even he didn’t think it was possible to beat him in a fair fight, especially since the circus is his home territory where he controls everything.
While the cast technically survived attacks from Caine (e.g., torturing them, blasting them with explosions and lightning, tearing/smashing them, hurling them against a wall, etc.), even in a fit of rage-induced madness, Caine ultimately just wanted the love, attention, and approval of the humans, not kill them. He didn’t take pleasure in tormenting them, despite his jovial attitude, and his last words before dying were laced with regret, making it clear he didn’t go all out against the Circus Members.
In short, nobody scales to Caine, nor the Moon and the Sun for that matter.
No, his personality dies the moment he transforms, being the series equivalent of death/suicide caused by feelings of despair and hopelessness. It’s confirmed that Abstraction takes away a person’s individuality and represents when they’ve reached their mental breaking point, the point of no return.
In other words, “Abstracted Jax” is no longer Jax, and at best, he can force a draw if he manages to kill his opponent in this state, but that’s as far as the Abstracted will go under DEATH BATTLE rules.
Why are we giving Jax support for this fight?
To be frank, I was going to make this a one-vs-one between him and Ruckus, but as I finished Ruckus’ side of the debate, I soon realized something. Uncle Ruckus had the means to summon and call upon outside help via the police, Betty, Ed II, Jimmy, etc. And he’s done this consistently in his home series, making it a standard skill/tactic he could employ. Jax had no equivalent ability under his own power or equipment, so he’s going to get outnumbered 200-to-1 the moment Ruckus decides to get serious.
Since I decided this matchup would be treated as one of Caine’s adventures, I gave Jax the other Circus Members as his own support to counter Ruckus’. This not only ensured a relatively more fair and balanced fight but stays true to Jax’s home series of him and the other humans being sent/forced into adventures where they need to work together to survive and wait for the next heart-stopping adventure.
So… yeah. Gooseworx confirmed on social media that her previous protagonist, Little Runmo, is inferior to the Digital Circus cast, which obviously includes Jax. In case you didn’t know, Runmo was a little green guy of an independent one-shot on Newsground created by Gooseworx, which parodies, deconstructs, and has a unique spin on Platformer games like Mario.
There’s nothing really wrong about the statement, it’s extremely clear cut. She just said Runmo wouldn’t win in a fight against any of the characters (not even Bubble, apparently). No fancy wordplay, no filibusters, or caveats that can be misinterpreted. So scaling is straightforward, right? I just want to give a little heads up for those who follow Gooseworx’s series’.
Not everything she said should be taken at face value.
Gooseworx has a history of making false or joking statements about her characters, series, and (hopefully) suicide. These include lying about Gangle in the Production Comics being able to walk on water, Jax’s fear of corn coming from “the farm,” claiming he didn’t have a tail when it turned out he does (though, it was mysteriously absent in the earlier episodes), etc. Goose even admitted in an interview that she lies and acts vague all the time, sometimes for fun and sometimes to escape annoying questions.
That isn’t to say she doesn’t tell truths, though, usually when it comes to serious storytelling or clarifications of her worlds and how she constructed them.
It doesn’t really matter in the end. Runmo’s feats aren’t too different from the Circus Members’. Moving faster than the eye can see, surviving long falls, and breaking or snapping something with brute force (the neck of somebody similar to him versus a giant lollipop), and so on. This is to make sure Gooseworx’s statements are truthful instead of half-truths or lies and if they hold up under scrutiny.
Runmo is pretty interesting despite only having a 16-minute video (and a fan-made video game) to himself, but he won’t have a big impact on the verdict.
Can Jax even be killed in a DEATH BATTLE?
A constant complaint/argument about TADC characters is how they can be killed in a battleboard literally named DEATH BATTLE. After all, it’s been stated in- and out-of-universe the humans can’t die because the Digital Circus prevents that; it’s even alluded by Caine some humans tried to kill themselves to no avail (like drowning in the Digital Lake). Abstraction is the closest thing to death for them, and it’s a long, arduous process of the victim reaching their mental breaking point, which can take more time than what would realistically occur in a fight to the death.
But where immortality comes, there’s some drawbacks to be had. While researching, I’ve discovered ways in which the characters can be beaten even without the need to permanently kill them.
In Episode 5, Zooble knocked out their clone, Bazooble, with a softball. While Zooble is a human and Bazooble wasn’t, they had the same model, just customized differently by Caine, so they should have similar durability (pain resistance is implied, as Bubble apparently enjoys being popped and the Shrimp NPC didn’t so much as scream as it got roasted by the Sun). This, along with Jax manhandling Evil Jax, show the avatars can be overpowered and incapacitated.
Episode 6 showed despite their immortality, the Circus Members can still be damaged, with gunshots destroying sections of their body, and they become incapacitated if their heads are destroyed. Unless it’s a feature added by Caine (he does control the circus after all), this implies the head is the core component or “brain” needed to control their avatars, which is made more explicit with Caine pulling out and affecting Pomni’s brain in Episode 8. This leads to a potential reason why the humans can’t die; their avatars are vessels for their souls, so damage to the body doesn’t violate its rules, since their essence still lives (though, they can still feel pain, since it’s more or less their equivalent to physical bodies).
A recurring thing regarding their regeneration is that, while they can survive wounds that destroy their entire bodies (such as being reduced to ashes), they can’t seem to regrow lost body parts without help. While Gangle survived her body being popped like a balloon and her head blown off by a cannon, it should be noted these took place in the presence of Caine, who can heal people with a literal snap of his fingers. Just before, the gang had their mouths removed by Caine but spontaneously regain them after he imbedded them into cards.
By the end of Caine’s song, the Circus Members were unable to pull themselves together even though they could still move and Jax’s eyes didn’t retract automatically like Pomni’s after days of tortuous adventures because he was that exhausted from dealing with his crap.
Whenever the Circus Members regenerated from their wounds, it always involved some kind of mass left behind. Ragatha getting impaled by a spike through the chest? She still had her main body, so the hole could’ve closed itself as soon as she pulled her arms out. Kinger got cut into six pieces? Each piece was still intact, so it’s easy for him to be pushed back together. He got turned into ash? Again, he still technically had all of his mass, just turned into bulk material. Pomni being smeared? You get the picture. Decapitation? Head is easily replaceable, as shown by Zooble.
Hypothetically, if they were to lose a sufficient portion of their body, it could prevent them from healing a proportionate section until they regain it. Otherwise, Zooble wouldn’t be inconvenienced each time they get disassembled. In fictional terms, compare it to Luffy vs Buggy from One Piece.
Or maybe Episode 9 will prove me wrong and show them regenerating from complete total destruction, lol. But until then, with the information I’m given, I’ll treat this as the limit to Jax, and therefore the Circus Members’, regeneration.
So, if the opponents don’t have any means to bypass or null the circus residents’ immortality, they still have a few ways of winning regardless.
- Enough damage to the avatars, while it wouldn’t kill them, can incapacitate them, since they’re susceptible to being knocked out, losing body parts, or feeling pain and fatigue. It’s also implied damage to their “brains” can prevent the avatars from moving.
- While the avatars regenerate from damage, they’re never shown to regrow lost body mass without outside help (at least to a sufficient degree), so rendering them unrecoverable or in a compromising state can render them useless or unable to fight back.
- Since they can still feel pain and fatigue, it’s possible to beat, injure, or exhaust them into submission, as Caine did when he tortured them for days. Their resistance is more akin to pain dampening, as unfiltered pain was shown to affect them significantly (e.g., Ragatha could barely move after being jumbled by Kaufmo and Zooble couldn’t stand touching a hot stove for more than a few seconds).
TLDR: In contrast to what some may think, it’s possible to beat the Circus Members with brute force, attrition, or trickery, taking advantage of loopholes to render them immobile or unable to fight, at least in theory.
Zooble Surviving a Volcano
One of the later feats in the series is Jax allegedly tossing Zooble into an active volcano, based on their recollection of all the cr*p he put them and Gangle through.
At first glance, one might look at it and assume Zooble tanked an erupting volcano to the face and thus should scale to 24 megatons of TNT, based on the eruption of Mt. Saint Helen. However, a few facts debunk this feat easily.
First, it happened offscreen, so we don’t know the context behind it. Did Zooble fall into a volcano as it erupted before coming out unscathed, or were they incinerated and needed to be healed/revived by Caine? Remember, just because the humans can’t be killed doesn’t mean their avatars are indestructible, as they’ve been harmed repeatedly by things far less severe than a volcanic eruption, and there’s no evidence Zooble survived anything more than a dip into molten lava, if they survived at all. A character who fell into lava and got burned horribly counts as “surviving” it, but not on the same level as someone swimming through it as though it’s water.
Second, there’s surface area to be taken into account for. Depending on the size of the volcano compared to Zooble, the energy distributed to them would be minuscule because they take up a relatively small amount of space (not helped by their skinny frame and body parts). A nuclear explosion, for example, could have a yield of 200 Megatons of TNT, but if the character is small enough and stands at a far distance, they’ll only need to tank roughly 20 to 5 tons of TNT. Pomni’s feat of surviving her crush Gummigoo’s truck creating an explosion being less than the explosion itself is another example of this happening in-universe.
Third, Zooble’s survival could be attributed to resistance and not purely durability. A stab proof vest could protect you from a knife but not a gunshot, and vice-versa with a bulletproof vest. A simple dip in lava with enough heat resistance would count as a durability feat only in relation to the heat of the lava itself, not the source of the lava flow unless a character were to directly influence or interact with most of it (which the TADC cast aside from maybe Caine would be unable to).
Even taking this feat at face value, it would be an outlier due to the lack of supporting feats, as the characters consistently performed Street to Small Building Level at their peak and suddenly jumping up to City Level based on a vague statement of an offscreen feat would make for a weak argument in a VS debate. The only character who would reliably be at least City Level is Caine, who as mentioned before, is obviously superior to the main cast.
So, the safest way to scale Zooble would be to estimate how much heat they would have to endure and measure it in joules, as seen in the Scaling section above.
Verdicts
Befitting these combatants, this seemingly straightforward matchup is more multifaceted than it appears. We’ll look at 7 categories: Stats, Equipment, Abilities, Attrition, Skill, Support, and Mentality.
Stats
Despite being a fat old man and a skinny rabbit, respectively, Ruckus and Jax are surprisingly strong, fast, and durable. Physicality can make or break this battle, so it’s important to go over it first.
Starting with Ruckus, he’s shown to be strong enough to overpower adult men, whether it’d be an obese man in a movie theater, an overweight security guard, or a fit music star. He has also suplexed said security guard with ease, who looked to be at least as big as him (116+ kg, going with my estimate of Ruckus’ weight above). But the real meat is his scaling to the Freeman family.
Huey and Ruckus are portrayed as near-equals in their martial arts duel and official merchandise, with Ruckus winning their first fight, thus should scale to feats like surviving a car explosion from a distance, surviving hits from martial artists who can break concrete and tear people’s hearts out, and brutalizing the Wushung Kickball Team, who can knock down trees, tear a human body apart, and leave craters on concrete walls with kickballs.
The best feat Ruckus can scale to is Huey launching a kickball with enough force to set it on fire and his rival Ming kicking it back hard enough to carve a trench through the ground… and Huey caught it with his bare hands. While he snapped his arms from the effort, it still required him to resist a force of 7.3064 metric tons and energy worth 6.085 Tons of TNT. This isn’t too far off from Ruckus’ own feat of surviving a lightning strike up to 2.39 Tons of TNT, meaning they get up to Large Building Level power and durability.
On Jax’s end, he generally manhandles the other players, like knocking Kinger back with a bowling ball, constantly picking on Gangle, tossing Ragatha into a deep fryer, smashing Zooble into pieces, and getting into a lover’s quarrel catfight with Pomni, despite being hesitant to fight her while she was actively being physical with him. While they tend to give him back as much as he gives, since they’re all comparable to each other and went on the same adventures together, he scales to all of their feats.
Gangle, his favored punching bag, survived being run over by a truck (twice) and tanked a dynamite explosion of 0.00827 Tons of TNT. Zooble has survived falling for half a minute, which given their size and approximate weight, should have an energy of up to 1.37 Megajoules, and presumably lava from an erupting volcano, which requires them to survive 137.571 Kilojoules. But it’s Pomni who gives Jax’s best scalings, like being in a truck that made an explosion, which, given her surface area, means she had to endure 0.195 Tons of TNT, and tanked lightning from an enraged Caine, which should be similar to actual lightning, and thus, reach up to 2.39 Tons of TNT, the same as Ruckus’ lightning bolt feat.
As the Circus Members frequently harm each other physically (such as Jax and Pomni’s fight), their durabilities should scale to their strengths and vice-versa. Ruckus still has the edge, as his 6.085 Tons of TNT scaling via Huey is 2.546x greater than Jax’s 2.39 Tons of TNT scaling via Pomni. But what should be noted is that Pomni took Caine’s lightning without visible damage, whereas God’s lightning was enough to destroy Ruckus’ tumor, suggesting a higher threshold of damage for Circus residents. Both sides can also take hits from beings stronger than them, such as the Hateocracy, the Abstracted, and Caine (albeit, the Circus Members can’t fully scale to him), meaning, well, it’s possible the two are closer than their metrics imply.
The Abstracted, in particular, can smash through walls, floors, and toss around the players like ragdolls, which are similar to feats performed by powerhouses in Ruckus’ world, further pushing the idea he and Jax are comparable in strength and durability. Ruckus having a higher known limit puts him ahead, but not by much, and technically, Jax has greater lifting strength due to Pomni breaking a giant lollipop, which required 10.048 metric tons, surpassing Huey barely stopping a fiery kickball (he also broke his arms doing it, whereas Pomni did her feat by accident, so there’s no way Ruckus can overpower Jax in a grapple, in the same way Jax will have a hard time outboxing Ruckus).
With strength being a near-deadlock, what about speed? Unfortunately for Jax, despite being a bunny, he’s losing the race to a tortoise of an old man, like in the old fable.
Ruckus is capable of dodging 118 bullets fired at him with his eyes closed and his whip breaks the sound barrier at Mach 1.173 - 1.238. He’s kept up with Huey, whose fiery kickball moves at Mach 5 due to being fast enough to burn up in the atmosphere, to which his sports rival Ming needs to move between Mach 4.077 - 6.552 to reflect it, based on her relative position and movement compared to it. Others in The Boondocks have accomplished similarly impressive feats, such as Robert dodging fighter planes in a Mustang, Ed III and Rummy dodging bullets, and Stinkmeaner blitzing an old lady (in his weakest body, no less).
Jax’s own feats, while impressive, don’t stack up to Ruckus. By himself, he’s moved fast enough to leave behind dust clouds, create afterimages, and dodging and reacting to bullets at Mach 0.2276. Even when involving scaling with his fellow Circus Prisoners, none of them surpass Subsonic, with Kinger being the fastest at Mach 0.548 (Zooble slightly moving in tandem with Pomni’s ricochetting bullet gets results up to Mach 1.237, but it’s almost certainly an outlier due to them failing to dodge or react to it). This means Jax is roughly 12x slower than Ruckus at his best.
Jax’s best speed actually comes from his guns, which naturally fire bullets at supersonic speeds, but they’re independent of his own speed and are portrayed as faster than the players. Even if we scale Jax’s reactions to the fastest guns (the M16A1), he would only reach Mach 2.799, 2.34 times slower than Ruckus. And that’s being generous, since the players have been tagged and outpaced by bullets before, meaning the even faster Ruckus would have no problems laying the beatdown on Jaxy boy.
Due to slightly greater strength and durability, but far greater speed, Ruckus takes the lead in stats.
Equipment
Since we know Jax is likely to lose in fisticuffs, let’s see if their tools and arsenals can change the tide.
As extensive as Ruckus’ gear seems, many of them are either useless or have their functionality overshadowed by other equipment. The rope and handcuffs are unlikely to work on Jax, due to his plastic body allowing him to squeeze through tight spaces, and his greater lifting strength means he can overpower Ruckus and tear his way free when he tries to constrain him (Stinkmeaner, when possessing Tom, did so to a handcuff, so there’s no reason Jax can’t do the same).
Electroshock tools like the dog collar won’t be effective either, as the Circus Members can resist electricity to the point of tanking lightning, to an even better degree than Ruckus himself. None of them have gaseous weapons or attacks (unless you count Jax blowing hot air), so the gas mask has no functionality. Neither do the skincare products, which don’t even do anything for Ruckus (and the Circus Members can likely resist their side-effects, since they’re not organic, but digital constructs in a computer like a Digimon). Finally, the bricks, book, and darts may be good throwing tools, but since the players can resist pain and regenerate from damage, they’re literally wastes of space and effort (and I suspect some of them, specifically Kinger, may enjoy reading, so it’s more useful to them than Ruckus).
Then we move up to equipment that’s actually useful, starting with semi-examples. Ruckus’ melee weapons, especially his nunchucks and whip, can take advantage of his strength and speed to clobber Jax, though it comes with the caveat of needing to be within close-range, which may open him up to Jax’s guns. The job application may trigger Jax and Gangle, believe it or not, since neither of them (especially Gangle) have fond memories of the Spudsy’s adventure, which ended with everyone being miserable, though Gangle has her happy and manic masks as first lines of defense and Jax may destroy the application out of spite/annoyance, like when he ate Evil Jax or shot Ragatha.
Due to Kinger needing darkness to be lucid, the flashlight can incapacitate him, though it should be noted he has resisted light in dark enough areas (such as muzzle flashes in a dark room or a computer screen in his pillow fort) and he and the others can protect him by placing a bucket over his head. While he’ll essentially be blinded, he still has his marksmanship and ricochet super move to defend himself. The lawnmower may be able to shred the Circus Members, particularly Jax’s skin and Gangle’s body, but it’s not something they can’t recover from, as Kinger casually shrugged off being shredded.
The branding iron may be able to overcome the Circus Gang’s heat resistance, due to being designed to burn marks into people, which in The Boondocks would require temperatures hotter than the fiery kickball Huey blocked (which didn’t burn him on contact), which should reach 1500ºC, since that’s the heat of hypersonic objects. By comparison, Zooble surviving lava reaches up to 1200ºC. However, the branding iron requires an external heat source to prepare, which Ruckus lacks (unless he uses his electrical tools to induce Joule heating, but that’s a big assumption, since he’s not the brightest guy in the room).
The first unambiguously good items in Ruckus’ disposal are his handheld metal detector and communication devices. With the metal detector, Ruckus can pick up and become aware of metal objects Jax has, like his guns and bat. With his phone, walkie-talkie, whistle, and megaphone, he can more easily send orders and relay information to his support during the chaos of battle, especially if it escalates into an army fight (since he has over hundreds of people at his beck and call).
As for Jax, his keys aren’t very good here, since there are not going to be many doors that need unlocking. The bowling ball serves a similar purpose to Ruckus’ bricks, but he only has one whereas Ruckus has an entire supply. The baseball bat can launch a softball hard enough to knock out those comparable to Jax, but it can be stolen or lost (especially in a battle involving multiple combatants), and while the bat itself doubles as a melee weapon, Ruckus being much faster and more skilled means he can reliably avoid each swing from Jax.
The knives and vacuum cleaner aren’t going to be much use to Jax, partially because he doesn’t rely on them in combat, and also because there are no ghosts to use the vacuum cleaner on (ghosts do exist in Ruckus’ universe, but they need aid from the Devil to cross over). At the least, since Ragatha is shown to be fairly handy with knives (probably got it from her mother), Jax can loan them to her to make use of, since she otherwise sucks in combat (sorry Ragatha fans).
By far the most useful weapons in Jax’s arsenal, if not the whole match, are the guns provided by Caine (brought to you by C&N). Not only do they provide invaluable range, firepower, and attack speed to Jax’s side, but the bullets bounce off of surfaces to hit targets repeatedly from unexpected angles, countering Ruckus’ speed advantage. While he’s still faster than the bullets, Ruckus has never encountered anything similar to their ricochetting effect (except for Riley and Huey’s BB Guns, and even then, they never weaponized it against him), and since Boondocks characters have been harmed or threatened by bullets, along with lacking the Digital Circus cast’s healing factors, he’ll be crippled or even killed in a single shot when he least expects it.
Also, since Jax can carry multiple guns and fire them with insane accuracy, he has less need to engage Ruckus in close-quarters combat, who lacks any guns himself. Even among Ruckus’ support, only a handful of people (Betty, Ed II, the police, and arguably the Woodcrest Neighborhood Watch) wield guns; Jax and co can clear swaths of enemies who can’t shoot back and need to rely on their speed to avoid them, and due to the ricochetting bullets and the large volumes of people that’ll take up any corner, it’s inevitable there’s going to be casualties on Ruckus’ side.
Another crowd-clearing tool is Jax’s Arthropod Bomb, which releases enough of the world’s most dangerous spiders and centipedes to endanger the White House, possessing venom potent enough to cause illness, fatigue, weakness, necrosis, and even death in humans. Jax is safe from this due to the nature of the Digital Circus, while Ruckus and his crew are not, and again, the large volume of his support means there’s less likely to be people on his side who won’t be poisoned. The one upside being that the critters are NPCs and not players, so they can be killed in retaliation, though not without dealing a blow to Ruckus’ army.
When it comes to their vehicles, they’re almost equal to each other. Both have a large carrier vehicle that can ram into enemies and carry allies (School Bus and Candy Truck) and smaller vehicles for personal transport (Pickup Truck and Cars), with Ruckus having a Motorboat unique to him.
Note I said “almost” equal, and not I’m talking about the fact Ruckus has a boat and Jax doesn’t.
While there seems to be no difference in speed between most of them (let’s assume they’re equal for simplicity), the relative power of the vehicles can be deciphered by comparing them to drivers. In other words, the characters of both shows. The School Bus clashed with Dorothy, the Freemans’ car, which in an early episode before it got upgraded was stated to be capable of killing all three of its owners in a car crash. Robert and Riley were consistently portrayed as on par with Huey, so they should scale to the latter’s 6.085 Tons of TNT feat.
Multiplying this by 3 means Dorothy should output 18.255 Tons of TNT. It should surpass this after being upgraded by Xzibit, and the School Bus both rammed and matched it, requiring Thugnificient’s UPS van to break the stalemate.
The Candy Truck, meanwhile, can match Gummigoo’s syrup tanker, which made an explosion worth 4.77 Tons of TNT. While this is less than Ruckus’ vehicle, the syrup tanker didn’t take any damage from the explosion nor falling into the Fudge (who carried both a copy of it and the Candy Truck) hard enough to knock him immediately afterwards, while the School Bus did take damage from Thugnificient’s van. It’s possible, like their owners, the School Bus and Candy Truck are similar in strength and durability, but the former surpasses the latter.
If we give the Candy Truck the same leniency as the School Bus and multiply the base value by 3, it’ll have an upper limit of 14.31 Tons of TNT. Not far lower than the School Bus, but enough to prove it’ll be less likely to survive a prolonged conflict. Though, the windows of the School Bus have been broken by gunfire before, so Jax can still at least shoot at Ruckus through them, even if his vehicle can’t.
The Pickup Truck and Cars don’t have much to talk about other than being likely inferior to their larger contemporaries. The Circus Members have six cars while Ruckus only has one truck, but by the same token, Ruckus’ support such as the police and Jimmy Rebel can bring their own cars to reverse the numbers disadvantage.
The motorboat is unlikely to play a role, since the Circus Members can breath and swim in water fine, and they can likely sabotage or overtake the boat like Robert did to Ruckus in his dream (which is a weird way of exposing a weakness).
When it’s said and done, the Circus Members can likely reconjure their weapons and vehicles after they’re destroyed, since Pomni can reconjure the fake exit door she found when she first entered the circus, while the same can’t be said for Ruckus.
Jax takes the gold in equipment.
Abilities
To put it bluntly, most of Ruckus’ abilities aren’t as useful as Jax’s, and the few that are are overshadowed by the ones Jax has, as you can tell from his abilities section being larger than Ruckus’.
Re-Vitiligo literally doesn’t do anything (Ruckus hates it for that reason), Longevity is capricious in a relatively short-lasting fight to the death, and Fourth Wall Awareness hasn’t been used in combat to gain an edge; Ruckus has only used it to tell stories and characters fail to make a difference in the narrative with whatever Fourth Wall breaking information they have.
N***a Moments, at first glance, seems like such a good ability to use against Jax. After all, one of the main themes of TADC is mental health and the need for emotional support, and all of the main cast (particularly Jax) have mental health problems. Jax’s borderline Abstraction and his unwillingness to let anyone know about it reads as an allegory for suicide and depression, and it’s clear he’s the closest to suffering ego death out of any of them.
So, shouldn’t that mean he’s vulnerable to N-Words Moments and their ability to drive people crazy and emotional? Yes, but also no.
One of the tenets of N-Word Moments are that they cause ignorance and violence by upsetting the other person. What little we know about Abstracting is that it’s caused by feelings of hopelessness and despair before the victim transforms. N-Word Moments are superficially similar in that they cause insanity and emotional deregulation but built on anger and obsession. Assuming Ruckus causes an N-Word Moment with Jax (very likely, given their personalities), it would actually benefit Jax by preventing Abstraction, since he’ll be focused on his rage towards Ruckus instead of his miserable life.
Also, N-Word Moments have been used by weaker fighters (Jax, in this case) to increase their strength and combat prowess by channeling their hatred of their opponents. This takes days or weeks to get results, but due to conjuration allowing Jax and the others to manipulate the Digital Circus, along with additional time granted by their regeneration and immortality, Jax can potentially accelerate the process. This seems nonsensical, but there’s evidence pointing to this conclusion.
First, we know conjuration requires skill, concentration, and imagination, all of which Jax has shown. He concentrates on his emotional mask daily, has a wide enough imagination to make pop-culture references and believe he’s in a cartoon world, and has skillfully used conjuration in the survival shootout of Episode 6 (unintentionally, since he didn’t even know the name until Kinger explained it two episodes later), being one of the first humans to utilize it in battle.
Caine has also shown conjuration can alter one’s avatars, such as in Episode 5 with Jax’s maid outfit and Episode 7 with everyone else’s swimsuits. Combine this with Episode 6 showing everyone affecting their parameters in subtle ways (Jax and Pomni changing the power, accuracy, and trajectory of their bullets and Gangle’s Tommy gun tearing through walls while the other guns failed to do the same), it’s almost likely Jax can potentiate himself to match, if not surpass Ruckus. With only a 2.55x difference in strength, it shouldn’t be a large gap to go over, but this is speculative.
Finally, there’s a second stage to N-Word Moments, and that’s N-Word Synthesis, where more participants of N-Word Moments essentially drag each other to their deaths by challenging and getting into fights with people. In-universe, it’s presented as something inevitable if nothing is done about it. Combatants will die if the conflict isn’t settled peacefully, and unfortunately for all parties here, this is a DEATH BATTLE. There’s only one solution to how this would end.
However, once again, Jax and the others come in clutch with their inability to die from anything short of Abstracting. They have survived (and recovered from) stabs, impalement, dismemberment, decapitation, crushing, flattening, smearing, and even turning into ash. Ruckus has no way to kill or debilitate them, whereas the Circus Members can do so to him. Even the bomb that can destroy vehicles in The Boondocks won’t do much, as it has no showings or proof it can damage them even further than that. The Circus Members can take hits from stronger foes like the Abstracted and Caine, so it’s unlikely Ruckus can overpower their survivability with brute force. Even the thousands-strong army he has would amount to an inconvenience to them.
It’s been shown if a person is unaffected by an N-Word Moment, they can help others break free from it. While it wouldn’t be a detriment to Jax, it’s still within the Circus Members’ personalities to snap him out of it for his own good (though, it’ll be difficult, since Jax is notoriously stubborn even outside of an N-Word Moment). Ruckus, on the other hand, has no one besides Jimmy to do the same for him, so he’s going to be digging his own grave as the battle goes on. Which just leaves one more question.
Can N-Word Moments cast the souls of the Circus Members to Hell, like it did Stinkmeaner? No, the only reason that happened was that Stinkmeaner’s soul was obligated by the Devil to spread chaos and ignorance in the black community, so when his N-Word Moment with Robert ended (because Huey had him befriend Ruckus, ironically), he no longer had a reason to stay, so he was forced to go back. Every other instance of an N-Word Moment ending didn’t result in anyone losing their souls, and in fact, it’s been reiterated ending N-Word Moments is beneficial to all parties involved.
Aside from that, Ruckus’ abilities are much more limited than Jax’s, who includes battlefield control (using cubes to launch himself and others at high speeds), battlefield removal (sending Ruckus and his support to the Test Level, albeit under certain conditions), unpredictability (Ruckus won’t expect him to create smoke clouds or stand on vertical surfaces), body control (Jax and the others can control their limbs after they’re severed, so they can defend themselves if Ruckus and his support get the idea to restrain or separate them), item efficiency (they can carry their stuff without needing containers), and terrain superiority (they can all breath and swim underwater indefinitely, something Ruckus has no counters towards).
Since Pomni and Kinger have affected lights and a console, respectively, with conjuration, which run on electricity, they can likely disable Ruckus’ own electronics like his phone and walkie-talkie to limit his means of communication, thus decentralizing his army, so say nothing of the shock tools, metal detector, and flashlight, the latter of which is Kinger’s weakness.
The only abilities of Ruckus the Circus Member can’t match are his Social Influencing and Martial Arts (the latter we’ll talk later).
With the former, Ruckus can easily amass support for his side during the fight, which will include the various factions he’s worked with, and despite most of them never meeting each other, they’ll be motivated to fight by Ruckus appealing to their prejudices, greed, and bloodlust, as that’s how he gathered his congregation and the white mob and got Ed II’s support. It’ll fail on the Circus Members, though, not only because they have more critical thinking than most of the people on his side, but also because Ruckus’ mannerisms are too similar to Caine’s, especially in how they lie, gaslight, manipulate, and torment people because of their insecurities and lack of empathy.
Overall, since Jax’s abilities counter Ruckus’, while Ruckus’ abilities are almost obsolete with a few exceptions, Jax has the better assortment of abilities.
Attrition
While Self-Sustenance proves Ruckus can survive for more than a day without food, water, or fresh air (similar to Jax), it’s inferior to Jax’s digital physiology since he does need those to survive, and the only Boondocks character disciplined enough to fast for a week is Huey, who has the mental fortitude to enter a maximum security prison and negotiate with rapists and killers without losing his cool, unlike his peers (except Riley) and the adults who chaperoned them (including Ruckus). It’s unlikely anyone on Ruckus’ side will be willing to make the same sacrifice or decision during battle (hell, laziness and lack of discipline is a common sin in this show).
Meanwhile, Jax doesn’t need those things at all, with the only reason he eats, drinks, sleeps, or breaths being he needs to keep his sanity in a stagnant environment (and because he still feels the deprivation of these things). While Ruckus has beaten Tom’s body for hours at night and still felt awake by morning, Jax theoretically can replicate those conditions as his body doesn’t require care or nutrients to maintain itself. Though, it should be noted while he has better stamina, Ruckus has shown better endurance.
Ruckus wakes up every day in the morning to do his 47+ jobs across a week, without requiring much sleep or rest, while a single day at Spudsy’s made Jax and the others (besides Kinger, who wasn’t even there) miserable from the suffocating work. Also, several days of torture from Caine—which is the closest they get to replicating Ruckus’ work ethic—pushed them to their physical and mental limits until they couldn’t take it anymore. The longest anyone in the circus has fought was roughly half an hour (“They All Get Guns”) while Ruckus has beaten Tom’s body for hours and only needed to catch his breath in-between.
What keeps this from being a draw is that Pomni can create the exit door for a brief reprieve for the Circus Members, and the first episode shows it can disintegrate to prevent people from entering it. There’s no duration or limit for how long she can stay, and there’s nothing suggesting the others can’t be there too, so they can use it to recuperate before continuing the fight, a luxury Ruckus’ side doesn’t have. Even if they could enter as well, they would need to squeeze through a small space in tight corners that’ll dilute their numbers advantage, while the players don’t need much space to fight (they wield guns and Episode 6 proves they can all hold their own in such areas, even Ragatha).
Another thing to point out is that the Circus Members’ regeneration and immortality aren’t powers limited by stamina or conscious decision, it’s something forced upon them by the circus and Ruckus has no ways to disable it to make them easier to kill. This means, when push comes to shove, they will outlast Ruckus because of their different physiologies.
Also, since Ruckus’ side don’t have healing factors or immortality (at most, they can survive being turned into swiss-cheese by bullets, but that’s mild compared to what the Circus Members can go through), he’ll have to work with a dying army with decreasing numbers while his opponents remain at full power to the end.
Jax ultimately wins the war of attrition.
Skill
This one shouldn’t be a contest. Ruckus is an old man in his 60s while Jax is 22. It doesn’t take rocket science to know one has more experience than the other.
Age gap aside, the difference in resume is apparent. Ruckus is a martial artist who trained to master a complex weapon and a fighting style based around it, while Jax relied on the program of the Digital Circus to master his guns. Ruckus can contend with Huey, who can briefly match world-class martial artists, while Jax generally struggles with anyone he can’t bully or shoot at (even Gangle put him in his place in Episode 4 because she was in a position of power). Ruckus spent over 50 years (potentially more, given Boondocks’ floating timeline) mastering all types of jobs, including police, security, firefighter, and political positions, while it’s implied Jax’s life was nothing special before he entered the circus (being in the circus was implied to be the happiest moment in his life, to put it into perspective).
The difference in age also plays into their characters. Ruckus never gives up on what he does and takes defeat and failure by upholding his racism, while Jax goes into panic attacks and depression whenever he doesn’t have his way, loses control of the situation, or his view of the world is challenged significantly, such as when Gangle and Zooble made him wear the maid outfit, after his fight with Pomni, and when he finally learned everything in the circus is real.
While Jax is shown to be more manipulative and in tune with other people’s emotions, even targeting their phobias for kicks, this is mainly with those he’s known for years. With Pomni, his usual tactics fail because she’s a new member and was too unorthodox for him to figure out her “archetype.” Their fallout and his subsequent nervous breakdown came from a miscalculation of how she would react to him trying to push her away.
One thing Jax has over Ruckus is being a marksman. He’s used and mastered different types of guns in the circus, while Ruckus, for some reason, eschews guns entirely, possibly due to his internalized racism (as he believes black people are incapable of anything and compares himself unfavorably to white people). With enhanced marksmanship, he displayed feats nobody in The Boondocks can even dream of, like bouncing bullets between walls, firing two guns and not missing by a mile, and shooting out both of a person’s arms from a distance while running. These arguably make up for his lack of martial prowess and serve as a counterpart to Ruckus’ expertise with the nunchaku.
Alas, Ruckus’ speed and experience with guns mean even this advantage wouldn’t push things into Jax’s favor, so skill leans towards Ruckus.
Support
Ruckus and Jax don’t act alone. Whether it’s the compassionate Pomni, the greedy Ed Wuncler, the people-pleasing Ragatha, or the gun-toting Betty Von Heusen, these two freaks have a lot to bring, especially Ruckus. In addition to the “core” three members of his army (Jimmy, Betty, and Ed II), a handful of security guards, and the dozens of police officers, there are over 200 people in the white mob he organized and an estimate of thousands more with the lynching mob.
This means Ruckus can have at least 1200 people fighting on his behalf, whereas Jax only has 5. Seems pretty lopsided, right? But when you analyze the details, it becomes more complicated than a game of numbers.
Let’s start with the combat effectiveness of these groups.
Nearly everyone on Ruckus’ side are cookie-cutter brawlers who rely on their strength and sheer numbers to overwhelm opponents, compared to the relatively few gunmen they have (Betty, the Sisters of the Second Amendment, Ed II, the police, and arguably the Woodcrest Neighborhood Watch). This means melee fighters will take up the frontlines of this battle. But here’s the thing, only Ruckus is confirmed to have the martial prowess to engage with fighters who can match or surpass them.
In a majority of their fights, Ruckus’ support always relied on some kind of advantage to get the upper hand on foes. The white and lynching mobs relied on outnumbering opponents and their racial/social privileges to escape justice, leading to them getting their asses handed by the likes of Robert Freeman, a war veteran, and Sturdy Harris, who’s too strong for any of them to harm. Betty and her sub-groups coerce compliance from others with their guns and vigilantism, but in situations where their targets fight back or they lack guns to defend themselves, they’re either forced into retreating or recuperating from their losses (e.g., Betty getting battered in the kickball game). Ed II believed he had the Freemans and his debtors under his thumb in his Freedomland, but the second they stage their rebellion, the amusement park burned in flames in moments.
Even the police and security guards aren’t immune to this, as while they have no problems manhandling civilians, they get bodied by foes who can actually fight, like Huey and Bushido Brown (who took out three officers in one kick without even trying). Huey even took out a group of them without any weapons or assistance.
Basically, Ruckus’ side are mostly composed of bullies and paper tigers who pick on those weaker and more vulnerable than them, only to be on the back foot against those more equipped to deal with them, as the Freeman family proved.
The Circus Members are near-opposites, as despite—or rather because—they’re so fewer, everyone plays multiple roles at once. Pomni is the group therapist, but also a sharpshooter and backup leader if Jax is incapacitated. Kinger is also a sharpshooter, but his knowledge of the Digital Circus made him invaluable in stopping Caine. Ragatha normally relegates herself to emotional support, but she’s the one who found out the gang can reflect gunshots. Gangle is the designated driver of the Candy Truck, but she fires her Tommy gun wildly all over the place (which is more likely to hit targets over a wide area). And Zooble, despite being “the grumpy one,” is a skilled sniper and can equip themselves with four firearms at once, and can replace their limbs with another Zooble part.
The Big Tops also have a history of dealing with foes who normally have an advantage over them, unlike Ruckus’ side. The Abstracted were too powerful to fight head on, so Pomni tricked one into running off the second floor to be away from it. The Angel sent Pomni and Kinger into Hell and they couldn’t escape without holding their breath, so they come to the conclusion of holding it until they escape (taking advantage of their lack of physical needs). The Fudge was bigger and stronger than any of them, so Pomni knocked it out with Gummigoo’s truck (by accident, but still). Finally, when up against Caine, the creator of the Digital Circus himself, they endured his violent torture until Kinger hacked his system.
In the shootout game with each other, everyone needed to come up with a new way to adapt (Pomni and Jax enhancing the performances of their guns, Kinger using the healing butterfly on Ragatha, Ragatha reflecting Jax’s gunshot, Gangle preserving her comedy mask until she found her Tommy gun, and Zooble attaching four arms to use more weapons). The gang are more used to handling stronger foes because they had to learn how to, whereas Ruckus’ side didn’t.
The second factor is group cohesiveness.
While the Circus Members (except Pomni) don’t like Jax, they do care about him and vice-versa more than they let on. Jax may pick on them a lot, but it stems from a fear of reliving his past trauma instead of malice, unlike Ruckus. This is best seen in Episode 8, where after Caine destroyed their hopes of escaping, the group found solidarity with each other because they’re all they have left in the circus. Even when Caine psychologically attacked most of them with their worst fears, they refused to abandon and betray each other to appease him (you can even see Pomni glaring eye-to-eye with him for her fellow humans).
By contrast, everyone on Ruckus’ side (except Jimmy Rebel) view him and each other as a means to an end. The police and security guards are only doing their jobs, Betty and her supporters care more about their own agendas, Ed II cares about exploiting people for money, and the white and lynching mobs are united under shared hatred of their enemies.
Ruckus’ religious followers even abandoned him after he was denounced by God, with only Robert and Tom (whom he rejected for being black) tending him after he got struck by lightning.
Jimmy is the only loyal member of Ruckus’ army, and even then, they only bonded for about a week, whereas Jax has known his support for years and got to know Pomni for at least a month (granted, they had a rough start, but she quickly became Ribbit/Kaufmo 2.0 for him).
This lack of group loyalty is further shown in combat situations, such as the white mob getting beaten back by Robert (none of their fellow men or Ruckus cared enough to aid them after they’re knocked out), a few members of the Fried Chicken Flu militia jumping atop a car to steal some food (none of the remaining members expressed concern for their safety), and when the slave riot in Freedomland destroyed the park (Ruckus and Ed II left the police and security to fend for themselves). In every turn, the “elite” members are willing to sacrifice and screw over their underlings for their own safety and agendas, with Ruckus being guilty of it because he enabled this mindset with his slavish devotion.
The third factor is synergy.
Ruckus’ side rarely fight together unless it’s convenient for them, partially due to most of them being strangers, but the Circus Members have done it so often it’s their main strategy against any conflict. Because they work well together, they took time to flesh out their group dynamics.
For example, when Ragatha lost a life from Jax shooting her before the game and Caine refused to heal her, Kinger did so to be more fair even though it wasn’t part of the rules and before he gave a pep talk about relationships to her under darkness. When Gangle stressed over Jax’s bullying and her depression, Zooble alleviated her stress and fears through emotional connection, and Gangle repaid them by firing her Tommy gun at Jax and Pomni. Even after Gangle was beaten, Zooble used the opportunity she gave to retreat into their room and temporarily overwhelm them with superior firepower. To which Pomni only beat Zooble with a technique she learned from Jax and Kinger (bouncing bullets all over the place by kicking logic to the curb).
Arguably their biggest advantage is sharing most of their powers and equipment. Their avatars are made with the same program and have similar abilities, with only a few differences. Their weapons and items are things they carry over from past adventures that they can theoretically conjure. This means, not only would everyone have the same advantages, but they can maximize them by covering each other’s weaknesses and substitute if needed. Like how Zooble used Gangle’s Tommy gun after she was defeated by Pomni, or how Pomni replicated Kinger’s Ricochet Super Move to defeat Zooble.
Ruckus’ side, on the other hand, have segregated resources and skillsets, with only a relatively few actually wielding guns into battle, while Ruckus carries more unique equipment than the rest of his army combined. He’s the figurehead they rely on to keep them together, since he has the most charisma out of its leaders. And he’s the most skilled and experienced member. If he goes down, his army simultaneously loses their best fighter and their backbone.
Something Jax’s side can easily accomplish with their various options, such as Zooble sniping Ruckus from a distance or Kinger deleting him.
In the end, Ruckus has a cult, while Jax has a family. The Circus Members win in terms of being a support network.
Mentality
Now, we touch upon our last category, which defines these characters; the mentality that makes up who they are and how it affects them. Given both shows’ focus on mental health and the repercussions of your actions, it’s quite fitting.
Mental illness is an understatement as they’re practically synonymous with self-loathing and self-sabotage.
Let’s start with their traumas and the source of it, as well as how they choose to cope.
Ruckus was thrown out by his father when he was a child, forcing him to fend for himself for the next 53 years. Because of this, he grew to despise the black community and tried to undermine their rights, believing himself to be a white man in a black person’s body. Jax struggles with survivor’s guilt and PTSD from his former friends, Ribbit and Kaufmo, Abstracting, as well as some unknown trauma from the real world, based on his flashback in Episode 7 (though, Ribbit’s fate affected him more than Kaufmo’s).
Without going into Trauma Olympics, Ruckus seems to have lived with his hardship relatively better than Jax. He’s messed up beyond belief, but for the most part, he remains steadfast in his daily activities, assimilates into his chosen community (even though they barely stand him), and finds fulfillment in helping white people regardless if they repay him or getting into positions of power for their sake. He gets beaten up, insulted, hospitalized, and treated like a slave, but still retains his ignorant attitude like nothing happened. This is especially true after “The Color Ruckus,” where he overcame Mister’s abuse of him and got closure for his childhood trauma, not to mention ending things on a good note with the rest of his family.
Jax, meanwhile, is still hung up on Ribbit and Kaufmo’s passing, shutting himself inside his room and only comes out to go on adventures or to mess with the other players. He doesn’t even attend their funerals because of his fear of showing emotions. A single fight with Pomni drove him into a depressive state and he nearly Abstracted in his sleep, only barely avoiding it with her (accidental) intervention. Unlike Ruckus with his mother and brothers, Jax never got a happy ending or proper closure with Ribbit and Kaufmo, or even in his real life, which makes his hardship feel worse to him.
Their threat responses are also notable. Jax tends to panic and run away when things don’t go his way, even pressing the button that would’ve supposedly trap him and the others because he couldn’t stand the prospect of returning to his old life (he accuses Caine of manipulating him, but it’s ambiguous if this is true or not). Ruckus, however, is more than willing to trade barbs and fists with anyone who messes with him, whether it’s Huey, the Hateocracy, a crowd of Obama supporters, or even a security guard (whom he holds high respect for).
Ruckus is simply more equipped to deal with stressful situations, including a fight-to-the-death, whereas Jax avoids the same thing in fight-or-flight mode.
Now, let’s look at general intelligence, biases, and decision-making.
Jax is more capable of critical thought, having spotted holes in Abel’s alleged background while the other players haven’t, while Ruckus only does the same towards black people for the wrong reasons (he figured out Robert didn’t buy a ticket to see a movie, but under the belief he was too unintelligent to use computers). Jax also lacks Ruckus’ biases to cloud his judgement (Jax is implied to be sexist, as his bullying of the girls stems from his personal issues, but nowhere to the same extent as Ruckus’ racism).
Ruckus has went as far as to fabricate or perpetuate falsehoods, like Catcher Freeman/Tobias Lynchwater being a loyal slave to Massa Colonel and the 19th century slaves singing “Don’t Trust Them New N-Word Over There” as a spiritual song, when it was invented by him in the 21st century.
Jax may be in denial of his problems, but he doesn’t actually believe the bull**** he spews, it’s just him trying to protect his feelings and sanity. In fact, when exposed to lies or deception, he snaps and tears the perpetrators a new one (as Caine learned the hard way).
Jax is also perceptive enough to recognize signs Caine can mind control the players, even before the Escape the Circus adventure, using that to incriminate him in front of everyone else. Ruckus, meanwhile, is prone to entering echo chambers or spouting nonsense that aligns with his views, only to break down or be in denial when meeting contradictions to them (e.g., when he found out he was purely black), to the point where his ancestry results needed to be rigged for him to get out of his funk.
Ruckus wholeheartedly supports white people, but plays favorites and hypocritically puts them down for his ends. Like allowing Ed II to oppress the white slaves of Freedomland as much as he does the non-white slaves or believing white women’s roles are to be housewives to their white husbands (this coming from a guy who frequently allies with a gun-toting, vigilante-wannabe woman). This shows, in the end, even his love for white people is conditional and based more on his ideas of them than who they are.
One thing about Jax is that, while sexist and slightly transphobic (he joked about Zooble having stereotypical jobs at their expense), he never lets his prejudices consume him the way Ruckus has. He hates the maid outfit, so what? He whines and gripes about it, but he doesn’t want to kill himself over it. Episodes 6-8 were dedicated to breaking down his views of the circus and how invalid his beliefs were; while he underwent panic attacks from these to the point of nearly Abstracting (similar to Ruckus nearly hanging himself), it takes less for him to postpone this process (Pomni reaching out to him) and he steels his nerves after taking time to recover and process everything in a more relatively healthy manner.
And now, our last factor… development.
Ruckus and Jax are two sides of the same coin. Both are traumatized, mentally ill men who put up a facade to hide their insecurities, self-loathing, and desire to be seen as strong, worthy, or capable. The difference? Jax is capable of change, Ruckus isn’t.
He surrounds himself with toxic influences like the police, the Wunclers, Betty von Heusen, the White Heaven followers, and even his idol Jimmy, who all reinforce or allow his internalized racism to fester despite the clear affect it has on him. While Jimmy was willing to discard his own racism for Ruckus’ sake, he caved back in after he stormed away for not being the racist he thought he was, meaning he’s ultimately an enabler of his maladaptive behavior. Compare this with Jax’s relationship with Pomni, who actively opposes his self-loathing and self-sabotage with empathy and occasionally tough love (let’s be honest, Jax had that beating coming).
Jax, whether by coincidence or a suppressed desire for companionship, surrounds himself with positive influences in the Digital Circus gang, who despite their own issues, genuinely accept him and each other, despite being aware of his flaws. Pomni even extended his lifespan by being a true friend to Jax, even after he tried to alienate her, whereas Jimmy failed to be a similar influence to Ruckus.
Ironically, one of Ruckus’ biggest advantages over Jax, being nearly three times his age, also works to his detriment. Ruckus spent 60+ years internalizing his self-loathing and externalizing it as hatred of other black people fueled by both his hatred of his father and himself for not growing up a different race. Even after given chances to reflect and let go of this mentality, he doubles down and continues because he would rather hang on to his preconceived notions instead of challenging himself to change his views, and thus, break the cycle of dysfunction.
Take a look at his skillset and experience. He can easily gain riches and success for life with his connections, charisma, and dedication. Instead, he lives in a shack on the outskirts of town, gets paid under minimum wage, and works like a dog in his dozens of jobs. Why? Because, despite using re-vitiligo to rationalize his upbringing, he believes he deserves to be miserable for being born the “wrong” race. Ruckus was exposed to the worst of black history due to his background and the era he grew up in, was gaslit to believe he had a skin condition, and had virtually no one who can break him free from his toxic mindset. Instead, all he had were those who barely tolerated him (the Freemans and Dubois’), exploited him (the Wunclers), enabled his path of self-destruction (his family and Jimmy), or saw him as a tool (Betty and Ed II).
By comparison, Jax being 22, while contributing to his immaturity and lack of coping skills, means he’s more susceptible to change and outside influences, which Pomni proved by being willing to confront his worst tendencies. Episode 7-8 sees him being willing to help the Circus Members and oppose Caine, without any ulterior motives, and being genuinely moved by their acceptance and care for him (though, in typical Jax fashion, he tries to write it off as no big deal). There are also other people on his side who are willing to stand up to him and call him out for his behavior besides Pomni, like Ragatha, Zooble, and (potentially while lucid) Kinger, ensuring he stays in line with them.
Episode 9, The Grand Finale, implies Jax may regress back into his old ways, but considering the situation at hand, who can blame him? Caine may be gone, but so will the circus since he was the one who maintained it. The adventures they had to go on and need to survive against Caine helped distracted everyone from their circumstances, but now it’s literally in their faces, leaving them with nothing, as he bitterly noted in the trailer. An unstable person like Jax would likely relapse in such a situation, and nobody can blame them.
Ruckus has no such excuses, as he has multiple opportunities to rebuild his life, but chose not to. He’s a prisoner of his own mind, as much as Jax is a prisoner of circumstances.
Both men are in dire need of therapeutic treatment and psychological evaluation, but in the end, because he’s had early intervention, Jax comes out with the better mentality.
Conclusion
Uncle Ruckus
Advantages:
- Comparable to slightly stronger than Jax.
- Far faster.
- Far more skilled and experienced, especially in close-range combat.
- Certain items may target the Circus Members’ weaknesses (e.g., the flashlight on Kinger, the job application on Gangle due to her former job at Spudsy’s, etc.)…
- Branding iron can overcome the Circus Members’ heat resistance…
- Can detect Jax’s metal tools and weapons with the metal detector.
- Vehicles are more powerful than Jax’s…
- N***a Moments are technically effective on Jax due to his mental vulnerabilities…
- His support are far more numerous, ruthless, and aggressive than the Circus Members…
- More capable of handling stressful situations…
- Advocates for the mentally disabled, regardless of race (surprisingly based of him, though was still condescending towards black people).
- Aaron McGruder the GOAT.
Equal:
- Technically called “Fat Fuck” in canon.
- Greater endurance despite having less stamina.
Disadvantages:
- Inferior lifting strength (damn, man, how can you be outmuscled by a bunny?).
- Far less numerous and useful abilities.
- Majority of his equipment are useless against the Circus Members except for vehicles and communication devices.
- Jax counters or resists nearly all of his options.
- Despite his AP advantage, vulnerable to getting killed by bullets.
- Even with his speed advantage, will have more difficulty avoiding the ricochetting bullets of the Circus Members’ guns.
- At a range disadvantage due to lacking guns, and even his support that do are generally inferior marksmen.
- Lacks any means to permanently kill Jax.
- Electronics (e.g., phone, electroshock tools, metal detector) can be disabled by the Circus Members’ technopathy.
- Enhanced Interrogation Technique is useless against Jax since he lacks genitals (the same isn’t true for his end).
- Social Influencing won’t work on the Circus Members due to their experience with Caine, who acts similarly to him (minus the explicit bigotry), and generally being smarter than his support (at least in emotional intelligence).
- Can’t outlast Jax due to the latter’s physiology lacking needs.
- He and his support have differing skills and resources distributed to specific members (e.g., relatively few of them have guns), making them less synergetic.
- Can be hacked and deleted by Kinger or sniped by Zooble.
- …But the Circus Members can counter each of them (turning off, stealing, or destroying the flashlights, putting a bucket over Kinger’s head, Gangle wearing her happy or manic masks, and so on).
- Kinger has resisted light while in ambient darkness and Gangle withstood Caine torturing her with her worst traumas (including the Spudsy’s adventure), meaning neither of these are surefire advantages.
- …But Ruckus has no way to start or prepare it, making it deadweight.
- …But he can’t recreate them if they’re destroyed, disabled, or stolen, unlike the Circus Members.
- …But it’ll actually benefit Jax more than him.
- …But they (except Jimmy Rebel) are nowhere near as loyal, supportive, or versatile as Jax’s, and have less cohesion as a group.
- …But his deeply-rooted issues and self-defeating mentality ultimately undermines this. (He’s even more messed up than he is.)
- Daddy, mommy, and grandmother issues. Ouch! (At least his brothers were okay.)
- Season 4 doesn’t exist. It shouldn’t exist. At all. (Some of the episodes were fine, at least.)
- Queerphobic.
- Believes in gender roles (which is hypocritical, since he always believed white people were superior to black people, regardless of gender)
- Personally, I blame this on Season 4 being bad in general.
- His Kickstarter spin-off film failed in favor of Season 4 (and look at how well that turned out).
Jax
Advantages:
- Superior lifting strength.
- More powers and abilities, especially those applicable in combat.
- Guns grant him several important advantages, including:
- Having the range advantage over Ruckus and most of his army.
- One-shotting them despite their AP advantage.
- The ricochetting bullets make it harder for them to dodge or avoid them.
- Guns and Arthropod Bomb can stave off portions of Ruckus’ army due to range and area-of-effect, respectively.
- Conjuration allows him to re-summon or recreate weapons and vehicles.
- Elasticity, body control, and lifting strength ensures he can break free from Ruckus’ attempts to restrain him (via rope or handcuffs) or separate his body parts.
- Can disable Ruckus’ electronics with technology manipulation.
- Circus Members have a terrain advantage in water, due to being able to swim and breathe indefinitely, which Jax can use to drown or place Ruckus in a disadvantage.
- Will benefit from N***a Moments in multiple ways, most importantly by not Abstracting.
- Immune to getting kicked in the nuts.
- Immortality and regeneration prevent him from being killed by Ruckus.
- Because he doesn’t require physical needs, he can outlast Ruckus and his army in a long-term battle.
- His support care more about him and each other than Ruckus’ does, and have far greater cohesion and synergy.
- With few exceptions, the Circus Members share the same weapons and abilities, ensuring they all have the same advantages.
- Pomni can use the exit door to allow everyone to retreat from the battle and return when they’re ready.
- Kinger can hack into Ruckus’ code to delete him, or key members of his army (e.g., Ed II, Betty von Heusen, Jimmy Rebel, etc.).
- Alternatively, Zooble can snipe them.
- Their experience with Caine makes it unlikely the Circus Members can be persuaded by Ruckus.
- Less biases to cloud his judgement, rational/critical thinking, and decision making.
- Despite his issues, he ultimately has better mental health than Ruckus (which really says a lot about him).
- Gooseworx the GOAT.
- Will get a theatrical film whereas Ruckus isn’t.
Equal:
- Canonically called “Fat Fuck” in a commercial.
- Greater stamina despite having less endurance.
Disadvantages:
- Comparable to slightly weaker than Ruckus.
- Far slower.
- Far less skilled and experienced, especially in close-range combat.
- Some of his weaker tools (like his keys or bowling ball) are either obsolete or better off on someone else’s hands (like the knives to Ragatha).
- Vacuum cleaner is useless since there’s no ghosts on Ruckus’ side.
- Vehicles are less powerful than Ruckus’ and are outnumbered by the vehicles his support can bring. They can also be destroyed or have their mobility hindered by Ruckus’ bomb.
- Abstraction is a lose/draw condition due to its downsides.
- Less capable of handling stressful situations than Ruckus.
- Is a loser in and out of the circus (at least the gang accepts him).
- YouTube Algorithms.
- TADC fanbase’s constant controversies.
This was an exciting train wreck of a battle that pushed everyone to their mental, physical, and emotional limits. Uncle Ruckus might’ve had an early lead with his superior stats, fighting skills, and experience, but Jax’s abilities, equipment, digital physiology, and fire-forged bonds with his support made it possible for the younger male to prove he was the better man.
The Winner is Jax.































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